[Planning] What To Do When Terrible Threads Are Posted [Let's Plan] (9)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 03:36

What's the best way to deal with terrible posts, bearing in mind that it's impossible to prevent people from replying, and very unlikely that every post will be a sage.

My idea is that we should use the terrible threads to discuss Manichean philosophy. Its dualist ideology would be the perfect response to the evilness of terrible threads.

( ß ƒŽß) We could also bury them in mittens!

2 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 03:43

This is what we need to do:

Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. Even though it's not really related to this thread. I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya? Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in. Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it. Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots. You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool. It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud. There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice. "Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch. You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats. Yoshinoya should be a bloody place. That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place. Women and children should screw off and stay home. Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce." Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron? I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?" I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour. Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"? Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion. That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating. Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key. And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable. However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword. I can't recommend it to amateurs. What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.

3 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 15:13

>>2 we already have a thread for that.

Also, it's okay to want extra sauce.

4 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 15:24

R(L[M)ƒm It's ok to want extra sauce.

5 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 16:06

( ß ƒŽß) It's ok to want extra sauce!

6 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 23:55

I say we talk about how we all want a kawaii bento box of 2 kotoba.

7 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 12:49

We should have internet tea parties. sips tea Obviously.

8 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 19:03

>>7

Oh wow, this is an awesome idea. Perfect way to recycle spammy immature threads.

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9 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 20:35

This thread has convinced me to go and get some green tea and drink it while I study these accursed kanji.

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(tea)

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