I have started several threads in my time (30)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4748 00:14

A few of them were quite popular.

2 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4748 00:18

This one will not be so lucky.

3 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4748 00:19

>>1, Me too but it doesn't even matter because it's all anonomoose and no one really cares but still >>1san I hate you.

4 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4748 01:19

>>1 >>2 >>3 Same person.

5 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4748 03:12

In the future, when they're teaching the little children how to start threads, they will point to this one and say "Don't do that."

6 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4748 12:35

In the forbidden garden of DQN, all new threads, no matter how bland their beginnings, have the opportunity to blossom into really horrible wastes of time.

7 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4748 12:50

Those were the times. It's too bad the garden is now affiliated.

8 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4748 14:41

>forbidden garden

huh?

9 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4748 15:38

This used to be a forbidden garden until those elitist punks took it over.

10 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4748 15:41

You can not call grammarians 'punks'.

11 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4748 17:29

Can too!

12 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4748 23:21

THE ELITIST SUPERSTRUCTURE WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS PROPOGANDA

13 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4749 00:46

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14 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4749 15:45

( ί -ί) I find this thread to be ... kinda bland. You've done better, >>1.

15 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4756 18:44

I don't know. I think this thread still has promise. It could just be a late bloomer.

16 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4756 20:37

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17 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4756 20:45

Two green armchairs sit facing eachother at a 45 degree angle to the stage. Junior is sitting stage left, reading a newspaper. Mittens is sitting stage right, knitting a pair of mittens. A single table is in between them, with a radio on top.

A young female voice can be heard singing in Arabic.

( ί ƒŽί) Isn't this just wonderful, Junior?

( EΝE) I can't stand fucking Arabs. I can't stand them.

( ί -ί) Listen, Junior. I know you're still sore about moving to Saudi Arabia, but...

( EΝE) But nothing, mittens. I hate this fucking country. Nothing but fucking desert.

( ί ƒŽί) But we can still have mittens!

( EΝE) You're a fucking idiot. There is no winter here. We don't need fucking mittens in a fucking desert.

( ί -ί) ...

( ί -ί) That's it. I'm leaving.

(ί- ί ) Exit stage right

( EΝE) Good fucking riddance.

Fade to Black.

18 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4756 22:47

>>17 The audience applauds.

19 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4760 21:24

( ί ƒŽί) What's the difference between a duck?

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) The higher it flies, the MORE! GET IT? GET IT?

20 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4761 02:29

( EΝE) Are you on dope?

21 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4761 04:13

I made a thread once. It got 17 replies, then it died. Now I do not make threads anymore.

22 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4761 04:50

( LƒΦ`) One of its legs are both the same.

23 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4761 04:52

>>21
I BELIEVE I HAVE FOILED YOUR PLAN

24 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4761 05:06

>>23
If it had 17 replies, it would have 18 posts total, wouldn't it? WHAT IF YOU HAVEN'T FOILED HIS PLAN?

25 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4761 12:34

>>24
OH SHIT! Now I am doomed to be dragged away kicking and screaming my the Elitist Superstructure. I TRIED! I REALLY TRIEζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆ

26 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4761 12:36

>my the Elitist Superstructure

SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES

27 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4761 13:17

( ί ƒŽί) >>25 tried so hard, and got so far!

( ί -ί) But in the end, it didn't really matter...

28 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4768 16:06

( ί ƒŽί) Come on, thread! I believe in you!

29 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4768 16:25

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30 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4772 00:58

( ί -ί) that's so sad

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