ITT we respond as if we were posting chatlogs (11)

1 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4625 14:35

Anonymous (9:31:51 AM): You know what?
Anonymous (9:31:55 AM): FUCK YOU.
Anonymous (9:32:13 AM): I've had enough of you're crap.
Anonymous (9:32:25 AM): your*
Anonymous (9:34:12 AM): Kiwis can too be used for sexual release

2 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4625 20:12

Anonymous (9:35:17 AM): kk

3 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4626 00:36

Anonymous (9:35:40 AM): hay guyz, I'm attacking the darkness

4 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4626 00:44

Captain Obvious (9:36:10 AM): Christ, you need to stop flooding, Anonymous.

5 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4626 00:45

03:43 < Anonymous> if you gaze too long into the void
03:43 < Anonymous> the void also gazes into you
03:43 < Anonymous> lol

6 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4626 03:44

B-tard (07:38:15 PM): /r/ hentai version
Anonymous (07:38:45 PM): Never have I seen so many ingrates, you will recieve nothing from me.
Furry (07:39:45 PM): hay guys why the fursecution?

7 Name: My Sentences : 1993-09-4626 03:51

<Sir 0rion> Hmm... this all seems familiar, somehow...
<Sir 0rion> Oh yeah!
<Sir 0rion> http://uponachatroom.tripod.com/index1.html
<Sir 0rion> I've been doing fake chatlogs an posting them where they'll never be seen for quite some time, now!

8 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4626 05:34

<Anonymous> /me runs around
<Anonymous> /me runs around
<Anonymous> /me runs around
<Anonymous> Okay, somebody please tell me how to do emotes.

9 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4626 06:08

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

10 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4626 11:56

Anonymous: Y00 D00DE, wII 4ll rede bash.org

11 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4626 13:20

You know, I have this really funny funny chatlog that I HGUALGHGHUALGHALG

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