Hey >>0, are you a general? Because you're making my privates stand at attention.
Hey >>1, you mama must have been stark raving mad, because you're totally out there, rawr!
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>>5
Oh my, what strong arms you have.. Just as strong as mine...
And I see you like to play top... We'll see about that...
zips down Yaranaika?
>>6, I lost my teddy bear at daycare ;((. Can I sleep with you tonight?
>>7
My fur coat would keep you warm and cosy tonight, and I'm like an oversized teddy-bear, only sticker. I have quite a large number of fans over at 4chan too. So, wanna sleep in my bed instead?
>>8 I don't find your odor offensive at all.
>>9
I find your odor seriously offensive. You're so very dirty. Dirty, dirty, dirty fwapfwapfwapRAPE
>>11, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Hey >>13, you must be an Angel, cause damn I'd love to penetrate your AT field.
I'll Suck Your Cock!
I'll stare at your cock!
>>17
I saw your myspace... now I'm in love with you.
Anyways, >>21, please listen to me. It's not really related to this thread, but hear me out anyways.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>21, should just stick with today's special.
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>>22
Here; let me French kiss you so that you can keep that lil' sweet mouth of yours shut.
Hey, my friend over there wants to know if you think I'm cute.
They're too heavy
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>>32
Girl you must be London, 'cause I want to explode in your tunnels.
>>33
girl you must be a black market organ harvester cause you just stole my heart
>>34
girl you must be Doom 3 cause when the action starts the lights go out
>>35
girl, you must be a micro$oft product because when i find your holes i'm going to exploit them
>>36
girl i must be dick cheney because i want to fire my weapon into your back
>>37
girl i must be the u.s. senate because i'm totally rejecting your timetable for withdrawal of my troops
>>38
Girl, this must be japan 'cos I'm totally gonna say 'hello' to you!
>>39
girl you must be squeeks because i want to get 1000 by you
>>41
( ﾟ -ﾟ) If you do me I'll stop being so mopey.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Promise.
>>42
girl, you must be medusa because I just turned to stone
>>43
girl you must be open source 'cause I want to see your inner workings and tinker with them
>>44
girl you must be very physically attractive 'cause I feel the urge to deposit sperm inside you.
>>45
Boy, you look nice in those blue jeans, now come over here and fuck Mr T in the ass!
lots of lesbians in this thread...