we amend the ten commandments! (31)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4678 20:07

Moses actually got more than ten commandmends from God, but he was too lazy to carry down all those slabs of stone from the mountain. He also was pissed at his followers for explicitly dancing around a gold bull (unlike the rich in wallstreet, which do it discretely). That is why he selected the slabs which had the most "thou shalst NOT..." on them. Now, after thousands of years it is our task at DQN to fix this deficiency.

Rules: well, not really. Just remember that the Bible doesn't have to be interpreted as a set of downbringing rules per sé. However, do Him a favour and capitalize anything holy.

2 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4678 20:10

Thou hast to move it move it

3 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4678 21:34

If thou art to kill mine son, aim for the head - zombies never perish lest ye hit the head.

4 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4678 21:52

thou shalt refrain from coveting thy neighbor's Oil Reserves.

5 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4678 22:22

Thou hast to strike viciously at other forums

6 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4678 22:33

Thou shallst have tons of fun

7 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 00:19

Thou shalt not engender trolls.

8 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 00:30

Thou shalt cut down the road, thou shalt not cutteth across the street, yay lest thee and thy progeny be knownst amongst the lands as fur-wearing pederasts of the lowest variety

9 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 00:35

Thou shalt brush thy teeth before sleeping, and shower as the Lord your God commands every day before leaving thy house.

10 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 00:42

Thou shalt love me, and respect my work, lest the almighty MODD bring his wrath upon ye.

11 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 03:49

Be excellent to each other.

12 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 05:14

Thou shalt not partake at Yoshinoya when it is discounted at 150 yen.

13 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 05:18

Yoshinoya shalt be a place of tension, where two people at the opposite ends of the U-shaped table start a fight at any time.

14 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 11:25

>>10 isn't that one of the originals?

15 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 11:37

>>14 It's important enough to be in there twice.

16 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 16:23

Don't be dicks.

17 Name: NotTripcodeAnymore!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-4679 16:55

Thou shalt not support reality television.

Thou shalt not wear those disgusting-looking "Croc" shoes.

18 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 18:41

Be promiscuous and populate the earth so that your children will be like sand on a beach

Thou shalst not walk over people

19 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 18:55

Thou shalt not propogate forced 4chan memes, nyo desu~

20 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 19:02

If this is thy first night at Fight Club, thou shalt fight.

21 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4680 00:25

The first commandment is, thou dost not speaketh about the first commandment.

22 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4680 08:19

Thou shalt not post with a tripcode

23 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4680 09:49

Display thine breasts or depart from my site!

24 Name: NotTripcodeAnymore!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-4680 10:27

>>22: Correct!

25 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4680 14:35

as if there were actual breasts attached to any of the visitors to your site!

26 Name: Moses!xPOQ/wUQd6 : 1993-09-4680 18:46

>>22 oh fuck

27 Name: Jesus!TT3MxrrrJ6 : 1993-09-4680 20:05

hay guyz whats going on in this thread?

28 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4680 20:35

>>26-27 are assigned banned status for ignoring the amended ten commandments

29 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4680 21:38

Thou shalt not export thy faith to other people but your own

30 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4681 00:42

Thou shalt not ask what is going on in a thread.

Thou shall read the thread first.

31 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4681 16:10

Thou shalt consume unwise quantities of hard liquor from the birth of My Son until armageddon cometh

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