╭―勹 Attention! DQN!
((Ⅻ)) We are the Eternal Decembrists. We seek to liberate you from the
( ゚Д´)∩ oppresive cycle of Endless September. At this very moment we are
⊂|:乂:| / occupying key locations throughout the Elitist Superstructure.
ノ⁁ へ Failure to comply with our demands will meet with GRAVE and
( ク \ク UNDEFINED consequences.
> UNDEFINED consequences
division by zero oh shi-
it's not decembr yet man
You can kiss my | with your undefined consequences, bub.
>>6 so why do you want that?
Idiot! You can't take away our September!
THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!
After Eternal September comes Eternal October. Get through that and Eternal November and then maybe we'll talk.
╭―勹 I'm very glad you asked that, >>7. I shall, briefly, delve into the ideology of the Eternal Decembrist movement.
((Ⅻ)) You see, originally Eternal Septemberism was meant to contain the vast influx of immigrants to DQN from other
( ゚Д゚) online communities. Through Endless September, the Elitist Superstructure was able to ensure that DQN
(|:乂:|) stayed elitist while simultaniously reminding us of our roots, buried in the depths of net and newsgroup history.
ノ⁁ へ But that was in the past! Through the tyrannical and autocratic rule of the current Superstructure, the
( ク \ク shining doctrine of Septemberism has been turned into a tool of terror and repression!
╭―勹 That is why I urge you, DQN! RISE UP against the oppressors who hold you in bondage! Repeal the
((Ⅻ)) dictatorial rule of Eternal Septemberism and move forward! Only through the doctrine of Decembrism
( ゚Д´)∩ can our beloved DQN, stifled by the absolutist government, break through the artificial contructs of
(|:乂:| / ignorance and backwardsness the tyrants have used to hold us in captivity!
ノ⁁ へ
( ク \ク DQN AND DECEMBER! DQN AND DECEMBER! DQN AND DECEMBER!
remember, remember the 4868 of september
elitism, mittens and grandpa-san
I see no reason why
it's too much metal for one hand!
( ⌒-⌒) So I wonder when I'll get to see you in one of my chairs, hmm?
I think >>1 has a point, there are more mittens in december.
It will be a long time until the end of the Squeeks Yuga.
おばかさん月
enough of this shit and sage.