日本人が英語で話すスレ(Thread that Japanese speaks in English) (40)

1 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 09:33 [no]

俺英語で話せねぇwwwwwwwwwww
(I cannot speak Englishwwwwwwwwww)

2 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 09:41 [no]

...becoming it.. Boke that doesn't put up Csosre then

3 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 09:50 [no]

>>2
I cannot understand itwwwwwwwww
n?kusosure dato?????(#^ω^)
Hold your tongue,fat boyww
(ピザでも食ってろデブ)

4 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 10:24 [no]

It came from genuine 2ch.
Moreover, is it a counterfeit of Japan?
Is it Look East?
This is a masterpiece.
You can the head use is chicken fellows because it is foolish.

5 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 11:26 [no]

日本語は優れています!wwwwwwwwwww それはさむらい、マンガ、70時間の労働週、自殺、および寿司の国です!( ^ω^) ハ、ハ、日本!

6 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 11:37 [no]

I love Japan roughly, like an abusive husbnad!

7 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 12:47 [no]

>>1

"wwwwwwwww" is "lolololololololol" in English!

8 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 13:05 [no]

Why lololololololo?

9 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 13:16 [no]

I love this site.
I was come from VIP.
This is VIP quality!

m9(^Д^)wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

10 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 13:52 [no]

>>8

"Laughing Out Loud" -> "LOL" -> "lololololol"
"ワロタ" -> "(w" -> "wwwwwwwwwwww"

11 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 14:13 [no]

>>9
"I WAS COME"

....Ultra Stupid foolish idiot. ( ^∀^)ゲラゲラ シネヤカス

12 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 14:23 [no]

>>11

Although, in truth, at one time, we were all cum.

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

13 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 14:24 [no]

I can saw warota! Kawaii desu ne?

14 Name: 俺厨房w 1993-09-4555 15:22 [no]

I like sexyboy

15 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 15:23 [no]

VIPPER is different from DQN.

16 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 17:12 [no]

this thread wa sugoi desu. wwwwwwwwwwwwwww

17 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 17:16 [no]

Well, never mind all that, >>1. This has nothing to do with this thread, but would you just listen to me for a little bit? See, I went to the local Yoshinoya today. Right. Yoshinoya. And the damn place was packed so full of people, I couldn't even find a seat. So I looked around a bit, and I found a sign that said "150 yen off". What the hell is wrong with you people? Are you idiots or something? Any other day you wouldn't even think of going to Yoshinoya, but if it's 150 yen off, you all flock in here? It's just 150 fucking yen! 150 yen! And you're brining the kids too. Look at that, a family of four going to Yoshinoya. Con-fucking-gratulations. And now the guy's going, "All right! Daddy's going to order the extra-large!" Shit, I can't watch any more of this.

Yoshinoya should be fucking brutal. Two guys sit facing each other across a U-shaped table, and you never quite know if they'll suddenly just start a fight right there. It's stab-or-be-stabbed, and that's what so damn great about the place. Women and kids should stay the fuck away.

Well, I finally found a seat, but then the guy next to me goes, "I'll have an large bowl with extra gravy!". So now I'm pissed off again. Who the fuck orders extra gravy these days? Why are you looking so goddamn proud when you say that? I was gonna ask you, are you really going to fucking eat all that gravy? I wanted to fucking interrogate you. For about a fucking hour. You know what? I think you just wanted to say "extra gravy".

Now, take it from the Yoshinoya veteran. The latest thing among the Yoshinoya pros is this: Extra green onions. That's the ticket. A large bowl with extra onions, and egg. This is what someone who knows his shit orders. They put in more onions, and less meat. A large bowl with the raw egg, that's really fucking awesome. Now, you should know, if you keep ordering this, there's a risk employees might write you up. This really is a double-edged sword. I really can't recommend this for amateurs.

18 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 17:16 [no]

I approve of this thread,

19 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 17:18 [no]

>>17
VIP QUALITY.

20 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 17:22 [no]

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21 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 17:25 [no]

Is that a calamari?

22 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 17:26 [no]

No, it is KATAMARI.

23 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 12:49 [no]

littlewwwww(ちょwwww
1993 yearswwww
very oldwwww

24 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 13:03 [no]

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25 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 13:05 [no]

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26 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 13:21 [no]

What time is it now?
in japanese.

27 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 13:56 [no]

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28 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 14:02 [no]

DQN stands for Dragon Quest Nine.

29 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 14:32 [no]

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30 Name: CATS 1993-09-4556 15:33 [no]

How are you gentlemen?
All your base are belong to us!

31 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 06:49 [no]

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32 Name: Captain 1993-09-4557 07:44 [no]

What you say !!

33 Name: CATS 1993-09-4557 07:45 [no]

You have no chance to survive make your time.
Ha Ha Ha Ha ....

34 Name: Captain 1993-09-4557 07:45 [no]

Captain !!

35 Name: Captain 1993-09-4557 07:46 [no]

Take off every 'Zig'!!
You know what you doing.
Move 'Zig'.
For great justice.

36 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 07:56 [no]

Its YOU!

37 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 11:59 [no]

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38 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 14:00 [no]

eigo muri wwwwwwwwwwwwwww

39 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4558 14:17 [no]

uhawwwww
oremo eigo dekinewwwwww

40 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4558 15:09 [no]

Wow bunch of stupid DQN...

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