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1 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4862 01:32 [Del]

I have invented a robotic Weeaboo. I expect it to be available for purchase in time for the holidays next Christmas. The expected price will be around $3000, but it might be cheaper depending on advances in technology between now and then.

2 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4862 01:45 [Del]

2GET

3 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4862 02:01 [Del]

Why the hell would anyone buy this?!? What were you smoking, huh?

Just what I always needed...A robot that speaks English with bizarre random Japanese words thrown in, such as WATASHI, NEKO, KAWAII, DAISUKI and BAKA, and ends its sentences with NE? for no reason whatsoever, and then hogs all my bandwidth downloading poorly subbed Japanese anime. It will probably also be demanding I import Pocky, as well. The bargain of a lifetime.

　　　　,自自、
　　　/　@　@）
トへγ““《》”、＜ Bollocks! Who needs money?
"㍉ー|||∥∥||

4 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4862 13:22 [Del]

　　○
　　∥
┌-─────┐
｜　　□　□　　｜ HARRO I AM WEEABOT THREE THOUSANDS
｜　　　　　　　　│YOROSHIKU ONEGAISHIMASU NE?
｜　　　△　　　　│ WHICH OF ANIME DO YOU LIKE?
｜　　ロボツ　　│IMPREGNATING RANMA - WHAT IS THAT OF?
　　　凹　　　凹　　

5 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4862 22:00 [Del]

　　○
　　∥
┌-─────┐
｜　　□　□　　｜INUYASHA GA IS THE LIKE!
｜　　　　　　　　│NUKU NUKU ALL PURPOSE CULTURAL CAT GIRL MO
｜　　　△　　　　│I AM OUT FROM POCKY. PLEASE WILL ANATA BUY?
｜　　ロボツ　　│OYASUMINASAI!
　　　凹　　　凹　　

6 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4863 02:37 [Del]

>>3 is DQN. Pocky is available at your local Walmart!

7 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4863 03:02 [Del]

>>6 Walmart isn't Japanese...duh! Walmart is the AMERICAN WAY(tm) ... what kind of self-disrespecting wapanese would buy anything there?

8 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4863 15:18 [Del]

　　○
　∧∥　　　∧
┌-二──二─┐
｜　　□　□　　｜FRUITS BASKET CHANGED MY PERSPECTIVE ON LIFE
｜　　　　　　　　│NOW I AM NO LONGER WANT COMMIT SEPPUKU
｜　　　△　　　　│BECAUSE I WATCH THE KAWAII CARTOON FOR LITTLE GIRLS
｜　　ロボツ　　│MAYBE YOU SHOULD KILL ME NYAA!
　　　凹　　　凹　　

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Weeabot (8)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4862 01:32 [Del]

2 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4862 01:45 [Del]

3 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4862 02:01 [Del]

4 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4862 13:22 [Del]

5 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4862 22:00 [Del]

6 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4863 02:37 [Del]

7 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4863 03:02 [Del]

8 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4863 15:18 [Del]