( ゚ エ゚) My new site. (34)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 00:34

( ゚ エ゚) Okay so this "thread" as you call it is my site!

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( ゚ エ゚) My name is GRRRRRARRRRRGHHH, or in english Tom.
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(゚エ ゚ ) I'll add more content later, as for now I must poop.

( ゚ エ゚) Oh! one last thing you may add content too! My site is open too all kind of things!

(゚エ ゚ ) Alright, now I must poo.

2 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 00:55

could you poop here, please?

3 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 01:06

( ゚ エ゚) alright! I live to serve

( ゚ エ゚) ....

( > エ<) ...............

( ゚ エ゚) well it looks as though I am empty, but I can post a picture of my most recent poo!

           ゙ミ;;;;;,_
            ミ;;;;;;;;、;:..,,.,,,,,
            i;i;i;i; '',',;^′..ヽ
            ゙ゞy、、;:..、)  }
             .¨.、,,,、,,r_,ノ′
           /;:;":;.:;";i; '',',;;;_~;;;′.ヽ
          ゙{y、、;:...:,:.:.、;:..:,:.:. ._  、}
          ".¨ー=v ''‐ .:v、,,、,r,ノ′
         /;i;i; '',',;;;_~⌒¨;;;;;;;;ヾ.ミ゙´゙^′..ヽ
         ゙{y、、;:...:,:.:.、;:..:,:.:. ._  .、)  、}
         ".¨ー=v ''‐ .:v、冫_._ .、,,,、,,r_,ノ′
        /i;i; '',',;;;_~υ⌒¨;;;;;;;;ヾ.ミ゙´゙^′.ソ.ヽ
        ゙{y、、;:..ゞ.:,:.:.、;:.ミ.:,:.:. ._υ゚o,,'.、)  、}
        ヾ,,..;::;;;::,;,::;):;:;:; .:v、冫_._ .、,,,、,,r_,ノ′
       /:::::::::: ,,,,;;:::::::::::::::             ヽ
      /:::::::::  "__  ::::    ,,::::::::::::,,,,  |  
     /:::::::::  - '"-ゞ,●> :::::.      __ ''  |
    /::::::::           ::::::    <'●,  |
    |::::::           ( ○ ,:○)       |
    |:::::::                           |
    |::::::         __,-'ニニニヽ       |
     \::::::         ヾニ二ン"       ,/
      \:::::                   /ヽ ミ 3
       \                  /(  |
       /:::::::                l    ヽ
       /;:::::::                 \   \
      /::::::   ,,_/\                |
      |:::::::  ~      |          ゝ___ノ
      ヽ、____ノヽ'

( ゚ エ゚) the thing it is resting upon, is my toliet.

4 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 04:20

( ゚ エ゚) Okay, I'm trying to add a links section. But I always get the message "Spammers are not welcome here." I guess I'll just poop some more.

5 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 04:40

this thread has nothing in it but shit!

6 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 20:53

( ゚ エ゚) Of course! what else do bears do? Also this is my SITE not a THREAD!

7 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 21:10

Fucking swote!

8 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 21:15

ME ADD PRON!!111

9 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 21:21

poooooooooooooop

10 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 23:22

I brought you a pic-a-nic basket from Marty's, Tom. You bears all like pic-a-nic baskets, right?

11 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 01:56

( ゚ エ゚) uhh not really, I do enjoy a good human head though!

12 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 03:13

I thought you were a dog.

13 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 16:04

Aren't bears only supposed to poop in the woods?

14 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 16:06

>>13 He's a catholic so it's different.

15 Name: sage : 1993-09-4881 21:59

I thought only the Pope pooped in the woods, and he has a problem with shit sticking to his mitre.

16 Name: sage : 1993-09-4881 22:00

I thought only the Pope pooped in the woods, and he has a problem with poop sticking to his mitre.

17 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 22:27

( ゚ エ゚) I added a new game to my website. The goal is to spot the difference between similar posts. Let's start with >>15 and >>16.

18 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 23:40

ミ*´ー`ミ >>16 is censored, poop instead of shit, nya. We're trained for events like this.

19 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 19:54

>>16 was also posted a few seconds after >>15.

20 Name: 19 : 1993-09-4882 19:54

And by 'a few', I meant 1.

21 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 20:12

Because 4-ch uses non monospace fonts, 16 is a few pixels longer than 15. Also, 16 is funnier. No, it's not subjective.

More fun games, Tom!

22 Name: 19 : 1993-09-4882 20:13

And by 'seconds' I meant' minute'.

Or maybe by that, it really was 'a few seconds'.

I give up.

23 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 21:47

sage

24 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 22:28

( ゚ エ゚) Here's a new one, "Spot the Duplicate Poster", this time you find someone who posted on my site at least twice.

25 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 22:53

>>17 and >>24 are obviously the persons you seek.

26 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 23:01

>>19, >>20 and >>22

of course

(disregard them they suck cocks!)

27 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4883 02:02

( ゚ エ゚) I think it's about time I add more content

(゚エ ゚ ) Okay! I'll be right back

( ゚ エ゚) It looks as though my toliet has already been flushed, time to orz

( ゚ エ゚) hmm maybe I'll add a little music thing in the corner like a myspace, those are popular!

___________________________________________________________
| |>         you are listening to    |
|         Tom the bear - taking a poop |
|_________________________________________________|

28 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4883 03:21

( ゚ エ゚) Tom The Bear's site.
"Poop jokes are funny!"

29 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4883 15:25

( ゚ エ゚) I just learned a little bit about HTML. It's actually very fun!

30 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4883 15:26

( ゚ エ゚) <blink><marquee>Just watch this!</marquee></blink>

31 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4884 04:19

I don't see shit, captain bear.

32 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 03:28

well, I suppose the pop could poop in the woods, because he could fit 5 or 6 large rolls of TP in his conehead.

33 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 23:22

you have to update your site if you want people to visit it.

34 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 23:26

( ゚ エ゚) Face it, my site sucks so I am renting out the domain to any viagra-type pill company.

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