Introduce yourself here! (17)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 12:38

Hello all and welcome to The Elitist Superstructure of DQN!

This thread is for the new members to introduce theirself!

Don't be ashamed, everyone have been new once!
So, I hope you enjoy your stay here.
Now, introduce yourself in this thread so we can welcome all of you!

2 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 12:42

Posting in this thread does not increase your postcount.

3 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4670 13:38

Hi, I'm Captain Obvious. Actually, I'm not really new here. I used to be a regular poster back in the day, but real life caught up to me (you know how that is :/), and, well, I just didn't have time for it anymore. But now it looks like I'll be free for a while, so you'll be hearing from me once again.

4 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 14:09

Hi! I'm Inu-Yasha_420 and I love anime! Anime is animation from Japan and it's about the coolest thing in the world. Unlike western animation, it's meant to be watched by anyone and it's extremely popular in Japan.

My favorite animes are Inu Yasha, Naruto, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Full Metal Alchemist, Azumanga Daioh, Ranma 1/2, Slayers, Sailor Moon, One Piece, Shaman King, YuGiOh, Spirited Away, and Nausicaa!

I live in Baltimore, Maryland and I'm turn forty this year,

5 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 14:34

Hi. I'm the one that keeps sending you those photos of yourself. I'm the one who's the reason for why you keep waking up with sticky sheets when you couldn't possibly have stained the sheets way over there. I'm the one who keeps staring at you with my beady eyes when you undress, hidden at a safe distance. I'm the reason your underwear keeps oddly dissapearing, and I'm the reason you keep having odd blackouts after drinking stuff you've left unguarded in your kitchen before consuming, waking up stiff and sore and feeling so very unclean...

lotsa love! take care,

/Onii-chan

6 Name: Mai Shiranui : 1993-09-4671 00:42

My name is Mai Shirinui, and I'm a girl... Who is Japanese... And I have HUGE breasts... And a vagina.

7 Name: Tripcode!uj/koSf.Zc : 1993-09-4671 05:42

You can't fool me. There are no girls on the Internet.

8 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 09:33

>>6

>Japanese
>HUGE breasts

time paradox!

9 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 11:37

>>8
Time paradox? Not the slightest. >>6 is most likely a fat japanese chick.

10 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4671 13:51

My name is MODD, and I will ban anyone that breaks the rules.

11 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4671 17:03

And anyone that doesn't break the rules.

12 Name: Tripcode!uj/koSf.Zc : 1993-09-4671 19:38

Post was deleted because it was impersonation. Any sane person would realise why impersonation is a bad thing and how much unecessary drama it will cause.

And no, names don't cause unecessary drama. If anything, an all-Anonymous board would encourage people to be assholes. And that will just make this one big unpleasant place. You ever noticed how the people with names tend to be the friendlier, more polite ones? It's because people know who they are. If we all went around as Anonymous, we could all be complete assholes and nobody except admins and mods would ever know wtf we were. How the fuck is that a good thing.

I'm not against people posting as Anonymous (But I am sick of the 'names cause drama' bullshit). I am however, against people being forced into being Anonymous. On the flipside, I'm also against people being forced into having names. I think we should just be mature and reasonable about this and let people choose whether to post as Anonymous or not.

13 Name: Anna Ohura : 1993-09-4672 01:47

We large breasted Japanese are alive, you just have to know where to look.

14 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 02:21

Hello! I am new myself. ( ˃ ˂ ) I came here with an ( ) obsession, and I plan not to leave!

15 Name: Tripcode!Ep8pui8Vw2 : 1993-09-4672 13:44

Post was deleted because it was impersonation. Any sane person would realise why impersonation is a bad thing and how much unecessary drama it will cause.

And no, names don't cause unecessary drama. If anything, an all-Anonymous board would encourage people to be assholes. And that will just make this one big unpleasant place. You ever noticed how the people with names tend to be the friendlier, more polite ones? It's because people know who they are. If we all went around as Anonymous, we could all be complete assholes and nobody except admins and mods would ever know wtf we were. How the fuck is that a good thing.

I'm not against people posting as Anonymous (But I am sick of the 'names cause drama' bullshit). I am however, against people being forced into being Anonymous. On the flipside, I'm also against people being forced into having names. I think we should just be mature and reasonable about this and let people choose whether to post as Anonymous or not.

16 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 14:45

>choose whether to post as Anonymous or not.

i choose you ANONYMOUS!

17 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4672 14:46

>>16 Banned for not using a name.

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