Opening remark in which poster makes a homophobic statement
Poster claims the landmark "100 get"
Pointing out the obvious about posts being duplicated.
Jisakujien-ing insult towards >>103 for the doubled a.
Admonition to get thread back on topic or else face lockdown thereof.
Complaint that poster number 105 is misusing the powers entrusted to him.
Evaluating the level of intelligence of >>106 as being below average for not noticing that the previous poster is an imposter.
Post trying to bring the thread up with a fresh subject but failing miserably. Also pleading to get to 1000 posts, and claiming to be the starter of the thread.
Claiming to be the starter of the thread and calling >>108 a liar
Attempt to in before the lock :lock:
Anonymous comment about posting in a legendary thread.
long kopipe of some gay kid's first time, probably fictional.
Declaration that this thread has peacefully ended.
Requesting the thread being locked on top of the page for all to see.
Counter request for thread to be deleted as an embarrassment
Flooding the board with grotesque images until the demand to delete this thread is met.
Remark about the above images being masturbatory aid to >>118. Two line breaks and a second remark about dying kittens.
Some usual pedophilic remark.
Defending one's attraction to children by giving it a made-up Greek scientific name.
Post informing everyone that the poster masturbated to climax upon reading >>112.
post desperately wishing for a rolleyes smiley
Requesting information on how to make a tripcode.
Six paragraph biased rant about why all users should post anonymously at all times.
Ignoring previous post and posting request again.
A record of what the poster's previous fart smelled and sounded like, followed by an admission of guilt in global warming.
Bumping the thread because one noticed the word "fart" was in it.
Snobby remark about how only losers joke about farts, and important people discuss dead poets.
Post clearly belonging to another thread.
Followup post asking about how users delete wrong posts.
SAGE SAGE SAGE
>>131 Banned for not complying with the thread theme
Lengthy paragraph in response to >>128 arguing the case that intelligent people joke about both farts and dead poets, on occasion contemporaneously. Style is characterized by misuse of much sesquipedalian vocabulary.
Three letter reply to >>133 implying that I feel that he is not speaking of another, but of himself.
Three letter reply regarding >>134's sexual preferance.
Three letter reply expressing puzzlement (presumably either at the meaning of >>135, though perhaps simply over the bizarre direction the thread has taken).
Four letter catchphrase questioning the veracity of any of the above posts.
A tome nominated for pulitzer prize, explaining the .. oh shit post too long.
Five letter catchphrase validating the veracity of at least some of the above posts.
Bumping the thread while telling everybody to cease posting.
Telling one is bumping the thread, while having "sage" in the email field.
sage
Telling >>143 to cease speaking with his mouth while telling him that his sexual preference is of homosexual variety.
Childish post about how girls don't fart.
Correction to the above post.
Notation that farts made by Yuko Ogura smell similar to the fruit of the vanilla plant.
Note that Gackt famously sang "I am your vanilla". Implication that he buttsechsed Yukorin.
Totally off-topic post that makes little sense and is poorly spelled
Informing the group that one is "officially" bored.
Informing the group that 150GET
Posting a rolleyes emoticon which is obviously referring to >>149's post.
Link to a shitty article on Etherchan's wiki.
"Thanking" the recent posters for having made the commentary go so much off-topic that the thread is "ruined".
Agreement with preceding post, proposal that said posters' being from a certain other website explains their behavior.
Voicing displeasure that there hasn't been many new entries since one visited last.
Reply to >>154 containing nothing but an image of an owl.
Demanding the thread to be split because there are too many replies.
Lamenting the fact that one is the only female on this board. Suggestion that this thread would have been more productive (or, alternately, never happened) if more participants were female.
Pointing out that there are no gurls on internets. Advising >>159 to be more thorough in the search for his pen0r.
THIS JOKE IS OLD.
>>161 go back to your fucking bash-the-pedos thread and leave this one alone1
Posting of a tinyurl link to a child porn site. Suggestion that viewers enjoy their party van.
Poster claims that user 163 has been marked by the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
Poster claiming to be a member of a governmental policing organization, and that your IP has been recorded.
AA informing the thread that one has arrived from VIP
Complaint about the VIPpers on the board. Request that Japanese IPs be banned from posting to all but the international board.
Japanese person being sorry on the behalf of the deliquent youngsters that vandalized the place and asking to not generalize such bad manners to all people of Japan.
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Explaining at long length to the above automated poster that his post is off topic for this group and telling him in polite terms to take his business elsewhere.
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Poster claims that the user above him is crap ass and proceeds to deactivate his ability to post.
By means of excellent technology and months of dictionary attacks poster announces that the tripcode of the moderator is "withtripcode"
OH SHI-
HA HA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
ZOMG SAGE!
Poster becomes fed up with constant imitation and rule breaking and silently closes the thread.
DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
DISREGARD THAT, I AM FULLY HETEROSEXUAL, MARRIED TO A WONDERFUL WOMAN AND HAVE 2 BEAUTIFUL KIDS AND A HOME IN THE SUBURBS!
Honest but abusibe attempt at gettting the thread back to the original topic
Copypasta from the political party statement made 5 or 6 threads down.
Complaining about excessive copypasta. Petitioning MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 for bans.
>Obsequious
is that even a word?
Mocking >>192's lack of vocabulary and implying that this is correlated with a lack of intelligence
Recommendation of answers.com as an encyclopedic reference, dictionary and word translator, followed by an off-topic diatribe regarding Wikipedia, the Web 2.0, and XmlHttpRequest.
Veiled mockery of >>195 as being antediluvian.
Ending rant with a confession one is a Web 2.0 developer looking for a job.
Remininessance about various economic booms followed by extreme economic busts. Pondering of the number of lessons learned, and the number of people who learned them. A flashback to a college economics class, cut short by tiredness caused by ADD and excessive partying.