Questions about Korea answered here. (24)

1 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 18:19 [no]

This thread is really interesting because I'm Korean and I've spent a decent amount of time there.

Korean culture is ridiculous. I feel like a lot of people are not necessarily rich but try to pretend they are, therefore the massive spending on fashion, liposuction, etc. which is completely out of hand.

Most kids go to after school tutoring classes, and typically specialize in one or two things. One of my cousins was specializing in English so when I went there a couple years ago, we'd try to hold conversations in english. For a ~12 year old (I think he was), he was pretty good.

When people knew I was from America (completely noticeable in moments), they'd try out their English on me. It was kind of funny, but a little annoying after a while.

Kpop, however, is the bane of my existence.

And yes, the Koreans hate the Japanese. I was listening to anime music once while I was there and my cousin made me turn it off because it was offensive.

2 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 18:23 [no]

Why can't we all just get along?

3 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 18:37 [no]

Is it true that every piece of software sold in Korea is pirated?

4 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 19:00 [no]

Professor Junior sez:

(ÉE) Japan-Korea relations are in a constant state of manzai quantum flux. Much like Schrödinger's cat, they are both boke and tsukkomi at the same time.

5 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 19:02 [no]

Is bosintang really delicious? And how do I select the proper ingredient?

6 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 21:48 [no]

Why would the koreans hate anime, they are the ones that draw most of the shit?
What is apology juice? Something about a war crime during WWII?
Is Kim Jong Il really that fucking crazy?
Why does every MMORPG made by koreans suck total ass? (Lots of tedious grinding, ultra rare drops, complete lack of balance... I guess it is because it is cheap and Asians eat that shit up like candy for some reason.)

7 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 22:00 [no]

Korean movies are the rad in japan right now

8 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 22:35 [no]

Please make a statement regarding cats.

9 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 23:37 [no]

So have Hyundai cars stopped sucking major ass?
Why does kimchi smell like dog vomit?
How could Samsung and Sony sign contracts with each other despite the hate between Japan and Korea?
Is the hate between Japan and Korea greater or less than the hate between England and France?

10 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 23:38 [no]

What does dog vomit smell like?

11 Name: sage 1993-09-4551 00:40 [no]

Not Kimchi. Kimchi is delicious, it's like the staff of life. And if Samsung means to cum, would you use one of their electronic toothbrushes?

12 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 01:30 [no]

I love /dqn/. Only on /dqn/ would we get a thread as great as this.

13 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 02:04 [no]

How does dog taste?

14 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 03:47 [no]

Why is manwha so ugly, stupid and emo? Don't they have art classes in Korea? Is it true that Japanese anime is censored in Korea? They erased the ghost in Hikaru No Go? Do they have an allergy to old clothes? Is it true that Korean electronics are so bad no Korean wants to buy them? Why do Koreans never flush their toilets after they take a shit?

15 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 08:44 [no]

Why do koreans.. hell Asians in general.. not secure their networks and computers? I've had to go as far as just blackholing the whole region on border routers before because of DDOS attacks. Even the idiots that spread email viruses and install bonzai buddy produce less zombies.

16 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 10:29 [no]

Are you going to answer all of these stupid questions?

17 Name: sage 1993-09-4551 14:05 [no]

Are you going to answer the intelligent ones? I still want to know if bosintang is totally yummy.

18 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 22:24 [no]

No answers. 'Seems that this Korean was a troll. Is Korea a nation of trolls?

19 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4552 00:00 [no]

It might be, >>18
The roneryist korean looks like a troll.

20 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4552 02:18 [no]

*I'm so ronery.
So ronery. So ronery and sadry arone.
Dere's no one, just me onry, sitting on
my rittle throne.*

*I wook rearry hard and make up great plans.
But nobody listens, no one understands...
Seems that no one takes me
SER-RI-ROUS-REEEEEEEEE...
And so... I'm rone-ry...
A rittle rone-ry... Poor rittle me...*

21 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4552 03:52 [no]

Ok, I'll try.

> Why can't we all just get along?

Disregard is the best way to get along with all together.
But since Korean can't admit any of their own failures, switching blame
for Korean national problems to other countries is national commitment.
No country can avoid Korean problem.

> Is it true that every piece of software sold in Korea is pirated?

Not "every". It is estimated that approx. 60% of Microsoft Windows and Office are pirated copy.

> Is bosintang really delicious? And how do I select the proper ingredient?

No. It smells pretty bad. Young people rarely eat bosintang.
But the ingredient of strong aroma is good for building energy.

22 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4552 03:53 [no]

> Why would the koreans hate anime, they are the ones that draw most of the shit?

Korean do NOT hate anime, would rather LOVE it. Fansub fans should know how many low-quality fansubs is coming from Korea. But Korean don't want to admit that anime is the production of Japan. Anime must be Korean's own property.

BTW, I remember the leader of anti-Japan extremist students has said that he loves Evangelion but he hates Japan.

> What is apology juice? Something about a war crime during WWII?

A few years ago, some ignorant Koreans politician came to Japan and went on a kind of strike against Japanese diet. 0ne of them was holding a sign which was supposed to read "I demand an apology (Ӎ߂)" but was misspelled and thus read "Apology Juice (Ӎ߂)".

23 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4552 03:54 [no]

> Is Kim Jong Il really that fucking crazy?

Donno, but his admirers are analytical better than we might imagine.

> Why does every MMORPG made by koreans suck total ass?

Because of piracy problem, Korean game industry didn't exist until explosive hit of MMO business and now they have a serious shortage of human resources, especially lack of skilled producers.

I'm exhausted.. better try later....

24 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4552 04:56 [no]

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