>>550
Only listens to metal because Maddox said it is manly
>>552
Listens to miko miko nurse long version at double speed.
>>555 actually likes it when Link from the terrible 1980s animated Zelda series says "Well excuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuse ME Princess!"
When >>557 was around in the 1980s, he was AROUND in the 1980s!
>>561
Has DDR Danced to every version of DDR, to every song withing that version.
>>562 has dreams of being invited to choose the songs for the next DDR, and the developers will hug him and call him friend.
>> 565 dropped the dodongo
>>567 is going to be the next prostitute murdered in the UK
no 568
>>567's hobbies involve various barnyard animals and a lot of lube
>>580 does not realize panda's are a menace to society
>>583 just realized the heart of The Elitist Superstructure
>>585 is the ugly girl around here.
>>588 is definetly the ugly girl around here.
>>589 is saying that just to cover up his ugliness+girlyness.
also, 590GET, only a matter of thyme before 599USD
>>590 be strokin'
He be strokin'
He stroke it to the east
and he stroke it to the west
and he stroke it to the woman
that he love best
>>593 is so ugly, when he was born, the doctor needed to put tinted windows on the incubator.
( ⌒-⌒) < ♪ i'm a big fat butt.♪
(⌒-⌒ ) < ♪ i'm a big fat butt.♪
( ⌒-⌒) < ♪ i'm a big fat butt.♪
(⌒-⌒ ) < ♪ i'm a big fat butt.♪
>>604 is a liberal democrat.
>>607 is a radical centerist
>>614 didn't get what masturbation was all about and jerked his dick california style.
Evidently, >>615 is well-practiced in many styles of masturbation.
You could say he is a Master of Bation.
>>621 jerked it to a science textbook when he was 11, because he didn't think about checking his dads sock drawer.
>>622 jacko'd himself to a biology text book, because it had a picture of a naked woman cross section.
...ew, I just grossed myself out. =S
>>623 jacked it to a world history textbook because it had a page dedicated to Japan.
>>624 jacks off to Wikipedia, especially the page about Lolicon
>>632 is so outdated, she actually warps the spacetime continuum around her
>>638 thought Magilla Gorilla was the height of cartoon hilarity.
>>639 obviously doesn't keep up with new happenings.
>>641 changes subject so fast that fucks with my head.
>>643 is the most popular entree at the all you can rape buffet.
>>644 is more stupid than stupid day at the stupid restaurant in idiotsville on stupid people get in free day.
>>646 is the lonely lonely inhabitant of Smartypants, Nebraska.