Why haven't you all committed suicide already? (41)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4748 05:55

It’s not like you have anything to live for...

2 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4748 06:57

Before I die, I must 2GET

3 Name: Hikkikomori : 1993-09-4748 07:40

The unbearable weight of non-being.
The fleeting pleasures of the flesh.

4 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4748 08:32

I'm just here for the food.

5 Name: Mich The Weird : 1993-09-4748 09:48

There is food? I liek food.

6 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4748 09:53

>>1 gb2/any other board on 4-ch except here.

7 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4748 11:10

I am related to >>1. He is an idiot.

8 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4748 16:59

>>7 wouldn't being related to >>1 makes you an idiot too?

9 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4748 19:12

Is it contagious?

10 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4748 20:15

>>8 AH! Typical individualist western thinker.

11 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4748 23:53

Losers. You will never get laid.

12 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4749 00:17

>>11 Spoken Like a true pro!

13 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4749 10:11

I want to see what happens next.

14 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4749 12:02

JISAKU JIEN!

15 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4751 23:35

in the dark of night

16 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4751 23:41

that's a very good question, let's ask grandpa

( ´ω`)Hello Kids!

17 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4752 03:50

I dunno

Too cowardly/ attached to this world

18 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4752 13:37

>>1
B/C I HAVE BEER!

In the cellar? Beer.
On my desk? Beer.
On my Harddrive? Beer mp3's.
My access points SSID? WeHaveBeer.

Therefore, NO SUICIDE FOR ME! Cause who knows if they have beer in this afterlife thingie.

19 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4752 14:36

20 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4752 14:41

>>1
B/C I HAVE SAKE!

In the cellar? Sake.
On my desk? Warm sake.
On my Harddrive? shamisen mp3's.
My access points SSID? nihon shinwa.

Therefore, NO SUICIDE FOR ME! Cause who knows if they have sake in with the gods.

21 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4752 14:51

( ⌒-⌒) If you commited suicide, you'd be throwing your life away! And think of all the misery you would cause to people who care about you?

... Such as the cleaner, who has to deal with your body.

22 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4752 19:25

>>21 gb/2 becauseitswinter

23 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4852 02:35

Because I don't have big enough balls to do that.

24 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4852 12:07

B/C I HAVE LOLIS!

In the cellar? Loli.
On my desk? Warm Loli.
On my Harddrive? small girls crying mp3's.
My access points SSID? iSeeAPedo46.

Therefore, NO SUICIDE FOR ME! Cause who knows if they have lolis in with the gods.

25 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4852 12:23

>>15
AT THE SCENE OF A CRIME

26 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4852 17:03

Harakiri! PASCAEE!!

27 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4853 14:49

Schuks, and I just seem to like it here! d(^_^;d)

28 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4855 14:34

I have nothing to live for except for Ayu. Ayu is the meaning of my life.

29 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4855 22:03

Because it's winter.

30 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4856 06:48

B/C I HAVE MIKURU!
In the cellar? Mikuru.
On my desk? Warm Mikuru.
On my Harddrive? Mikuru crying mp3's.
My access points SSID? AsahinaMikuru1.
Therefore, NO SUICIDE FOR ME! Cause who knows if they have Mikuru in with the gods.

31 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4856 07:03

B/C I HAVE KOPIPE!

In the cellar? Old Kopipe.
On my desk? Fresh Kopipe.
On my Harddrive? Kopipe archives.
My access points SSID? Yoshinoya.

Therefore, NO SUICIDE FOR ME! Cause who knows if they have kopipe in this afterlife thingie.

32 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4856 08:11

B/C I HAVE MUD!

In the cellar? Dried Mud.
On my desk? Wet Mud.
On my Harddrive? Internet MUD.
My access points SSID? Anime Nation MUD.

Therefore, NO SUICIDE FOR ME! Cause people who know tell me that's not mud they have in that afterlife thingie.

33 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4856 08:18

B/C I HAVE EMERGENCY MITTENS!

In the cellar? Moth-eaten Emergency Mittens
On my desk? New Emergency Mittens
On my harddrive? mp3's of people singing about Emergency Mittens
My access points SSID? EMERGENCYmitten2004

Therefore, NO SUICIDE FOR ME! Cause emergency mittens are so happy!

34 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4856 09:47

>>1
B/C I HAVE ASSFAULT!

In the cellar? Assfault.
On my desk? Assfault.
On my Harddrive? Assfault mp3's.
My access points SSID? OhGodAssfault.

Therefore, I FUCKING WANT TO DIE. But i can't.

35 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4856 16:57

i'll kill myself if i fail my exams ;_;

36 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4856 17:21

I hate my self and i want to die

37 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4856 17:28

>>35
Don't worry, boy! If you want to get a grade of A on the test, you should write
"My penis is erecting! suck it!"

38 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4856 19:45

B/C I HAVE rule 34!

In the cellar? Old rule 34.
On my desk? Fresh rule 34.
On my Harddrive? rule 34 jpegs.
My access points SSID? CLVIN&HOBZ?.

Therefore, NO SUICIDE FOR ME! Cause who knows if they have rule 34 in this afterlife thingie.

39 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4857 08:31

B/C I HAVE INTERNETS!

In the cellar? Web.
On my desk? Interwebs.
On my Harddrive? Internets mp3's.
My access points SSID? I<3Intershit.

40 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4875 17:32

B/C I HAVE AIDS!
In the cellar? AIDS.
On my desk? Warm AIDS.
On my Harddrive? Rent and Lease musical mp3's.
My access points SSID? EveryoneHasAIDSaidsAIDSaidsAIDS.
Therefore, NO SUICIDE FOR ME! Cause who knows if the Gods have AIDS.

41 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4875 22:12

   /⌒ヽ
  / ´_ゝ`)    /⌒ヽ  I'm worthless piece of shit...
  |    /    / ´_ゝ`)
  | /| |     |    /      /⌒ヽ  nobody likes me
  // | |      | /| |      / ´_ゝ`)
 U  .U      // | |      |    /       /⌒ヽ  プクプクッ bye bye cruel world
          U  .U     二| /| |二-_  -/_´ゝ`)二-    - /⌒ヽ=            ッ・・・・・
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