we amend the ten commandments! (31)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4678 20:07

Moses actually got more than ten commandmends from God, but he was too lazy to carry down all those slabs of stone from the mountain. He also was pissed at his followers for explicitly dancing around a gold bull (unlike the rich in wallstreet, which do it discretely). That is why he selected the slabs which had the most "thou shalst NOT..." on them. Now, after thousands of years it is our task at DQN to fix this deficiency.

Rules: well, not really. Just remember that the Bible doesn't have to be interpreted as a set of downbringing rules per sé. However, do Him a favour and capitalize anything holy.

28 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4680 20:35

>>26-27 are assigned banned status for ignoring the amended ten commandments

29 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4680 21:38

Thou shalt not export thy faith to other people but your own

30 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4681 00:42

Thou shalt not ask what is going on in a thread.

Thou shall read the thread first.

31 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4681 16:10

Thou shalt consume unwise quantities of hard liquor from the birth of My Son until armageddon cometh

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