Hey everybody! I pulled an awesome today!
And it might get me arrested, which is double plus funny.
I was getting my lunch at the Chinese restaurant, curry chicken and fried rice.
Lo and behold, outside is a cab with the license plate "FRESH".

Everything about this cab said "RARE". It had dice hanging off the mirror,
Ricer stickers all over (and it was a shitty Civic), a huge spoiler, etc.
I flipped over my survey card and wrote "Yo home to Bel-Air!" on it,
Stuck it under his windshield wiper and pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.