Chuck Norris facts (31)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4657 07:52

Chuck Norris is the only person who can 0GET

2 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4657 09:52

Chuck Norris defies 2GET.

3 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4657 10:28

Chuck Norris is a lot like Vin Diesel but not as funny.

4 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4657 12:27

Chuck Norris was funny half a year ago.

5 Name: George Zimmer : 1993-09-4658 00:27

I can kick Chuck Norris's ass.

I guarentee it.

6 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4658 01:16

Chuck Norris doesn't need anyone else's help to get to 1000.

7 Name: George Zimmer : 1993-09-4658 01:25

I cannot spell.

I guarantee it.

8 Name: George Zimmer : 1993-09-4658 02:08

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

I GUARANTEE IT

9 Name: Yay!J2sprLV9fQ!!JJYYs87i : 1993-09-4658 02:11

ME ME KAY KEE!!!!!

10 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4658 07:19

Chuck Norris eats the freshly sauteed testicles of tripfags for breakfast.

11 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4658 07:46

Chuck Norris is 1001GET

12 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4658 08:00

Chuck Norris can BU-N without lifting his arms.

13 Name: My Name is ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ and ...!XONm83jaIU : 1993-09-4658 09:20

Chuck Norris singlehandedly ended communism. But because he is so humble he allowed BloodNinja to think that He was the one who brought down the USSR.

14 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4659 06:45

Chuck Norris can solve the paradox inherent in >>7.

15 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4659 11:24

Chuck Norris is geriatric now :(

16 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 15:43

Chuck Norris roundhouse kickstarted the universe.

17 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 16:30

Chuck Norris is a stupid and unoriginal internet meme

18 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 17:43

Chuck Norris is dqn?

19 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 19:02

　　　人　　　　　
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　 （＿＿）　　　
＿( ＿＿ )＿　　　　
　(　･?ハ･?)　＜　My name is Chuck Norris and this thread sucks dick
　（つ　　 つ　　　 like the rest of those wannabe "Lets get to 1000 by".
　｜ ｜　|　　　　　
　（_＿）＿）

20 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 19:04

After posting >>19, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the Wakaba software into low earth orbit for mangling his unicode kopipe.

21 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 20:08

　　　人　　　　　
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　 （＿＿）　　　
＿( ＿＿ )＿　　　　
　(　･?ハ･?)　＜　My name is Chuck Norris and the shit on my head
　（つ　　 つ　　　 can cure both cancer AND aids!
　｜ ｜　|　　　　　
　（_＿）＿）

22 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4661 21:43

　　　人　　　　　
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＿( ＿＿ )＿　　　　
　(　･?ハ･?)　＜　My name is Chuck Norris and watch delta force 23　（つ　　 つ　　　 this summer!
　｜ ｜　|　　　　　
　（_＿）＿）

23 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 00:04

　　　人　　　　　
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＿( ＿＿ )＿　　　　
　(　･?ハ･?)　＜　My name is Chuck Norris and O RLY?
　｜ ｜　|　　　　　
　（_＿）＿）

24 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 05:40

　　　人　　　　　
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＿( ＿＿ )＿　　　　
　(　･?ハ･?)　＜　Where is my walking stick?
　｜ ｜　|　　　　　
　（_＿）＿）

25 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 07:41

　　　人　　　　　
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　 （＿＿）　　　
＿( ＿＿ )＿　　　　
　(　･?ハ･?)　＜　My name is Chuck Norris and I don't need any stinkin'
　｜ ｜　|　　　　arms. Only my trusty roundhouse kick.
　（_＿）＿）

26 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4662 08:26

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27 Name: Chuck Norris : 1993-09-4668 07:57

IN RESPONSE TO THE "RANDOM FACTS" THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET

I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.
~ Chuck Norris

28 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4668 08:06

　　　　　　　 ∧＿∧
　　　　　　　（　ಠ∀ಠ）　More liek SUCK Norris amirite?
　　　　　　　（　　　　っ-~

29 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4668 08:14

　　　人　　　　　
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　 （＿＿）　　　
＿( ＿＿ )＿　　　　
　(　･?ハ･?)　＜　My name is Chuck Norris and buy my book
　｜ ｜　|
　（_＿）＿）

30 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4668 11:08

　　　人　　My name is Chuck Norris and I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have
　　（＿_）recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen
　 （＿＿）some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than
＿( ＿＿ )＿　the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know
　(　･?ハ･?)　＜　that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously.
　（つ　　 つ Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts
　｜ ｜　|　 as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be
　（_＿）＿）interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders,"
●●●●●●● released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.

31 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4668 12:52

　　　人　　　　　
　　（＿_）　　　　
　 （＿＿）　　　
＿( ＿＿ )＿　　　　
　(　･?ハ･?)　＜　My name is Chuck Norris and buy my book
　｜ ｜　|
　（_＿）＿）

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