ITT we write a formal business letter (72)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4715 05:36

>>27-28 Letterhead
>>3 Address of recipient
>>57 Subject
>>11 Salutation
>>20-25,30-35 First paragraph
>>40-45,50-55 Second paragraph
>>58 Complimentary close
>>59 Signature

23 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4716 02:39

I would like to register a formal complaint with your customer service office

24 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4716 02:43

since this is unacceptable.

25 Name: @@ : 1993-09-4716 02:49

¼“ñ“ñ“ñi OƒÖOj“ñ“ñ“ñ½

26 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4716 03:06

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27 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4716 03:10

( ß ƒŽß)

28 Name: : 1993-09-4716 03:19

I love mittens

29 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4716 04:23

Okay, guys, let's explain the basis for our complaint!

30 Name: @ : 1993-09-4716 04:52

Every tuesday, you showed up at my house with a tube of jelly beans.

31 Name: @ : 1993-09-4716 05:10

Then you raped and killed me.

32 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4716 05:37

I found this highly upsetting.

33 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4716 05:46

Mildly arousing too, until you killed me.

34 Post deleted by moderator.

35 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4716 06:15

But this is not the reason for my complaint; as you can see, I am alive and well.

36 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4716 10:03

Dear Sir.

excuse me wtf r u doin?

Yours Truly.

37 Name: @@ : 1993-09-4716 11:48

So anyway

38 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4716 12:24

I called him the kaiser

39 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4716 13:09

roflcopter

40 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4716 13:10

Throughout the known history of economic thought,

41 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4716 14:28

I have never seen so many angels fly out of the mouth of a man, nor so many knives come out of his forehead to slash and cut at my genitals. Sir, you should be ashamed of your misconduct in this matter.

42 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4716 14:54

For as long as I have been here, the trains have never run on time and the cheese has always been moldy. This simply will not do.

43 Name: @@ : 1993-09-4716 17:54

My name is Squeeks and I need something better.

44 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4716 18:18

coca cocks

45 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4716 20:44

to you, good sir.

46 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4716 21:02

usless

47 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4716 23:42

Nice save >>45

48 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4717 00:55

Nice "Nice save" >>47

49 Name: @ : 1993-09-4717 00:59

Nice "Nice "Nice save"" >>48

50 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4717 01:00

Nice "Nice "Nice save"" >>48

51 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4717 01:05

But let the truth be told: I love dicks.

52 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4717 01:05

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This is a paragraph right nida?

53 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4717 01:11

Thusly, I have enlisted the help of those pictured above, as size does not truly matter to me.

54 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4717 01:21

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Mittens is here!

55 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4717 01:23

( ß -ß) We're that close to the end, yet there is still no grandpa.

56 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4717 01:28

( LƒÖ`) The next post will be "MITTENSCHAN KAWAII SUGOI ANIME OTAKU NEKO BISHIE ONEE-CHAN NARUTO GOMEN NASAI".

57 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4717 01:29

MITTENSCHAN KAWAII SUGOI ANIME OTAKU NEKO BISHIE ONEE-CHAN NARUTO GOMEN NASAI

58 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4717 01:30

Love and kisses,

59 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4717 01:32

( LƒÖ`)

60 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4717 01:33

BUTTS

61 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4717 01:58

alright read that back

62 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4717 02:05

>>61 NO U

63 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4717 02:15

( ß ƒŽß)
I love mittens

cocks cocks cocks

To my darling Squeeks,

It has come to our attention that several indigents living on your property have been visiting the horrofic site www.4chan.org and eaten dandelions. I would like to register a formal complaint with your customer service office since this is unacceptable. ¼“ñ“ñ“ñi OƒÖOj“ñ“ñ“ñ½ Every tuesday, you showed up at my house with a tube of jelly beans. Then you raped and killed me. I found this highly upsetting. Mildly arousing too, until you killed me. Post deleted by moderator. But this is not the reason for my complaint; as you can see, I am alive and well.

Throughout the known history of economic thought, I have never seen so many angels fly out of the mouth of a man, nor so many knives come out of his forehead to slash and cut at my genitals. Sir, you should be ashamed of your misconduct in this matter. For as long as I have been here, the trains have never run on time and the cheese has always been moldy. This simply will not do. My name is Squeeks and I need something better. coca cocks to you, good sir. Nice "Nice "Nice save"" >>48 But let the truth be told: I love dicks. <RMÍL> This is a paragraph right nida? Thusly, I have enlisted the help of those pictured above, as size does not truly matter to me. ( ß ƒŽß) Mittens is here! ( ß -ß) We're that close to the end, yet there is still no grandpa.

Love and kisses,
( LƒÖ`)

64 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4717 02:51

i@MƒnLjYou're hired!

65 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4717 13:47

66 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4717 15:39

very dada

67 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4717 16:24

I like how 'cocks' is in your spellcheck dictionary.

68 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4717 20:07

now with less spellcheck!
http://i7.tinypic.com/21l0kco.jpg

69 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4717 21:00

oh

70 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4717 21:52

>>67 Of course it is. I run a rooster farm.

71 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4717 22:07

why would you farm roosters?

72 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4718 02:48

(@¥ิm¥ิ) He's only in it for the money.

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