Moses actually got more than ten commandmends from God, but he was too lazy to carry down all those slabs of stone from the mountain. He also was pissed at his followers for explicitly dancing around a gold bull (unlike the rich in wallstreet, which do it discretely). That is why he selected the slabs which had the most "thou shalst NOT..." on them. Now, after thousands of years it is our task at DQN to fix this deficiency.
Rules: well, not really. Just remember that the Bible doesn't have to be interpreted as a set of downbringing rules per sé. However, do Him a favour and capitalize anything holy.
Thou hast to move it move it
If thou art to kill mine son, aim for the head - zombies never perish lest ye hit the head.
thou shalt refrain from coveting thy neighbor's Oil Reserves.
Thou hast to strike viciously at other forums
Thou shallst have tons of fun
Thou shalt not engender trolls.
Thou shalt cut down the road, thou shalt not cutteth across the street, yay lest thee and thy progeny be knownst amongst the lands as fur-wearing pederasts of the lowest variety
Thou shalt brush thy teeth before sleeping, and shower as the Lord your God commands every day before leaving thy house.
Thou shalt love me, and respect my work, lest the almighty MODD bring his wrath upon ye.
Be excellent to each other.
Thou shalt not partake at Yoshinoya when it is discounted at 150 yen.
Yoshinoya shalt be a place of tension, where two people at the opposite ends of the U-shaped table start a fight at any time.
Don't be dicks.
Thou shalt not support reality television.
Thou shalt not wear those disgusting-looking "Croc" shoes.
Be promiscuous and populate the earth so that your children will be like sand on a beach
Thou shalst not walk over people
Thou shalt not propogate forced 4chan memes, nyo desu~
If this is thy first night at Fight Club, thou shalt fight.
The first commandment is, thou dost not speaketh about the first commandment.
Thou shalt not post with a tripcode
Display thine breasts or depart from my site!
as if there were actual breasts attached to any of the visitors to your site!
hay guyz whats going on in this thread?
>>26-27 are assigned banned status for ignoring the amended ten commandments
Thou shalt not export thy faith to other people but your own
Thou shalt not ask what is going on in a thread.
Thou shall read the thread first.
Thou shalt consume unwise quantities of hard liquor from the birth of My Son until armageddon cometh