（ ｀ハ´）I have worked hard so people would know which thread to post in.
（ ｀ハ´） They should all flood in at any moment; I hope I have enough chairs
（ ｀ハ´） ...
（ ｀ハ´） I am not prejudice or anything, but please stick to English at this party.
（ ｀ハ´） Inglés por favor
Denwa otoko wuz here.
電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男
（ ｀ハ´） I see, >>102. Why don't you join the merseine tentacles in the living room? I'm sure you have much in commen.
（ ｀ハ´）everyone seems to have left for becauseitswinter.com sigh
電話男 left. He sure made his mark
（ ｀ハ´） Okay, it's time for our first party game - wall washing.
, ＿ ﾉ）
γ∞γ~ ＼
| / 从从) ）
ヽ | | l l |∩ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
｀从ﾊ~ ワノ / ＜ Only one girl in a million can
⊂ﾆ ＼>< / | wash this wall just right!
/ ⌒) ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
/＿＿ し
し
＿
+ ,.'´ ヽ + Screw that!
! ﾉメﾉﾊ)〉 + Let's Dance!
l ∩ﾟ ヮﾟﾉ| ⌒*＿＿_*⌒ +
+ （( |ヽ)j父!つ L| ・∀・| Loli Dance Mode, Set Up!
ﾉ ノ/ |i ﾘ |＿_ー| )） +
｀ .`iﾗﾗ′ ｜〈
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Lolis!
（ ｀ハ´）Mittens!
（ ｀ハ´）...go in the box by the door.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That sucks. I already brought a truckload of them here.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Mittens for everyone!
（ ｀ハ´) Remember to pick up your party-favor mittens when you go, as a souvenir of this happy occasion.
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/ ｀ヽ __ -t __- '´ ヽ,
/|! 」 _,.-=' ,.-=' ／ ﾉﾉ'´ ⌒´
＿,,_ト|! ｒ フ [!|＿＿ ノ⌒ '⌒' /_,. '´
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ヽ____＿ ⌒)ノ＿＿ 彡 } _,. '´
￣ 'vc＼ ヽ__ノ-‐ '´
（ ｀ハ´) Did someone order pizza? The delivery man just arrived.
＼ We love you, Darkpa！ ！You Totally ROCK!!! ♪ ／
ﾉﾉﾉヽヽ ☆ハヽヾ ﾉﾉﾉヽヽ ノハヽヽ ノハヽヽ
ﾉk|‘－‘) 州 ` ｖ ´）ﾘ|‘ヮ‘)| ﾘ ・一・ﾘ （ﾟｏ ＾从
（ ⊃⊂） （ つ つ .（ ⊃⊂） （⊃ ⊂） ⊂ ⊂ ）
（＿)) ノﾉハヽ （＿)) ﾉﾉﾉﾊヽ ﾉﾉﾉﾊヽ ノノハヽ
川*^∇^)||〃ﾉﾊヾヽ ﾉﾉ∂_∂'ﾙ（・ゥ・*从l|´∀｀*l|ﾘ
（ つ つ 从oﾟーﾟ从 （⊃⊂ ） ⊂ ⊂ ） ⊂ ⊂ ）
| ∵∴ﾊﾟｰﾝ! つ つ | | | | | | | | |
ノﾉハヽ＼*;,;／ノノノハヽ☆@*@'@( _(＿） (__(＿）
州*‘ -‘ﾘ ∇ ﾙ｀ハ´ﾘ @;@`@| ノハヽ
((（ つ──つ （ つ日 つ ＼ | ﾘ・_・｀川 ノﾉハヽ
丿 ﾉ丶 〉 ー - - v と と） （・ⅴ・o）
（＿) （＿) ／ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ヽ (__(＿）［◎］⊂ ）
（ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ） (__(＿）
☆ﾉハヽゝ | ヽ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ 丿|
从´∇｀从 | ー － － － |
（⊃ つ ヽ＿＿＿＿＿＿/
| | |
（＿)__)
（ ｀ハ´) I'm truly popular. This thread has succeeded beyond expectations. Perhaps my next one will be the full release?
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. '´ ヽ.
iilﾉﾘﾉﾚﾚliｌ!
i l ｌi. ﾟ -ﾉii! Hi! I thought I'd stay after the party and help
､.._ ﾉ ﾘんｌ本 ﾘ clean up. I brought my own broom!
ゞﾞ'ミヾ'ｰ ､,＿（ (,.ノヽメiヾ_＿＿＿,_
!;; 彡三;;ﾐヅ'￣￣ ﾞ~'(/ｊ￣￣￣￣´
` ﾞ'''' '''ﾞﾞﾞ´
-━━━-
（ ｀ハ´) Feel free to start now!
／ |ヽ l ヽ
/-‐ ン ﾊ | ヾ!､ | ヽ
/ ／ / リ l ヽ l ﾞ,
! / ﾉl _ムィ ゝ､ヽ.| l
| |7´ﾚ ﾉ ｀|ｰ !
| | | , rzテ､ -c､ |/! |
| | |/ {:.:;;.:ｊ {r:.:ﾄ, | |
', f| | `ー´ ヾ' | |
', ､| | /// ｀ //| |
', | | ! | Then the party is over?
', l | ト､ _､ ,.ｲ |
'､l l |:.:|｀ ‐- / ム＜:.:. |
| ヽ |ソ { _ﾆ}:.:l:| |
/ /|ヽl |￣｀ヽ | ﾍ}:.l l |
ヽ､__ノ / /: ヾﾄヽ: : : ＼| }: ﾄ| /|/
7 |/: : : :`: :ヽ: : : :ﾊ |: :.ﾊﾉ
/ |: : : ('⌒ﾄ､: : ＼/ /: :_: ﾊ
＿＿_| l |: : : :ゝ､ ): : :./ /:/ ): :i
| Y| |/:｀丶､: ﾍ´: :/ ,':/（ |: :.|
| ヽ l|: : : : : : ＼!:/ !: : ヽ_.|: : |
（ ｀ハ´) Sadly, yes. We all had a wonderful time, didn't we? Please don't forget to pick up your souvenier mittens by the door.
( ` ｖ ´）I fucking want my 5 bucks back! The beer was shit and the girls didn't pay attention to me.
（ ｀ハ´) That's strange. I wasn't collecting any money for this party. Who exactly did you give it to?
( ` ｖ ´）Fuck you old man! I want my fucking money back damn it! This place sucks, fucking pay me back or else maaan.
／ |ヽ l ヽ
/-‐ ン ﾊ | ヾ!､ | ヽ
/ ／ / リ l ヽ l ﾞ,
! / ﾉl _ムィ ゝ､ヽ.| l
| |7´ﾚ ﾉ ｀|ｰ !
| | | , rzテ､ -c､ |/! |
| | |/ {:.:;;.:ｊ {r:.:ﾄ, | |
', f| | `ー´ ヾ' | |
', ､| | /// ｀ //| |
', | | ! | I want my virginity back!
', l | ト､ _､ ,.ｲ |
'､l l |:.:|｀ ‐- / ム＜:.:. |
| ヽ |ソ { _ﾆ}:.:l:| |
/ /|ヽl |￣｀ヽ | ﾍ}:.l l |
ヽ､__ノ / /: ヾﾄヽ: : : ＼| }: ﾄ| /|/
∧ ∧＿
( ﾟヮﾟ) ￣"⌒ヽ
／ ） ヽ' ／ ､ `､
γ --‐ ' λ. ;
ｆ ､ ヾ ／ ）>>123 Leave now, or leave in pieces!
! ﾉヽ､., '｀"／ ,. '"
| ￣ｰ-ヽ 〈 < _ ヽ.
!､＿＿,,, ｌ ,＼_,ソ ﾉ
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＿.| .〔 ｌ ｌ
〔＿＿＿! 'ｰ'
（ ｀ハ´) When planning a party, it's always important to have a few burly friends around in case some guests get unruly. Mittens, feel free to show our friend the door.
( ` ｖ ´）Fuck you! I wan mine money back damn it! Hey hey hey! Don't touch me man!
（ ｀ハ´) Perhaps I should have said "Mittens, feel free to show our friend TO the door." I'm afraid those dents won't come out easily.
(⌒＼ ﾉﾉﾉﾉ
＼ヽ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)
(m ⌒＼
ﾉ / ／
（ ∧ ∧
ﾐヘ丿 ∩ｖ´；)>>128
(ヽ＿ノゝ ＿ノ
( ) ｖ ´）Fuck you! I'll spread the word that at the end, you are just an evil character.
（ ｀ハ´) No one can be truly evil who gives away mittens. Go on, try yours on. How do you feel now?
( ) ｖ ´） ...
( ) ヮ´）
( ) ｖ ´）anyway... i'm leaving. th... thanx for the party.
（ ｀ハ´) Thank you for coming. Oh, yes, the tentacles are leaving, too, and want to share your cab. That's okay with you, isn't it?
( ･ิω･ิ) oh cool BEER!
（ ｀ハ´) Welcome! I'm sorry to say that you've missed the party, but feel free to enjoy the remaining refreshments.
＿
+ ,.'´ ヽ + Last Dance!
! ﾉメﾉﾊ)〉 + Last Chance....
l ∩ﾟ ヮﾟﾉ| ⌒*＿＿_*⌒ +
+ （( |ヽ)j父!つ L| ・∀・| For Love......
ﾉ ノ/ |i ﾘ |＿_ー| )） +
｀ .`iﾗﾗ′ ｜〈
∩＿＿＿∩
| ノ ヽ'''''';、 I didn't hook up with a loli. Damn. At least I get mittens.
,,......-/ | ）
”” ; | ●:::::::::● ミ §
;; 彡､ Ｕ ( ●_) ､｀＼＿===・
; / ＿＿ :::::: /´ ――┴;;
; (＿＿＿） | ―――'"
￣￣￣￣￣） ,,..-'''⌒;, /
＿
+ ,.'´ ヽ + What's wrong, >>140?
! ﾉメﾉﾊ)〉 +
l ∩ﾟ ヮﾟﾉ| ⌒*＿＿_*⌒ +
+ （( |ヽ)j父!つ L| ・∀・| Come dance with us!
ﾉ ノ/ |i ﾘ |＿_ー| )） +
｀ .`iﾗﾗ′ ｜〈
（ ｀ハ´) I'm relieved that the tentacles only took a pair of mittens. There are more than enough for all of the guests to have their own party favours. Hmmm. My glass is empty.
（ ｀ハ´)
（ ｀ハ´) I never take enough time to relax at my own parties.
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. '´ ヽ.
iilﾉﾘﾉﾚﾚliｌ!
i l ｌi. ﾟ -ﾉii! I have a special trick for helping
､.._ ﾉ ﾘんｌ本 ﾘ to relax you... Wanna see it?
ゞﾞ'ミヾ'ｰ ､,＿（ (,.ノヽメiヾ_＿＿＿,_
!;; 彡三;;ﾐヅ'￣￣ ﾞ~'(/ｊ￣￣￣￣´
` ﾞ'''' '''ﾞﾞﾞ´
-━━━-
（ ｀ハ´) You're about a month late, ...Squeeks, is it? Well, I'm certainly willing to try anything once.
15 minutes later:
（ ｀ハ´) "Weeeeelaaaaah!"
Again, you had to be there.
（ ｀ハ´) ...there's nothing as peaceful as relaxing in a clean house after a good party!
（ ｀ハ´) Now, if only I could get Denwa Otoko's name off of my wall...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Cover it with MITTENS!
（ ｀ハ´) A soft sculpture collage actually could work there.
（ ｀ハ´) So, to recap, my party had much snacks, lots to drink, dancing, lolis, date rape, tentacles, a fight, and everyone left with complimentary mittens. Plus that little trick to 'relax' me has left me with a dirty smile on my face. I hereby proclaim this party a great success.
（ ｀ハ´) ...
（ ｀ハ´) I have no idea what to do next.
（ ｀ハ´) Maybe I should get a job or something.
（ ｀ハ´) I quite enjoyed stealing things from people's fridges.
（ ｀ハ´) Maybe I should be a career criminal.
( ｀ハ´) Maybe I should become some sort of announcer. Monologues are fun
( ｀ハ´) Perhaps I shall become a self-narrorating Batman villian.
（ ｀ハ´) That's it! I'll call myself Mr Freeze and loot the refridgerators of the other threads.
（ ｀ハ´) ...I'll have to remember to hit the "we're fat" thread twice....
( ｀ハ´) So you heard the one about the guy who walks into a bar?
( ｀ハ´) Yes. It was quite illuminating.
( ｀ハ´) Perhaps standup comedy is not my forte. I may need a day job.
( ｀ハ´) How many members of a particular group does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
( ｀ハ´) A surprising number, based on the unique attributes of that particular group.
( ｀ハ´) Sigh. Day job it is.
( ｀ハ´)...it's good to be back home
( ｀ハ´) That was a horrific experience best never spoken of again!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Actually, I liked your lightbulb joke.
( ｀ハ´) Really?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Yeah!
( ｀ハ´) Will you have sex with me?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ... no.
( ｀ハ´)...so it is, then; I shaved my privates for nothing. sigh
( ｀ハ´) Probably this is about where I refer to catch phrases and memes to attain some popularity.
( ｀ハ´) Would you care to stroke my harbl?
( ﾟ -ﾟ)
( ｀ハ´) Damnit! There's NOTHING good on tv anymore!
( ｀ハ´) ...
( ｀ハ´) But wait? What is this?
( ｀ハ´) Ahh, the Eurovision Song Contest!
( ｀ハ´) Sheesh, all these songs are so gay.
( ｀ハ´) But what's this? L-O-R-D-I? Huh?
( ｀ハ´) Good music, though.
( ｀ハ´) I think I'll vote for them.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like Lordi as well!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) And mittens!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Now if only Lordi would wear mittens...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I fucking love this thread.
( ｀ハ´) This LORDI is quite amusing. They remind me of GWAR, only with less Stage Blood.
( ｀ハ´) ...though I wish they sang more from elvis.
( ｀ハ´) I never realized that Finnish was such an expressive language.
( ｀ハ´) Perhaps I could practice for an appearance on american idol
( ｀ハ´) Yes...I'm sure my rendition of 'all alone for christmas (as usual) would be quite well recieved.
( ｀ハ´) ....
( ｀ハ´) >>simon is an idiot.
∧＿∧
／ ｀ハ´ ＼ ＜ Damn, that fat thread had a well-stocked pantry.
（ ）
＼ ／
（＿_）＿）
／ ｀ハ´ ＼ ＜ It was so full that I couldn't carry everything, and had to eat it instead...
／ ｀ハ´ ＼ ＜ ...Wait, that was why I was planning to go there twice. Dammit, I forgot that.
( ｀ハ´) I gotta bring this thread up so people can easily post.
( ｀ハ´) ...it was rough being so fat; I feel so much better without the weight...
( ｀ハ´) ...maybe I should share my happiness by turning this thread into a fat farm.
( ｀ハ´) Yes! "ITT we lose weight"! I hope many people experience the success I have had in this endevor!
∧＿∧
／ ﾟ∀ﾟ ＼ ＜I wanna lose wait! But I don't want diet
（ ）or exercise, and i wanna keep
＼ ／ eating cheesecake and drink coke.
（＿_）＿） Help me darkpa.
( ｀ハ´) You'll find a wide arrangement of Olestra-improved goodies waiting for you in our steam room.
( ｀ハ´) You might want to note the close proximity of the bathroom to the couch, of course.
∧＿∧
／ ﾟДﾟ ＼ ＜ Now I got anal leakage.
（ ）
＼ ／
（＿_）＿）
( ｀ハ´)But look at how thin you are in such a short amount of time!
( ｀ハ´)I was right, this is quite satisfying
∧＿∧
／ ﾟ∀ﾟ ＼ ＜I'm thin! hurray!
（ ）
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( ｀ハ´) People are coming here from as far away as japan and finding success in losing weight. It's enough to move me to tears.
( ｀ハ´) International popularity is a state I never truly dreamed of achieving.
( ｀ハ´) Of course this is not without its' drawbacks; my maid will need a hazmat suit in order to clean the restrooms.
( ｀ハ´) Perhaps I will use this new, well-earned cash to purchase a new maid to clean the restrooms instead.
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( ｀ハ´) Perhaps I can merge the weight-loss center concept with a Maid Cafe. "Master, have you lost weight? You're looking so slender today!"
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( ｀ハ´) All I can say is... never hire a maid from a german employment agency.
( ｀ハ´) Perhaps I should have hired a finnish au pair instead.
( ｀ハ´) This thread has peacefully ended...quite profitably, too.