♥ Mitten Crabs ITT ♥ (11)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4797 14:48

I liek Chinese Mitten Crabs, do you liek Mitten Crabs too ?

2 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4797 15:03

Do these crabs have pincers of steel?

3 Name: winter : 1993-09-4797 17:10

No, but they feed on mittens. :(

http://becauseitswinter.com/viewtopic.php?t=51&start=0

Behold the fearsome predator!

4 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4797 21:07

Yeah.. but can you really blame that poor creature ? Everyone loves mittens ! I love mittens, you love mittens and mitten crab loves mittens too.

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6 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4797 22:16

7 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4798 13:16

>>4, have you ever known the heartbreak of reaching into your mitten drawer on a particularly frosty day, only to find nothing but a well-fed chinese mitten crab?
If it happened to you like it happened to me, you would NOT feel so very forgiving.

8 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4798 21:59

A mitten crab once ate the mittens off of my sickly grandmother's hands. I will NEVER forgive them.

9 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4799 01:00

>>1
You can attack its weak point for massive damage.

10 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4799 09:19

Once I stuck my cock in mitten and waved it around. my girlfrind loved it. she said it looked like an elephant

11 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4799 18:57

>>9
Yes, just remember to first flip it over !

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