AWESOME (11)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4836 20:28

Hey everybody! I pulled an awesome today!
And it might get me arrested, which is double plus funny.
I was getting my lunch at the Chinese restaurant, curry chicken and fried rice.
Lo and behold, outside is a car with the license plate "DBZ GOKU".

Everything about this car said "DORK". He had stuff hanging off the mirror,
Ricer stickers all over (and it was a shitty Civic), a huge spoiler, etc.
I flipped over my survey card and wrote "DIE, WEEABOO FAG!" on it,
Stuck it under his windshield wiper and split before I was seen. I bet he shits a brick!

2 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4836 21:43

dork: "what's a weeaboo?"
throws card away and drives off

3 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4836 23:30

It'd be funny if the majority of the population surfed 4chan/4-ch.

4 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4837 02:24

Awesome. Especially as you weren't man enough to tell it to his face, so you'll never, ever know if he even cared.

5 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4837 05:43

I see what you did there. Fnord.

6 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4837 10:36

Hey everybody! I pulled an awesome today!
And it might get me arrested, which is double plus funny.
I was getting my lunch at the Chinese restaurant, curry chicken and fried rice.
Lo and behold, outside is a cab with the license plate "FRESH".

Everything about this cab said "RARE". It had dice hanging off the mirror,
Ricer stickers all over (and it was a shitty Civic), a huge spoiler, etc.
I flipped over my survey card and wrote "Yo home to Bel-Air!" on it,
Stuck it under his windshield wiper and pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

7 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4837 17:22

>>5 Took long enough ^_^

8 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4837 19:06

>>6

THREAD IS OVER

9 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4837 22:56

>>8 I dunno, it's nifty for the bel-air stuff, but it doesn't have the hidden message from >>1.

10 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4837 23:45

>>9

Oh, I get it now. Greetings to the polytheoanametamystikhood.

11 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4838 03:04

>>9

Evidently I need to lurk moar.

( -) FUCK.

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