ETERNAL DECEMBRISM (20)

1 Name: ETERNAL DECEMBRIST : 1993-09-4867 08:51

　　　　╭―勹　　　Attention! DQN!
　　　　（(Ⅻ)）　　　We are the Eternal Decembrists. We seek to liberate you from the
　　　　( ﾟД´)∩　　oppresive cycle of Endless September. At this very moment we are
　　 ⊂|：乂：| /　　　occupying key locations throughout the Elitist Superstructure.
　　　 ノ⁁ へ　　　　　Failure to comply with our demands will meet with GRAVE and
　　　( ク　＼ク　　　　UNDEFINED consequences.

2 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4867 09:18

> UNDEFINED consequences

division by zero oh shi-

3 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4867 11:08

it's not decembr yet man

4 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4867 12:04

You can kiss my | with your undefined consequences, bub.

5 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4867 13:43

　　　　-=つ＝つ
　＝⊃　　　　≡⊃ミヽ☆＿∧　∩　　　　　　　　　
　-つ （　　・_⊃）=つ ☆　))⊃)// >>1
　　　=つ　　 つ≡ ☆*☆ｸﾞｸﾞﾙ　/

6 Name: ETERNAL DECEMBRIST : 1993-09-4867 20:44

　　　　╭―勹　　　MODD!5JrU4QOlH6, you fool! You punched out the wrong character!
　　　　（(Ⅻ)）　　　And haven't you heard the old adage, "It takes more than death to kill a Decembrist"?
　　　　( ﾟД´)∩　　　　　　　　　　THESE ARE OUR DEMANDS, LISTEN TO THEM WELL:
　　 ⊂|：乂：| /　　　1. All Dates on the Elitist Superstructure of DQN must be reset to December
　　　 ノ⁁  へ　　　　  2. See 1
　　　( ク　＼ク　　　　　　　　　　　ACQUISCE POSTHASTE OR REAP THE WHIRLWIND.

7 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4867 20:47

>>6 so why do you want that?

8 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4867 21:28

Idiot! You can't take away our September!

THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!

9 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4867 21:32

After Eternal September comes Eternal October. Get through that and Eternal November and then maybe we'll talk.

10 Name: 九月 : 1993-09-4867 22:27

　九月が大好きだよ〜〜〜〜！

　　 ∧∧　 へ-ﾍ　　　　　人　　-‐‐- 、
　　(*ﾟーﾟ)　ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ 　 　（＿_）　　　　　ヽ　
　　　( ﾟ ヮﾟ)　　　　　　　（＿＿） 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ）＿＿
　 ∧＿∧　∧＿∧　　（ ＿＿ ）-‐　−／ ☣　＼
　（　´∀｀）（　・∀・）つ（　・∀・）ゞ　-〔　（◣◎◢）　〕つ　
〜　September - it's too much metal for one hand!　〜

11 Name: ETERNAL DECEMBRIST : 1993-09-4868 01:37

>>10
　　　　╭―勹
　　　　（(Ⅻ)）　　  ／　　METAL?! I'LL SHOW YOU METAL!
　　　　( ﾟД´)  〆　　　　TASTE COLD STEEL, VERMIN!  HAVE AT THEE!
　　 ⊂|：乂：| /
　　　 ノ⁁  へ
　　　( ク　＼ク

12 Name: ETERNAL DECEMBRIST : 1993-09-4868 02:06

　　　　╭―勹　　I'm very glad you asked that, >>7. I shall, briefly, delve into the ideology of the Eternal Decembrist movement.
　　　　（(Ⅻ)）　You see, originally Eternal Septemberism was meant to contain the vast influx of immigrants to DQN from other
　　　　( ﾟДﾟ)　　online communities. Through Endless September, the Elitist Superstructure was able to ensure that DQN
　　　 (|：乂：|)　　stayed elitist while simultaniously reminding us of our roots, buried in the depths of net and newsgroup history.
　　　 ノ⁁ へ　　　But that was in the past! Through the tyrannical and autocratic rule of the current Superstructure, the
　　　( ク　＼ク 　　shining doctrine of Septemberism has been turned into a tool of terror and repression!

　　　　╭―勹　　That is why I urge you, DQN! RISE UP against the oppressors who hold you in bondage! Repeal the
　　　　（(Ⅻ)）　　　dictatorial rule of Eternal Septemberism and move forward! Only through the doctrine of Decembrism
　　　　( ﾟД´)∩　　can our beloved DQN, stifled by the absolutist government, break through the artificial contructs of
　　 　 (|：乂：| /　　　ignorance and backwardsness the tyrants have used to hold us in captivity!
　　　 ノ⁁ へ
　　　( ク　＼ク　　　DQN AND DECEMBER! DQN AND DECEMBER! DQN AND DECEMBER!

13 Name: 九月 : 1993-09-4868 04:56

( - ム-)　＊　Yawn　＊

Sorry, but it's not DQN quality. We don't want our beloved KUGATSU to end. Our world is happy and carefree and fine the way it is and a revolution would only cause pain and suffering and thousands of mitten casualties. Perhaps you should take over /food/ - no one posts anything meaningful there anyway.

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14 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4868 06:27

>>13
more like 長月 am i rite

15 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4868 06:52

remember, remember the 4868 of september
elitism, mittens and grandpa-san
I see no reason why
it's too much metal for one hand!

16 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4868 10:42

( ⌒-⌒) So I wonder when I'll get to see you in one of my chairs, hmm?

17 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4868 13:24

I think >>1 has a point, there are more mittens in december.

18 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4868 15:28

It will be a long time until the end of the Squeeks Yuga.

19 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4868 22:23

>>14
more like 久月 am i rite

(topical japanese puns itt)

20 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4868 22:51

おばかさん月

enough of this shit and sage.

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