I'm a single virgen. Help. (33)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4877 04:59

So, I'm male, 21, virgen and single. For some reason, I just haven't met any girls that want to go out or have sex with me.

I don't know. I think I'm an interesting guy. I like anime, manga, j-pop, samurai films, the japanese language, kabuki, bento boxes. Oh, and music!

I beleive in sex after marriage, and I don't like girls at bars and clubs and stuff, they're usually too slutty. And online dating is just crap.

There were a few interesting girls in some of my classes and at anime conventions, but I'm not the type to hit on girls. They didn't seem interested in me anyway.

Anyone know how I can get girls interested in me? Help pls.

2 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4877 05:37

troll detector is going off.

3 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4877 05:45

>>1
Definitely the first thing I would do in your situation is post about it on DQN.

4 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4877 05:52

>>3 didn't sage so >>3 is actually >>1

5 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4877 06:08

The first step for you, >>1, is getting married. I suggest a nice Russian, although I hear girls from Taiwan are gaining popularity these days.

6 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4877 06:23

Did someone say Russian Women!!

http://russianwomen.wordpress.com/

7 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4877 11:11

But I don't like Russian women. They suck.

I have a Spainard fetish! I love thier hair.

8 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4877 11:58

Get thee hence to Spainardia then.

9 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4877 12:14

The Elitist Superstructure can't handle Spanitards.

10 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4877 13:22

>>1 have you ever considered going gay? There's plenty of guys just like you!

11 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4877 14:47

Buenos tardes mi amigos. Yo soy de Espandar, soy una Espandardia. Estoy buscando por un hombre guapo, y tambien virgen. Hay algunos hombres como si aqui en DQN?

Muchas gracias,

  • Una chica buena.

12 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4877 20:16

>>11
Soy el hueso de mi espada.
Mi cuerpo es de acero, y mi sangre es de fuego.
He creado más de mil espadas.
Desconocido por la muerte.
Ni conocido por la vida.
He resistido el dolor para crear muchas armas.
Pero estas manos nunca agarrarán nada.
Así que mientras ruego,

"Creación de Armas Ilimitadas"

  • If you know what I mean.

13 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4878 18:55

>>1

WUT'S A VIRGEN? WWWWWWWWWWW

14 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4878 19:05

So, I'm not a male, 21, virgon and not single. For some reason, I just have met many virgons that want to go out or have tex-mex with me.

I know. I dont think I'm an interesting virgon. I do not like anime, manga, j-pop, samurai films, the japanese language, kabuki, bento boxes. Oh, and music!

I dont beleive in tex-mex after sausage, and I like virgons at bars and clubs and stuff, they're usually too cute. And online dating is just awesome.

There were many interesting virgons in some of my classes and at anime conventions, but I'm the type to hit on virgons. They seem interested in me.

Anyone know how I cant get virgons interested in me? Help pls.

15 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4878 19:06

>>14
Look to an astrologer to see if the stars are aligned for 2 Virgons to meet at their local Taco Bell.

16 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4878 19:27

So how do I say "IT'S TOO MUCH METAL FOR ONE HAND!" in Spanish?

17 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4878 20:51

>>16 is 4chan down or something?

18 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 10:14

el oh el

19 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 18:15

>>17 no, I'm pretty sure it's gdemasiado metal para una manoh or close to it.

20 Name: 17 : 1993-09-4879 18:17

>>19
I don't care.

21 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 00:05

>>20
I do

22 Name: fart man : 1993-09-4881 11:32

[I think I'm an interesting guy]
u arent an interesting, and thats why u r finding it terribly difficult to get a girlfriend. who wants a guy that loves anime??

23 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 11:41

>>22

No one fucking asked for your opinion, you sick motherfucker. Even if it's true. Even if it's very true.

24 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 15:04

i'm 19 and im a virgin. i've never went out with a girl. what the problem ?

25 Name: fart man : 1993-09-4882 10:21

>>23
[No one fucking asked for your opinion]

no they didnt. but they never told me to stop posting either.

>>24
because ur cock is too small

26 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 13:36

>>25
stop posting

27 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 03:26

Damnit fart man, the reason girls don't want you is because you smell bad.

light some matches, and/or buy Beano.

28 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 03:39

As a woman, I must say you are an extremely dull person OP.
Women don't want men that suck Japan's cock.

29 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 03:49

>>28
A white person needs a microscope to suck Japan's cock. We aren't used to such dingy dongs.

30 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 09:47

>>29

how the fuck do you use a microscope to suck a cock?

31 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 12:13

being a slut she is, >>29, would know.

32 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 01:50

>>31
There are no guarantees that the poster is female.

33 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 02:07

being the cum repository that he is, >>32 would know.

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