It's easy! Just fill in the blanks with the appropriate words! Or some shit!

Okay, my name is ____. I'm a __-year old _____ and I'm having problems with _______________. You see, _____ is very important to me, and well, ______ means that I'd have to _______, and you see why I can't do that.

Anyway, here's the problem. I once knew this __________ named _______. _______ came over to my house one day, and asked "Hey, _______, how would you like it if I ______________________________________________? Well, naturally I was a bit taken aback by such straightforwardness, but I said I'd think about it.

A day or so later, when I was about to tell ________ about my decision on ________________, another person, whom we shall simply refer to as _____________ came by, and well... ______________ ________________________ __________________________________ _____ _________________.

So, naturally, this came as a major surprise to me. But I wanted to spare _______'s feelings, so I kept my mouth shut about it.

Anyway, here's my question: do yuo think _______ was right for ______ing like that? Or do you think _____________ should just take a step back and stop ______________________? I eagerly anticipate answer to this very important __________.