Hey everybody! I pulled an awesome today!
And it might get me arrested, which is double plus funny.
I was getting my lunch at the Chinese restaurant, curry chicken and fried rice.
Lo and behold, outside is a car with the license plate "DBZ GOKU".

Everything about this car said "DORK". He had stuff hanging off the mirror,
Ricer stickers all over (and it was a shitty Civic), a huge spoiler, etc.
I flipped over my survey card and wrote "DIE, WEEABOO FAG!" on it,
Stuck it under his windshield wiper and split before I was seen. I bet he shits a brick!