WAPANESE FAIL TO UNDERSTAND THAT SOME JAPANESE CARS HAVE SUCKED ASS. SUCH IS THE CASE WITH ALL NISSAN MAXIMAS BEARING THE MODEL YEARS 1985, 1986, 1987, AND 1988. THAT IS ALSO PROBABLY BECAUSE WAPANESE ONLY KNOW THE 1980s FOR HOKUTO NO KEN, AKIRA, ICZER-ONE, PROJECT A-KO, PLUS ABOUT 2 DOZEN PERSONAL COMPUTER SYSTEMS OF VARYING SUCESS. THAT, AND THE VERY SUCESSFUL HOME CONSOLE FAMICOM AND ATTACHMENTS SUCH AS THE FAMICOM DISK SYSTEM. THE OTHER THINGS WAPS THINK ABOUT ARE THE FIRST GENERATION OF H-GAMES THAT HAD SOME KIND OF GRAPHICS TO AUGMENT TEXT. DURING THE 1980S, IT WAS ALSO BELIEVED THAT JAPAN'S ECONOMY WOULD BE BIGGER THAN AMERICA'S BY THE 1990S, HOWEVER, NEWS OF THE REAL ESTATE BUST OF THAT ERA STILL HAS NOT PENETRATED THE 100mm THICK OTAKU SKULL. MEANWHILE, THE BALDING HEADS OF OLDER WOTAKU ARE BEING SUNBURNED BADLY, DUE TO THE CFC-12 REFRIGERANT THAT SPEWED OUT OF COMPRESSORS THAT ARE BUILT BY HITACHI, AND FROM THE DAMAGED CONDENSERS THAT WERE SCREWED UP BY THE GUTS OF FAILED HITACHI COMPRESSORS. THE CONVERSION TO HFC-134a REFRIGERANTS ARRIVED TOO LATE FOR THE OLD WAPANESE. HOWEVER, WAPANESE WHO FINALLY SCRAPE TOGETHER THE $1000 TO FLY TO TOKYO, JAPAN CAN ONLY SUBSIST BY BEING HUMILIATED AND TORTURED BY APPEARING ON JAPAN'S INFAMOUSLY CRUEL GAME SHOWS, SHOWS SO CRUEL, THE RAPE OF NANKING IS FORGOTTEN. THAT IS BECAUSE THE PRICE OF THINGS IN JAPAN IS ASS-RAPINGLY HIGH, DUE TO THE STRICT PROTECTIONIST SYSTEM THAT MAKES AMERICA'S PROTECTIONISM LOOK PUNY. THAT WAP NEVER GETS TO REALIZE THE DREAM OF PURCHASING A LIFE SIZED REPLICA OF THEIR FAVORITE CATGIRL. ALSO THEY ONLY HAVE ONE WAY OF GETTING TO HAVE SEX WITH A JAPANESE GIRL. THAT IS TO APPEAR IN NASTY FETISH VIDEOS THAT INCLUDE SCATOLOGY, BLEEDING ORIFICES, WHIPPING, FEMALE ON MALE ASSRAPE, BALL-CRUSHING, AND VOMIT FUNNELED DOWN THE THROAT. EVEN THEN, THE SEX IS NOT ASSURED, AS MANY OF THEM ARE CREATED PURELY TO TEASE THE UNFORTUNATE WAP. OH WELL, AT LEAST VOMIT IS CONSIDERED AN INDIRECT KISS. MEANWHILE, THE GIRLS OF THE VIDEO, AND THE FAGGOTY YAOI BISHI PHOTOGRAPHER ARE WELL PAID. THE WAP CAN ALSO LOOK FORWARD TO SITTING ON TOP OF HIS OWN SHIT, AS HIS LEG MUSCLES ARE WEAK, AND MOST TOILETS REQUIRE LEG MUSCLE TO STAY ABOVE ONE'S OWN HAZARDOUS WASTE