ITT we try to sound smart (24)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4794 01:23

So, according to my calculations, by setting the current timesplicing quantum at 10,000 microseconds, we should be able to achieve full positronic efficiency.

2 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4794 01:30

>>1 obviously has no idea what he is talking about. By demonstrating an ignorant vocabulary of superfluous words, he makes a fool out of himself. But you must forgive him, because you see, >>1 was always the one that was teased in school because he was slower than the rest of the kids. They didn't have any "special education" programs at my school, and teachers and students alike would simply laugh as he struggled to keep up. Now he tries to make up for his childhood by pretending to be intelligent, posting topics like this at the Elitist Superstructure of DQN. Just ignore this post, so that you do not make >>1 feel worse than he already does.

3 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4794 02:16

That was an amazing attempt at intelligence!
However, I find that your attempt lacks a certain enthusiasm. It instead gives the illusion of a high level of maturity, not superior cognitive ability.

4 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4794 02:30


5 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4794 02:35

Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. It's not really related to this thread, but hear me out anyways.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.

6 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4794 09:58

Thanks for the tip >>5, but everyone knows you only 640k of memory. Page flipping is totally worthless if you don't blit data onto the screen canvas.

7 Name: LOLIHAET TRIPCODE!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-4794 10:46


8 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4794 13:59

Goddamit, do you people even know how to properly invert the registers when using dancing trees?

9 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4794 20:53

When I first came here, I had hope for this board. It had many promising threads, such as, "Piro's Ruri porn-- libel, or fact?", "ITT we discuss the discussion of the really long song", and "I never started a thread before." However, since I have come, the quality of discussion has only worsened, and this thread is the last straw. Thanks to this thread, I am finally convinced that this board truly is just a bunch of blabbering idiots. I will now leave this board in search of far more intellectual discussions.

10 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4794 23:16

>>9 left DQN for Gaia.

11 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4795 00:24

This has turned into another "insult the poster above us" thread, since the only way to make yourself sound smart when you're dumb is to find someone even dumber than yourself.

12 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4795 01:47

Honestly, how can anyone expect a DQN to sound even remotely intellegent?

13 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4795 04:22


14 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4795 13:00

>>11 is dumber than me.

15 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4795 20:37

leak intelligent device? oneagi!

16 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4796 16:46

Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow!

17 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4797 00:10

Im reading some Nietszche right now

18 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4797 00:40

I'm the brother of the guy who knows a man who has a friend who met the sister-in-law of one of the ten people who really understood Einstein's equations.

19 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4797 15:33

hallo go to me home page pleas !!!!!!!! you home page is cool !!!!!!!!!!! tnx you

20 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 04:14

You people will never understand my sense of humour.

21 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 04:35

Gravity's Rainbow was highly overrated. I find Pynchon's style to be trite and uninspired.

22 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 04:47


23 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 18:36

>>16 since neutrinos are uncharged, I suppose you did not refer to the intrinsic polarity of the stream, but rather the extrinsic polarity, which would be having a stream vs not having a stream. Which leaves the question, was it on, or off?

24 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 21:07

>>23 It's always on in a nuclear power plant. I'll refer you to US Patent 6563899 for further details on how to perform the reversing.

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