It’s not like you have anything to live for...
Before I die, I must 2GET
The unbearable weight of non-being.
The fleeting pleasures of the flesh.
I'm just here for the food.
There is food? I liek food.
I am related to >>1. He is an idiot.
Is it contagious?
Losers. You will never get laid.
I want to see what happens next.
JISAKU JIEN!
in the dark of night
that's a very good question, let's ask grandpa
( ´ω`)Hello Kids!
I dunno
Too cowardly/ attached to this world
>>1
B/C I HAVE BEER!
In the cellar? Beer.
On my desk? Beer.
On my Harddrive? Beer mp3's.
My access points SSID? WeHaveBeer.
Therefore, NO SUICIDE FOR ME! Cause who knows if they have beer in this afterlife thingie.
>>1
B/C I HAVE SAKE!
In the cellar? Sake.
On my desk? Warm sake.
On my Harddrive? shamisen mp3's.
My access points SSID? nihon shinwa.
Therefore, NO SUICIDE FOR ME! Cause who knows if they have sake in with the gods.
( ⌒-⌒) If you commited suicide, you'd be throwing your life away! And think of all the misery you would cause to people who care about you?
... Such as the cleaner, who has to deal with your body.
>>21 gb/2 becauseitswinter
Because I don't have big enough balls to do that.
B/C I HAVE LOLIS!
In the cellar? Loli.
On my desk? Warm Loli.
On my Harddrive? small girls crying mp3's.
My access points SSID? iSeeAPedo46.
Therefore, NO SUICIDE FOR ME! Cause who knows if they have lolis in with the gods.
Harakiri! PASCAEE!!
Schuks, and I just seem to like it here! d(^_^;d)
I have nothing to live for except for Ayu. Ayu is the meaning of my life.
Because it's winter.
B/C I HAVE MIKURU!
In the cellar? Mikuru.
On my desk? Warm Mikuru.
On my Harddrive? Mikuru crying mp3's.
My access points SSID? AsahinaMikuru1.
Therefore, NO SUICIDE FOR ME! Cause who knows if they have Mikuru in with the gods.
B/C I HAVE KOPIPE!
In the cellar? Old Kopipe.
On my desk? Fresh Kopipe.
On my Harddrive? Kopipe archives.
My access points SSID? Yoshinoya.
Therefore, NO SUICIDE FOR ME! Cause who knows if they have kopipe in this afterlife thingie.
B/C I HAVE MUD!
In the cellar? Dried Mud.
On my desk? Wet Mud.
On my Harddrive? Internet MUD.
My access points SSID? Anime Nation MUD.
Therefore, NO SUICIDE FOR ME! Cause people who know tell me that's not mud they have in that afterlife thingie.
B/C I HAVE EMERGENCY MITTENS!
In the cellar? Moth-eaten Emergency Mittens
On my desk? New Emergency Mittens
On my harddrive? mp3's of people singing about Emergency Mittens
My access points SSID? EMERGENCYmitten2004
Therefore, NO SUICIDE FOR ME! Cause emergency mittens are so happy!
>>1
B/C I HAVE ASSFAULT!
In the cellar? Assfault.
On my desk? Assfault.
On my Harddrive? Assfault mp3's.
My access points SSID? OhGodAssfault.
Therefore, I FUCKING WANT TO DIE. But i can't.
i'll kill myself if i fail my exams ;_;
I hate my self and i want to die
>>35
Don't worry, boy! If you want to get a grade of A on the test, you should write
"My penis is erecting! suck it!"
B/C I HAVE rule 34!
In the cellar? Old rule 34.
On my desk? Fresh rule 34.
On my Harddrive? rule 34 jpegs.
My access points SSID? CLVIN&HOBZ?.
Therefore, NO SUICIDE FOR ME! Cause who knows if they have rule 34 in this afterlife thingie.
B/C I HAVE INTERNETS!
In the cellar? Web.
On my desk? Interwebs.
On my Harddrive? Internets mp3's.
My access points SSID? I<3Intershit.
B/C I HAVE AIDS!
In the cellar? AIDS.
On my desk? Warm AIDS.
On my Harddrive? Rent and Lease musical mp3's.
My access points SSID? EveryoneHasAIDSaidsAIDSaidsAIDS.
Therefore, NO SUICIDE FOR ME! Cause who knows if the Gods have AIDS.