ITT We're NOT GAY! (84)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4842 14:02

I dreamt I was being chased by Hard Gay the other night. It was really scary.

But I'm not gay!

2 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4842 14:03

2GEYT

3 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4842 17:18

itt we deny our blatant homosexuality

4 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4842 17:46

>>3 Thank you, Captain obvious.

5 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4842 19:35

this whole thread is now deemed super-liberal and saged.

6 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4842 19:40

　　　人　　　　　
　　（＿_）　　　　
　 （＿＿）　　　
　（ ＿＿ ）　　　　
　（　・∀・）　＜　My name is Squeeks and I'm not gay!
　（つ　　 つ　
　｜ ｜　|　　　　　
　（_＿）＿）

7 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4842 19:50

What's up, guys? Anyone wanna meet on AIM to look a pix of girls and jack it?

8 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4842 20:01

>>7
Yes! My AIM is xxxdude46! Add me plz!

9 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4843 11:02

Shit, my Humvee has been driving through some pretty fucking shitty roads lately....good thing the tires are solid rubber. No problems for me, don't know about wimpy cars though.....

10 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4843 14:05

>>9 Where do you live to have such shitty roads, >>9-san?

11 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4843 14:50

Gayville.

12 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4843 14:51

Shit I meant Kansas. Forget >>11.

13 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4843 18:40

Shit I meant San Francisco. Forget >>12.

14 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4843 19:51

>>11-13
Shit they're all the same. Nevermind that.

15 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4843 23:19

I gotta log off, dudes. I have some high quality STRAIGHT porn I have to go beat off to. With my buddies. Um, because women won't beat off with me. Yeah.

16 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4844 06:23

I like to go out and kick gays in the nuts before putting on my soft frilly things at home.

17 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4844 22:11

My arms are so strong, glistening and muscular that I don't need legs to beat up the homos.

18 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 01:56

GAY MAGIC.

But I'm not gay!

19 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 11:30

　 ∧＿∧　　
　（ ´_⊃｀） 　 You're all a bunch of fags and homos!
　（　　　　） 　I'm not, though.
　｜ ｜　|　　
　（_＿）＿）　

20 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 16:49

>>19
GTFO QUEER.

21 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 23:59

　 ∧＿∧　　
　（ ´_⊃｀） 　 You may be a cock-sucking queer-o, but I'm not.
　（　　　　） 　I've never sucked a cock in my life, and I don't
　｜ ｜　|　　 ever want to, either!
　（_＿）＿）　

22 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4951 00:05

I only wear charm bracelets because I like the way they sound.

Fags.

23 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4951 16:24

I only wear girls clothes because I like the feel of them--
Disregard that, I am not gay, and I certainly do not fantasise about being gang-banged and bukkake'd.

24 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4951 17:04

I am not gay because I am a woman inside.

25 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 20:13

I only pitch.

26 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4957 02:47

>>25
Yeah, well I take it a step further. I also put on my sleep-mask and imagine that I'm sticking my penis in a girl.

27 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4957 02:49

I cast straight magic.

28 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4957 02:51

I'm not gay, its called cultural exchange!

29 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4957 21:40

>>28
The international community is full of homosexual men!

30 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4957 22:33

Exchanging fluids between men is just being polite.

31 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 10:30

>>27
I AM IMMUNE TO STRAIGHT MAGIC !

But, ...
I'm not gay !

32 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 10:45

It's not gay if I kill and eat them afterwards, is it?

33 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4968 22:25

>>32
Only if you dont cook them according to the handbook.

34 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 18:52

I SWEAR, I ONLY LISTENED TO INSANE CLOWN POSSE TO SEE WHAT THEY WERE LIKE.

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