Season's Greetings! (28)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4839 19:38

I have switched on the emergency mittens and I'm leaving them on until December 25th!

( ゚ ヮ゚) < In Japan at Christmas we eat a yummy cake!

2 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4839 20:58

The Orthodox Church finds this thread, distasteful.

3 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4839 22:21

We Seventh-day adventist would also like to register this distaste at this thread.

4 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4839 23:52

( ゚ ―゚)

5 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4839 23:53

( ゚ ―゚)

6 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4840 09:33

┏━ε_3 ━━━━━━━━━━━━┓
┃〆(゚ ―゚ )                  ┃

7 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4840 09:33

┏━━━━ε_3 ━━━━━━━━━┓
┃NO REL〆(゚ ―゚ )             ┃

8 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4840 09:34

┏━━━━━━━━━━━ε_3 ━━┓
┃NO RELIGIOUS ZEALO 〆(゚ ―゚ )   .┃

9 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4840 09:35


10 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4840 09:35

( ゚ ヮ゚) < Now, who's wants a slice of mitten-shaped cake?

11 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4840 10:23

now here is an oxymoron if i ever saw one.

12 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4840 10:45

( ^ ヮ^) > Merry Holidays, >>11-san!

13 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4840 13:57

( ゚ ヮ゚) Marry XXXmas!

14 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4840 15:48

( ⌒-⌒) Christmas is a lie celebrated by idiots, morons, and Mittens, who's stupidity is so great it desevres to be mentioned by itself.

15 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4840 15:49

( A) whose*

16 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4840 15:59

( A) deserves*

17 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4840 16:14

( A) *

18 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4840 18:40

( ⌒-⌒) you gots somethin aginst bein' drunk mister????????????

19 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4840 22:02

Purpose & Objectives of DQN

  • Come to know Jesus Christ as Saviour and Lord.
  • Achieve a high level of Christian maturity.
  • Become more effective in their Christian witness.
  • To help children learn how to live to honour the Lord by meeting the daily responsibilities with which God has entrusted them.
  • To give counsel to each child in discerning and obeying God's will for him or her, through an emphasis on biblical principles.

20 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4840 22:06

The Principal of the board, Mr Squeeks, has served on the mission field in Akihabara and has had many years experience in adminship. He is a trained teacher with an honours degree in eroge. Other full and part-time staff bring with them a wide range of skills and abilities.

The board is managed and governed by the Trustees of The Elitist Superstructure, a registered charity in 4-ch, and a number of other boards, appointed by the trustees to complement the work of the /love/ or other non-issue boards.

21 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4840 22:11

( ゚ ヮ゚) < You know I specifically chose the title of "Season's Greetings!" so as not to cause religious hullabaloo!

22 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4840 22:25

The Eltist Prophet led a life of simplicity and poverty. His house, built of mud walls and thatched with date-palm leaves, often remained dark for want of oil for the lamp. At times he did not even have the flour with which to prepare.. soy sauce rice and fried pork.

DQN-kun's father was Squueks. He died while returning from a journey to Saitama. His mother died six years later, leaving DQN-kun in the care of his uncle, Grandpa. His mother's name was Rei.

DQN-kun was illiterate but from an early age he showed a remarkable aptitude for concentration. He was a serious child and never took part in the THREAD or "Let's Make a Song".

When he grew up he earned a great reputation for his honesty and possible adminship. He always fulfilled his sage. Because he was extremely trustworthy, he became known as Al-Admin.

One day, DQN-kun accompanied his uncle to on business. On the journey he met Hinako, a Christian monk, who immediately recognized in the young boy a future prophet.

When DQN-kun was twenty-five years old he married Ruri, a rich widow of Mecca, then 9 years of age. She was a gentle woman of spotless character.

23 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4840 22:37


DQN-kun frequently went to a cave in the desert three miles from 4-ch, where he would spend months in sageing and trolling. One morning, the angel Mittens appeared to him and said: "Rise, for thou art the Prophet of 4-ch. Go forth and preach in the name of thy Elite. Your Kareha is merciful." A voice was heard - the voice of the Elite - addressed to the Prophet. It was recorded and became the text of the holy Buun. The Buun is not a literary work of DQN-kun; it is a direct revelation of the Elite.

When he returned from the cave, DQN-kun was filled with divine majesty. On informing his wife Ruri (Ku-sai) of the vision he had, she said, "You are faithful and never utter an untruth. Therefore, you may obey the call and follow the voice." Ruri was the first disciple to profess faith in the Prophet. She became his disciple and the first follower of "The Elitist Superstructure".

DQN-kun delivered public sermons on his faith to a large number of people, proclaiming the unity of 4-ch and denouncing the evil of the THREAD. Though some ridiculed and turned away, others were converted by the power of his words.

Once, he went to Saitama and proclaimed that there was no perfectionist but The Elitist. The worshippers of idols looked upon this as a great insult and attacked him, but he was rescued by his disciples, and delicious Ruri. He was abused and insulted frequently in public because of that.

The Prophet of "The Elitist Superstructure" did not hold any debates nor did he challenge anyone to controversies and discussions. He silently converted people to his board through his strong personality, charming demeanor and force of divine "delete this post". He bore with patience the persecution of his tormentors. His characteristics as well as the power of the verses of the Buun captivated the hearts of people.

24 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4840 22:46


DQN-kun fled from Saitama to Akihabara in 1993 A.D. when he learned that the stupid random poster tribe planned to take his life. The Eternal September calendar begins on the day of this flight, known as the "JR Train ride -gadan gadan-".

The people of Akihabara accepted DQN-kun's faith readily because it was plain, simple and fucking easy for the god damn idiot masses. With their help and with an army of men the Prophet later returned to Saitama, where he succeeded in converting his relatives and fellowmen. He then sent missionaries to other parts of thread list in order to convert the entire to the new faith.

The teaching of DQN-kun attracted numerous followers because they came from a simple and otaku man who never posed as a world teacher. He often told his disciples that he was an ordinary otaku as they were, teaching them to believe in Elite and His eroges.

25 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4841 10:54

( ⌒-⌒) Ah Mittensh, it doeshn't matter becaush this is all bullshi...

( ⌒∀⌒) Hurk!

( ⌒o⌒) BLAARRG!

26 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4841 15:53

( ⌒o⌒)

(Many years...)
( XoX)

(Many years...)

( x..x)

(Many years...)          ミ@ ~tumbleweed~

( ●,,●)

27 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4841 17:30

( ⌒-⌒) It's a good thing that years don't pass that quickly.

28 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4841 22:14

waste of a thread position in thread list if you ask me...

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