ITT insult the poster above us, but not for real since we are buddies pulling each other's legs (28)

1 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 18:34

Well?

2 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 18:42

>>1 is a pansy-ass little bitch.

(j/k man, were kool)

3 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 18:53

>>2 you fucker, you did it again man. :)

4 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 19:31

>>3 sucks cocks for a living

(Ifyewknowwhattamean.)

5 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 19:51

>>4 is gay, but nowhere near as gay as that fag John Doe.

6 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 20:04

7 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4624 20:44

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8 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4624 20:51

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9 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4878 20:54

good thing >>8 left /dis/

10 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4878 21:46

eh?

11 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 02:46

>>10 can be a little slow in the head sometimes, that funny old chap

12 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 09:08

>>11 is right old sodomite, ha ha got you goin' for a minute there chum.

13 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 09:11

>>12, you're an insane little pervert, you know that right? ha ha

14 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 13:24

When >>13 was 12 years old, he tied up this girl that was 10 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.

By the time >>13 was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits were entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and several bones in her feet were broken. When he let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly. He suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so he pulled out his dick and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, he started to breathe harder, and she noticed what he was doing, and she just looked at him with this look of absolute horror on her face. It was at that moment that >>13 climaxed and sprayed probably his biggest load of cum ever all over face and chest. Then, he picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off his dick and tossed it to her. He told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, he would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of highschool kids did it.

(just kidding, we're cool)

15 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 16:08

>>14 was tl;dr

16 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 16:12

>>15 was a typo

17 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 16:41

>>16 is as satirical as me

18 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 17:49

>>18 loves the hell outta >>15-17, even though they completely failed the basic premise of the thread. Y'all are still my crew, tho!

19 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 18:08

>>18 is often confused, but I wouldn't hesitate to put my life in his hands.

20 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 18:12

My man >>19 is just crazy, yo!

21 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 18:22

there is a police office looking for >>20

22 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 21:52

I heard a hooker clapped the handcuffs on >>21

23 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 22:26

My man>>22 is too ugly even for hookers, but it's what's on the inside that counts, really.

24 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 05:03

>>23 is as kind as his mother, the blessed milf who took my virginity.

25 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 19:39

>>24 is a bad-ass like his dad, the biker who took >>24's virginity.

26 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 20:30

>>25 is a Flaming Garden Gnome of Doom.

27 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 21:43

>>26, you're crazy dude! Where do you get this shit!

28 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 22:30

>>27 In your mum little garden of secrets.

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