ITT we attempt to pick up the poster above us (50)

1 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4650 11:41

Hey >>0, are you a general? Because you're making my privates stand at attention.

2 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4650 12:46

Hey >>1, you mama must have been stark raving mad, because you're totally out there, rawr!

3 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4650 12:52

>>2's father must have been a thief, because >>2's eyes are like ridiculously shiny pennies <3

4 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4650 13:34

Hey >>3
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

5 Name: Tripcode!uj/koSf.Zc : 1993-09-4650 14:01

>>4

    ∧_∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
  ∧(´・ω・`)< Ouch
 ( ⊂    ⊃ \____
 ( つ ノ ノ
 |(__)_)  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 (__)_)  < No problem!
          \____

6 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4650 14:54

>>5
Oh my, what strong arms you have.. Just as strong as mine...
And I see you like to play top... We'll see about that...
zips down Yaranaika?

7 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4650 15:07

>>6, I lost my teddy bear at daycare ;((. Can I sleep with you tonight?

8 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4650 15:09

>>7
My fur coat would keep you warm and cosy tonight, and I'm like an oversized teddy-bear, only sticker. I have quite a large number of fans over at 4chan too. So, wanna sleep in my bed instead?

9 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4650 15:13

>>8 I don't find your odor offensive at all.

10 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4650 15:30

>>9
I find your odor seriously offensive. You're so very dirty. Dirty, dirty, dirty fwapfwapfwapRAPE

11 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4650 16:13

>>10
Do you love me?
[X] Yes
[ ] No

12 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4650 16:43

>>11
Which one?
[] anal
[] aural
[] oral

13 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4650 16:44

>>11, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.

14 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4650 16:59

Hey >>13, you must be an Angel, cause damn I'd love to penetrate your AT field.

15 Name: Tripcode!uj/koSf.Zc : 1993-09-4650 18:45

>>14, I see that you are sexually attracted to >>13. That's alright with me. I suppose a three-way isn't too bad.

16 Name: Richard C Mongler : 1993-09-4650 18:57

I'll Suck Your Cock!

17 Name: delayclose.jpg : 1993-09-4650 23:12

I'll stare at your cock!

18 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4650 23:48

>>17
I saw your myspace... now I'm in love with you.

19 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 00:30

>>18
Shall we do it?

20 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 00:53

>>19
Lets FUCKING!

21 Name: Tripcode!uj/koSf.Zc : 1993-09-4651 04:39

>>20GET!!!

...PLEASE!?

22 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 06:30

Anyways, >>21, please listen to me. It's not really related to this thread, but hear me out anyways.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>21, should just stick with today's special.

23 Name: your mom : 1993-09-4651 07:31

haha

24 Name: your mom : 1993-09-4651 07:32

haha

25 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 10:28

>>22
Here; let me French kiss you so that you can keep that lil' sweet mouth of yours shut.

26 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 11:18

>>25

Hey, my friend over there wants to know if you think I'm cute.

27 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 11:56

They're too heavy

28 Name: L&R For Dummies : 1993-09-4651 14:58

>>27

    ∧_∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
  ∧(´゚д゚`)< PLEASE NO
 ( ⊂    ⊃ \____
 ( つ ノ ノ
 |(__)_)  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 (__)_)  < Don't worry, we're all men here.
          \____

29 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 16:11

>>28
May I have a dance, Mademoiselle?

30 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 16:31

>>29
やらないか

31 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 18:49

>>30
ウッホー!いいおとこ。

32 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 19:45

>>31
お兄ちゃん大好き!!

33 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 20:39

>>32
Girl you must be London, 'cause I want to explode in your tunnels.

34 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 20:41

>>33
girl you must be a black market organ harvester cause you just stole my heart

35 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 20:41

>>34
girl you must be Doom 3 cause when the action starts the lights go out

36 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 20:42

>>35
girl, you must be a micro$oft product because when i find your holes i'm going to exploit them

37 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 20:44

>>36
girl i must be dick cheney because i want to fire my weapon into your back

38 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 20:44

>>37
girl i must be the u.s. senate because i'm totally rejecting your timetable for withdrawal of my troops

39 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 21:21

>>38
Girl, this must be japan 'cos I'm totally gonna say 'hello' to you!

40 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 22:35

>>39
girl you must be squeeks because i want to get 1000 by you

41 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4652 00:38

>>40
( ゚ ヮ゚) Nice mittens!

42 Name: L&R For Dummies : 1993-09-4652 03:11

>>41
( ゚ -゚) If you do me I'll stop being so mopey.

( ゚ -゚) Promise.

43 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4652 08:01

>>42
girl, you must be medusa because I just turned to stone

44 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4652 13:59

>>43
girl you must be open source 'cause I want to see your inner workings and tinker with them

45 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4652 18:54

>>44
girl you must be very physically attractive 'cause I feel the urge to deposit sperm inside you.

46 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4652 19:10

>>45
Boy, I'm horny.

47 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4652 19:39

>>45
Boy, you look nice in those blue jeans, now come over here and fuck Mr T in the ass!

48 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4652 21:26

49 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4653 00:35

>>48 What'll it be, dear? Hips, or lips?

50 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4653 13:33

lots of lesbians in this thread...

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