>>450 will get himself in the guinness book of records one of these days if he continues his hobby of "filling own orifices with multiple blunt, elongated objects"
>>454 eagerly awaits the day he can show his child his 'secret place'.
>>462 frequently dresses as a panda and fondles himself
>>464 lovingly made the suit out of his own armpit hair
>>466 thinks armpit hair on men is actually unnatural.
>>468 lovingly maintains a mulch pit that's 98% armpit hair
>>469 being unable to grow armpit hair himself, steals from those who can.
>>473 spells 'refresh button' like this 'refreshbutton.'
>>477 thinks he's a unix guru because he uses the unbuntu desktop his friend installed for him to surf the web
>>488 didn't use a full stop, or 'period' as it is known to our American cousins.
That fucker >>491 better watch his back AND his front.
>>494 better not shout, because Squeeks is coming to town
the emperor has no clothes
>>497 is one of those idiots that keep missing the point
>>499 both knows they can't from personal experience, and left the field wide open for 500GET
>>500 would resemble a cleanly transparent baggie if you beat all the shit out of him.
>>502 is probably exactly the sort who's going to go and tell a teacher
>>509 circle jerks with his stuffed animal collection.
Because nobody else likes him.
>>510
And that's not a bad thing, that's a good thing.
>>513 circlejerks on his stuffed animals while wearing emergency mittens
>>514 keeps clicking on the emergency mittens button and jacks off while doing so
>>515
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>>520 is too gay for a gay
>>522 is so politically correct, he will deny that Condi Rice and Hillary Clinton are great MILFs
>>523 is so fat, when he sits around the house, he sits AROUND the house am I right?
>>533 is so fat they roll outta bed and hit the ceiling
Somebody forgot to remind >>537 that you mash the potatoes AFTER you cook them.
>>539
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（ ・∀・） ＜ My name is Squeeks and this thread sucks dick
（つ つ like the rest of those wannabe "Lets get to 2000 by".
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>>541 is obviously a girl do to obvious ad-hominem attacks.