ITT >>2-san decides the topic of this thread (24)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4858 16:24

Well, decide already.

2 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4858 16:26

3 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4858 16:40

>>2 fucked your mom and got away with it, he's so hardcore.

4 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4858 16:46

I asked >>2 to be my friend, and he said "no", but I still pretend he's my friend cause he's so cool.

5 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4858 16:49

>>2 eats rocks and shits gunpowder.

6 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4858 17:46

I'm in >>2's washing machine, stroking my harbl.

7 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4858 19:20

     ♪  ☆
   ♪   / \    I threw in the towel
      ヽ(´Д`;)ノ   then I threw up on the towel
         (  へ)    then I went straight to hell

   ♪    ☆
     ♪ / \   Lalalala yep
      ヽ(; ゚Д゚)ノ  Lalalala nuh-uh ♪
         (へ  )    Lalalala lalala~ ♪
             >    LalalalaAaaaaAAAAAAaaAAARGH

8 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4858 19:57

>>2 will not tolerate the bullshit spread by >>7 so he will shoot >>7 in the face.

9 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4859 05:47

Nah, >>2's just showing off. In reality, he's not badass enough to shoot >>7 in the face.

10 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4859 07:33

>>2 be or not >>2 be, that is the question.

11 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4859 09:43

I believe >>2 is trying some elaborate brainwashing tactic.... if >>2 doesn't speak up soon, maybe even I will....

12 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4859 13:48

Well, never mind all that, >>2. This has nothing to do with this thread, but would you just listen to me for a little bit? See, I went to the local Yoshinoya today. Right. Yoshinoya. And the damn place was packed so full of people, I couldn't even find a seat. So I looked around a bit, and I found a sign that said "150 yen off". What the hell is wrong with you people? Are you idiots or something? Any other day you wouldn't even think of going to Yoshinoya, but if it's 150 yen off, you all flock in here? It's just 150 fucking yen! 150 yen! And you're bringing the kids too. Look at that, a family of four going to Yoshinoya. Con-fucking-gratulations. And now the guy's going, "All right! Daddy's going to order the extra-large!" Shit, I can't watch any more of this.

Yoshinoya should be fucking brutal. Two guys sit facing each other across a U-shaped table, and you never quite know if they'll suddenly just start a fight right there. It's stab-or-be-stabbed, and that's what so damn great about the place. Women and kids should stay the fuck away.

Well, I finally found a seat, but then the guy next to me goes, "I'll have a large bowl with extra gravy!". So now I'm pissed off again. Who the fuck orders extra gravy these days? Why are you looking so goddamn proud when you say that? I was gonna ask you, are you really going to fucking eat all that gravy? I wanted to fucking interrogate you. For about a fucking hour. You know what? I think you just wanted to say "extra gravy".

Now, take it from the Yoshinoya veteran. The latest thing among the Yoshinoya pros is this: Extra green onions. That's the ticket. A large bowl with extra onions, and egg. This is what someone who knows his shit orders. They put in more onions, and less meat. A large bowl with the raw egg, that's really fucking awesome. Now, you should know, if you keep ordering this, there's a risk employees might write you up. This really is a double-edged sword. I really can't recommend this for amateurs.

And you, >>2, well, you should really just stick to today's special.

13 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4859 19:43



14 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4862 05:24

>>2 just wanted to say "extra gravy."

16 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4862 10:06

>>2 shot the sheriff, but he didn't shoot the deputy

17 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4862 13:45

>>2 downed danbooru so now we can't see what >>15 posted

18 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4863 01:45

>>2 saw it, but had enough balls to hold in the fecal bricks for 6 FUCKING WEEKS!

19 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4863 08:10

If that's true, >>2 should try laxatives.

20 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4863 23:19

>>2 set his own hair on fire and enjoyed it

21 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4863 23:31

>>2 is a woman, but loev'd pizza when she was a loli.

22 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4863 23:43

>>21 made me hungry

23 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4864 21:53

>>2 fed >>22 ignoring the fact that he forgot to make a post about >>2

24 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4869 06:12

>>2 is a compassionate person

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