I dreamt I was being chased by Hard Gay the other night. It was really scary.
But I'm not gay!
I'm only gay for Bridget.
I'm totally NOT gay, but I'm confident enough of my sexuality that I can still realize that Clay Aiken is an attractive man.
Fooling around with another man is not gay and not sex, as long as genitals never touch each other.
GAY RAINBOW LOVES YOU
>>37
I can tell from personal experience that keeping balls separated is enough. Meatsticks can collide without the act being gay.
Of course, I'm not gay.
I'm totally not gay, I just enjoy the great music they play in The Manhole disco and the company of clean and fashionable men.
I'm NOT gay! I honestly thought that women where behind the glory hole in the video booth, honest!
I'm not gay, I'm transgendered!
I am not gay, I'm only have that box of bear porn in my closet because a platonic friend asked me to store it for him.
I'm not gay, I'm just sexually attracted to men.
I'm not gay -- I honestly thought Drew was a woman's name!
>>44 you liar.
That Robbie Williams poster collection I have put up throughout my whole house? Oh please, can a guy have a hobby for once okay?
I'm not gay, I'm just a bit homosexual.
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YES! THERE'S A DIFFERENCE!!
I'm not gay, I only have one ball, so it can never be directly touching another....
But my sack is a whole nother story...
Hey, >>48 pretty boy, how about you come around to my place? I have this wonderful Simon and Garfunkel cd, and we'll open a fruity bottle of rose.. And talk about how Gay we arent while I massage your strong, muscular tanned shoulders. How about it?
I'm not gay, I love women!
So what if I'm a woman, myself. That doesn't mean anything.
Sounds like a good time, >>49. We could sit around the fire and sip some white zin. Then we could put our penises in each other's anus. It's not gay, because a hole is a hole, and we don't discriminate, as long as our balls don't touch.
I am not gay, I just like cocks.
I'm not gay, I just want to compare
I'm not gay, I just make graphic fellatio jokes in the locker room
I'm not gay. That's only what my boyfriend says !
。・・ ゙ ゚ ゚(´Д`)゚ ゚ ゙ ・・。 Don't call me gay, it makes me cry like a little girl.
I'm not gay, I like M on F porn where the guy has a huge, hard, throbbing cock.
I'm not gay, I just happen to like bukkake, porn that is made out of 100% penis and 0% vagina.
I'm not gay, I just happen to like futanari! The penis just makes it so much better.
I dreamt I was Bastian reading the Neverending Story with Atreyu giving me a Neverending Blowjob on his horse.
But I'm not gay!
I listen to the band Atreyu.
But im not gay!
I practice gay magic.
But I am not gay, except magically.
I'm just into reverse traps myself. Though I'm not picky, oh no.
Queen is my favorite band.
But I'm not gay!
>Atreyu
( ゚ ヮ゚) This is actually pederasty !
I love sausage so much that I moan when I eat some. But I'm not gay !
I'm not gay, it's just that glory holes are so much easier than dating.
I enjoy the appearance of a good cock solely for it's aesthetics, and that is why I suggested we exchange pictures. It doesn't turn me on at all, and I'm not gay.
Dude, I'm not gay, I just like to evolve my Machamp as soon as possible. For the Machoke! He's strong! I'M NOT GAY DAMMIT
>>68 Dude, we're in the same boat. I evolve my Machamp too, but I do it to admire it's muscly physique. I'm not gay though, I do it because I admire the strength!
I giggle at the fact that I got the 69 get in a thread about sexual orientations, or lack thereof because 69 is a funny number. I'm still not gay though, because I giggle like a real man should.
That man had passed out, and I was trying to resuscitate him. When he came too, he gripped my body out of shock and wouldn't let go. So I'm not gay.
Balls weren't touching, so I'm still not gay!
I hate gay people!
I'm not gay, but when >>74 propositioned me for anal sex, I decided to stick it in. I didn't really enjoy myself, so I'm not gay.
>>75 when I watched I enjoyed it, but when it happened to me, it's wasn't so awesome. am I gay>?
It's only natural that when two guys get together to watch porn and drink beer that one of them sucks off the other. Just because I haven't gotten sucked off yet DOESN'T MEAN I'M GAY!
I'm posting on DQN, but only for the occasional lolicon ascii-art; so I'm Not Gay!!
Just because i find the planet Uranus amazing doesn't mean I'm gay.
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