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1 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 04:17 [no]

A couple months back this kid named Andy and his friends decided it would be cool to put some kind of HTML code on my myspace and make a bunch of gay porn pop up on the screen and it was very hard for me to take out. Anywho, I was trying to take it out and my mom was like what is that. and I tried to explain to her and she didnt listen. Anywho.. about like 3 days ago my mom started screaming and shit and she was like you damn faggot... you enjoy watching that over and over again your sick in the head. and I was like WTF. you dont even KNOW me. andd noww she found a psychiatrist or w/e and shes going to have me taking meds. and for what? for some stupid shitty ass kids at my school who decided to ruin my life. who knew absolutly nothing about ME. and now my parents think im full on homosexual. when I know im straight as hell. But I know it's not going to be the same because even if I do get this settled with them.. in the back of their minds they are going to wonder if I like boys. And for future conflicts I know shes going to be saying some racist shit about me. All in all, I like girls. And If you dont like that you can fuck yourself. I dont have time to waste with cruel people who try to decide my sexuality for me. I am who I and you cant change that.

2 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 04:17 [no]

Yesterday after school my mom played the answering machine... and it was my spanish teacher. He called because I havent done any work in this semester and hes "very" concerned about me. Apparently..I'm very quiet in his class and It seems to him that I'm very depressed and that I could cause harm to others and to myself. What the fuck? I cant believe people think that about me. I cannot honestly do shit to anyone...I respect each and every person and the only reason why I'm so down is because I'm constantly getting talked about in that class. I have feelings too... why am I being singled out? It doesnt matter anymore. fuck my feelings.

3 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 04:18 [no]

...one last thing. I would appreciate it if I wouldnt be categorized under "emo" because I'm not EMO. and I would sure love it if you'd stop singing songs about me cutting myself during the lunch line and people making fun of how I dress. I'm only human and I make mistakes...but a person should never ever be teased about their mistakes. It is beyond wrong to dwell and dwell on the subject and herass them in such ways to drive their life off a cliff. But I want all of you to know..I'm going to make something of myself and I dont care what you think or what you say about me... it's going to happen because I have ambition and I'm not going to let idiots bring me down to such a low level of life. I'm going to live a wonderful life in a beautiful home. and when I look back at all of this i'm going to laugh..., and thank god he gave me these challenges to overcome. Because without them, I'd be nothing.. So, remember my name because your going to be seeing it alot more.
Sincerely,

Keith

4 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 04:38 [no]

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5 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 05:39 [no]

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6 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 05:39 [no]

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7 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 18:37 [no]

A year ago the world was mad at me, and I was mad at it, because I coudln't express my emotions. I was totally focused on keeping emotional pain well away from any part of myself that could feel it.

All this sounds like some stupid teen angst post, about how 'no one understands the real me', I don't think that's true. I think that almost everyone has done what I'm doing now - lay in bed, kept awake by feelings of fear or confusion, and looked for a way to reach out and express the feelings inside. I think all we want to do is reach out and really feel like someone is listening, actually understanding what we feel. The hardest thing to do is work all the feeling out all alone. This is where I failed.

For me, the emotions felt overwhemling and unexpressable. They wern't. I went through two periods of drinking at least 3 times a week, and at least once a week heavily. I got into fights. I took risks. I put myself in a hospital. I've even done things that I still can't talk about.

Long and painful story short, my life found me the next morning hugging my knees on the cold floor of the common room, by the refridgerator. All the bad feelings I had been hiding from the past 5 years caught up to me. I was so afriad that I felt I had only 2 options: run as far away as you can, or end the pain. I actually started to pack to leave. My friends got me help. I've been in therapy for 4 months now.

8 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4558 03:44 [no]

im just curious...ive been...for hentai...for a few year now...on and off during the years but it seems hentai will always be apart of me.

i was just curious...i have never been able to openly admit i love hentai...infact i deny it...saying its wrong...but...i dont understand it...how can people hate hentai? im just wondering...does deep down everyone love hentai just some openly accept it, even if never admitting it? its still human beings...just 2d or at times 3d drawn...i dont understand it...i hope i can build the courage to tell people i love it...i recently told a girl (shes distant from me) and she accepted it......so maybe im learning...i dunno...

no one has to post to this...please dont flame me...i just dont understand...why people would insult hentai fans....

9 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4819 15:51

Dear /b/.
I have a confession to make.
When I was 15, I was raped repeatedly by my best friend's mom.
Now, don't get me wrong, the sex was good. Hell, it was great.
However, she DID rape me. She took my virginity and used sex to control me for almost a year.
It all started one summer day in June. I was over at my friend's house, and we were playing some SNES games, I was going to stay over at his place for the night, and so he had to leave with his dad to do some grocery shopping.
His mom stayed with me, and was sitting on the couch next to me, watching me play games.
This woman was pretty hot. She was about 34~ years old, somewhere between slim and curvacious, amd long blonde hair and blue eyes.
So, I'm playing super mario RPG, and she scoots closer to me, asking me questions about the game. She said it was cute and she liked mario.
Next thing I know, she's almost pressed up against me, with her arm over the back of the couch, and she starts running her fingers through my hair. She starts talking about how pretty my hair is, about how she likes the auburn color and how long and wavy it is, and how she hates her boring straight blonde hair.
I tell her I think her hair's pretty and she smiles at me.
I go back to playing the game, and she's still running her fingers through my hair, and it feels REALLY good. Slowly, she starts carressing my neck and ears very lightly, and it's feeling really really good, and what's worse, she's gotten closer to me, and not her breast is pressed into my arm. I could tell she wasn't wearing a bra, because I felt her nipples underneath her blouse, pressed into my arm.
So, I do what any sensible 15 year old would do. I try and ignore it, but fail and start getting an erection. I try to hide it, which isn't too hard because I was wearing slightly baggy jeans.
This woman though, she just doesn't let up, she's still carressing me, and pressing her body into mine, breathing gently on my neck, and by now I'm rock hard.
Then, it happened. She reahed down with her left hand and placed it on my lap, and I could feel the warmth from it on my cock. I looked up at her, embarrased and worried, and she just flashes me this hungry looking smile, and starts rubbing the buldge in my pants. I start to breath heavily, and she's still running her fingers through my hair. I moan slightly and she says to me "Don't worry, it'll feel good. Just relax, you'll love it."
So, I do what she says, and relax. Still rubbing me through my pants, she nibbles on my ear and kisses my neck, I'm in ecstasy. She undoes my pants and pulls my cock and, and starts really working on it, and now she's rubbing and carressing it, and she keeps brining me to the edge and then slowing down, teasing me.
Then, she gives me my first kiss, licks my lips and bites them, and she starts jerking me off. 2 minutes later, I orgasm for the first time by someone else's actions. She covers the tip of my PENIS with her hand to stop the slow of the cum, while continuing to rub the tip of it while I orgasm.
I lay on the couch, out of breath and she kisses me on the forehead, and whispers "Wasn't that nice? Didn't you enjoy it?" I whisper to her "yes..", and she kisses me on the lips, forcing her tongue into my mouth, playing with me like a toy.
Then, she gets up, grabs a handtowel out of the hallway closet, and begins to clean me and herself off, slowly and carefully, after we're all cleaned up, she says to me "You cant tell 'bob'(no, my friend wasn't named bob, but you'll never get his real name from me) or my husband about this, ok? If you tell them, I won't be able to do this with you again. You do want more, right?"

10 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4819 15:51

Over the course fo the next 8 or so months, I become her personal sex toy.

We conspire with each other, I cut school to visit her while she's alone, and she exposes me to every kind of sex imaginable.

She gives me blowjobs, I eat her out, she fucks me with a strap on, and I jam it in her pooper and vagooo.

At least 3 times a week, we find a way to meet in a private place, and waste no time, having sex with each other for upwards of 3 hours at a time.

Over time, she told me why she did it, and that she has an attraction to young boys, and she enjoys seeing them looks a little confused and embarrased, she liked having power over them and bringing them pleasure. She liked stealing their virginity and being their first memory of sex.

So, I was raped, /b/. I had my virginity stolen, and now I have a straight shota fetish. No sex will ever be as good to me as those 8 months where an older woman made me her plaything and exposed me to everything I know about sex.

11 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4819 15:56

I realized I was being controlled about 2 years after the fact.
the reason why it only lasted 8 months was because I actually moved away, and I told her we wouldn't be able to be together anymore.

I actually cried and she held me like a child. She apologized to me and told me to forget everything that happened.

when I was 17, I realized what she did, because I had another girlfriend who acted a lot like her, and I realized it was aobut domination and control and self gratification, not love.

Also, if you want a specific story, pick a sex act.

I basically did everything related to regular sex with her (no BDSM, only dildos and a strapon for toys).

12 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4822 23:33

/b/ kopipe is super weak.

13 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4823 15:27

/b/ is super weak.

14 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4823 16:55

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15 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4823 17:10

>>14 case in point. super, super, super weak.

16 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4823 17:27

Hey guys, so last night I was wanking off to a Haruhi doujin, as is my wont. Well, long story short, I has a nice, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED fapping session, and went to bed. One problem, though. My dick wouldn't calm down. I had already fapped twice that day so I wanted to give my PONOS a break, but no matter what the little nanomachine-breaker stayed stiff. Eventually I managed to drift into a restless sleep.That's when it happened. At night I like to keep my window open, as it lets in a nice cool breeze. Well, I saw a shadow fall across my curtains, and she walked in. Haruhi Suzumiya, the girl of my dreams. She was dressed in a flowing transparent pink nighty over a silky negligee. She had a red ribbon tied in her lustrous brown hair, and when she saw me she gave me a devilish wink. I looked down and realized I still had a massive boner. She playfully mimed taking a snapshot with her fingers and laughed "I have proof of your lust for me now."I couldn't take it any more. I wanted her. I needed her. I leapt out of my bed and wrapped my arms around her. I smothered her deft lips with mine. With my face pressed close, I could feel the blood rushing to her cheeks and lips. I squeezed her delightful buns. She let out a surprisingly high-pitched squeak. Suddenly I felt myself falling as she pushed me down onto my bed, hard. I looked up at her. She angrily wiped her lips with her forearm."Geez, it's not like you're anything special, you know. I'm just here for the sex. Girls have their needs, you know." I saw that her pink, erect nipples were peeking through the transparent undergarments. Then Haruhi Suzumiya slowly, seductively walked up, leaning over my helpless self."Your dick is still hard, right?" I suddenly felt her hand squeezing my shaft. She smiled mischieviously. I reached up and started rubbing my fingers across her delicious nuggets. She moaned and put her mouth to mine. Our tongues intertwined. I felt her weight shift on top of me. I looked at her womanly hips and noticed she had removed her panties. Her dripping wet pussy sat inches above throbbing cock. She looked at me earnestly."This is something unusual, right? Girls don't usually go into people's houses in the middle of the night and fuck them, right?"I nodded."This is fun, right?I nodded again. She smiled and jammed it on.I can't go into detail about the rest of the night, I don't have the words to describe the ecstasy, the joy. At the end of it, my bed was swimming in the love-fermented juices of our nocturnal passions. I felt hot and weary. We cuddled there for a moment, in a moment that could have been eternity. Then she got up and said with a smile,"You weren't such a bad fuck after all." And with that, she was gone. I smiled as I drifted back into sleep.I woke up to the sound of a rooster crowing."Damn. That was the best fucking dream ever" I said as I got up and walked to the bathroom. It wasn't until I had stripped down and got into the shower that I noticed I no longer had a dick.

17 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4823 18:11

Squeeks is a man and he is a very hansome and manly man.He likes women a lot and women like him too but men think he is compitishion.He has very long brown shiny hair everywhere and a little blue eyes that are mostly green but very hansome anywya.You can tell a lot of things from his eyes.He has a very big bulge in his jeans where the dick would be and it is not a sock because it makes all women almost orgasm with desire.Behind him is a very firm muscled ass that makes you wantto slap it and play with it in lots of ways but only if your a women.If you area man you will die if you touch it because [Name] is strong and very not Gay.If you are a women he winks and smiles at you and thinks you have a nice personality.If you are a man again he frowns at you and it makes you not hit on him or on any women when hes here.He likes lots of women very much and likes very few men but not as boyfriends.And he has a shitr which is nice and blue.I mean shirt sorry.

18 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4823 19:48

>>16
Red Ribbon? What day of the week does that correspond to?

19 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4825 12:47

>>18
Tuesday

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