[Catastrophy] Emergency [Gay magic] (89)

1 Name: Gay magician : 1993-09-4943 00:49

It has just come to my attention that DQN is no longer anywhere near the top hits for "gay magic" on Google!

This cannot stand!

We need to start promoting gay magic in any way we can and regain our rightful place in the order or things!

2 Name: Cristopher Lowell : 1993-09-4943 02:07

FABULOUS!

3 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 02:14

I prefer sad magic.

4 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 03:30

ITT Fags

5 Name: Gay magician : 1993-09-4943 17:54

I am using my GAY MAGIC to move this thread to the top of the page!

6 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 18:05

If you're going to back a catchphrase, back a funny one.

7 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 18:08

It's not a catchphrase, it's IMPORTANT!

8 Name: Homosexual sorceror : 1993-09-4943 20:34

My GAY MAGIC is so strong, heterosexuals within seven miles turn fag!

9 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 20:48

Oh my god, will you look at my gay magic mana bar, its running low

10 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 22:06

>>9
I tap two Gay Magicians to increase your magic!

11 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 22:14

>>9

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

12 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 23:13

The problem with magic is that once you understand the stuff that makes it work, it isn't magic anymore.

That may mean then when somebody finally understands gay magic, it becomes the most blatantly heterosexual thing in the universe.

13 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 23:48

GAY MAGIC GET!

14 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4944 00:44

HOMOSEXUAL WARLOCKERY

15 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4944 00:49

Try releasing emergency mittens.

16 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4944 01:05

Releasing emergency fabulous mittens due to gay magic.

17 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 21:28

Gay magic has moved up. Keep up the good work.

18 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 19:23

I prefer heterosexual magic to gay magic.

19 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 19:46

if u removed the meat from a penis and just left the skin, would it look like a condom? because thats what it looks like in my book of fun GAY MAGIC spells.

20 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 22:19

Is this GAY MAGIC quality? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROHfea8z7O0&mode=related&search=

21 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4947 03:25

We are on the first page again, second when searched with quotes! The gay magic is working!

22 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4947 04:24

　 _ 　∩
(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡　LET'S DO IT IN THE BUTT! IN THE BUTT!!
　⊂彡

23 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 04:26

How come republicans seem to have more gay magic than DQN? Unpassable!

24 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 04:30

Gay magic always defeats christian magic

25 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 05:22

　 _ 　∩
(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡　LET'S DO IT IN THE BUTT! IN THE BUTT!!
　⊂彡

26 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 08:01

>>24

>Gay magic always defeats christian magic

Not true! It is a well-known fact that christian magic is in fact the same thing as gay magic!

27 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 15:20

I don't know, Council of Gay Magic, but I think we're all out of gay mana.

28 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 23:52

I told you guys to just buckle down and buy your vaseline rather than wasting precious mana on Twinkstein's Glorious Lubrication. But would you listen? No!

29 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 00:03

GAY MAGIC!

30 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 01:50

Our gay magic has allowed us to penetrate all the way to second place on Google! Just a little bit more, and we will achieve the climax!

31 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 01:50

PS: We are also on the first page for a search without quotes!

Long live gay magic!

32 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 01:59

you need additional plugins to view the gay magic on this page

33 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 15:00

Go go Gay Magic!

34 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4952 18:57

Hard Gay Magic FOOOOOOOOOO

35 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 13:32

Gay magic is fickle, and requires constant attention to keep it going!

Do your part for gay magic today!

36 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 15:11

No. It's stupid shit and I'm tired of seeing it all over DQN.

37 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 16:27

The power of gay magic compels you!

38 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4955 01:14

http://www.saulat.com/gayspell.htm

39 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4955 01:43

GAY MAGIC GAY MAGIC GAY MAGIC

40 Name: just a gay : 1993-09-4957 02:43

Does having gay magic mean that I can get a half-caff triple mocha raspberry latte with whip cream dollop from Starbucks without having to leave my luxurious East Village condo and the bear that I hang out with?

That would be FABULOUS beyond any Broadway musical ever created!

41 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 06:58

Keep the gay magic movement alive!

42 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 09:02

you need different sites to link to this thread if you want to have gay magic high in ranking.

43 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 10:14

I CAST YAMAJUN MISSLE

44 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 15:41

This is not enough Gay Magics.

45 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4960 11:16

>>40
Half-caff? Oh my god! That's preternaturally gay. No magic here, no sirree, this is homosexuality from Beyond the Threshold.

46 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4960 19:00

My nipples are hard.

Is this the cause of GAY MAGIC?

47 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4961 21:51

The power of gay magic is too much arcane for one book.

48 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4961 22:37

Thread is sexist. Lesbian witchcraft needs more attention !

49 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 01:38

>>48

Girls, girls, girls!!

50 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 21:28

uho! ii onnanoko!

51 Name: Bull Dyke : 1993-09-4962 23:17

>>48
Yo, my fem-mullet is not staying put. Does Lesbian Witchcraft summon somebody with a jar of axle grease, so I don't have to buy some at the truck stop, or the Wal Mart?

That would be very cool.

52 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 20:40

Gay magic does not have level requirements, but most gay spells are only available to people who are skilled enough. Still any commoner can get straight into it with the right gear.

It is rumored that Code Gay Ass is the secret leading to the legendary ultimate gay summon. Lelouch, give me the power of all the transformations !

53 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 22:32

Does HAADO GEI have much magic?

54 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 23:01

More importantly, does Rick Santorum have much magic?

55 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4964 00:46

Santorum is the embodyment of gay magic.

56 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4964 10:25

I have been practicing Gay Magic since the day my father gave birth to me. I hope to one day become good enough to get into the Order of the Brown Ring.

57 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4964 10:32

Whoa, Disney is beating us in the Gay Magic. No pants indeed.

58 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4964 15:06

>>58, yeah, how can we compare to Fantasia, a movie completely about Gay Magic?

59 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4964 15:08

Disney is pure GAY MAGIC. But our GAY MAGIC powers can defeat them! Forces of DQN GAY MAGIC, gather and together we shall overcome disneys evil forces!

60 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 13:27

Disney is false GAY MAGIC. Though the "uncles and nephews" thing does sound rather... exotic.

61 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4968 12:41

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62 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 17:48

Third place. What the gay is going on ?! Serious action must be taken and a guide is a best alternative when carrying out and it is w.

We forgot to mention in this thread that gay magic needs a special supply of mana to be cast. Ordinary mana will not work and will cause the caster to be poisoned, stunned, confused, etc.

You need to fill your third gay mana bar (only hidden if you are a closet faggot - honest homosexuals can see it, and proud homosexuals get to see a special flashing rainbow-color-alternating bar), which can only be replenished using gay fuel cans.

Light gay fuel cans are shipped worldwide and are available at the reasonable price of 125 homo coins each. However, this is not enough mana for some spells - you will need heavy gay fuel instead.

Heavy gay fuel cans can only be crafted from raw materials (including soccer balls, drugs, flowers, boys' love and random Final Fantasy / Guilty Gear fanfics) by gay archmages, who get the craftsmanship skill as a reward for acing the wizard class. Either buy some from gay archmages or craft them yourself, if you are this gay !

Drinking gay fuel for 40 hours straight* will make your head spin - accelerating your gay mana regeneration rate - and 2 extra hours (totaling 42) will enable you to answer everything about the gay with 100% accuracy as long as you keep drinking.

* not a pun nor a nickname copyright infringement, it is a guarantee

63 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 20:18

Is it true that eating rainbow trouts boosts gay magic abilities as well as overall intelligence ?

64 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 20:46

( ・-・) WAKE UP GAY MAGIC THREAD YOU NEED TO TAKE YOUR PILLS
( ・-・) FIRE PANTS GIB BLSIG WHATEVER

( ・-・) ...

( ・-・) ... fags.

65 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 21:06

I find gay magic to be efficient, durable and extremely addictive.

66 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 00:03

I enjoy dispelling spam by bumping gay magic.

67 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 17:03

　 ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

　|LESBIAN MAGIC TOO!!!!!

　 ＼＿　　＿＿＿＿

　　　　　∨

　 .'⌒⌒丶

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　ヽゝﾟ ‐ﾟν　　　　　　　　(　´∀｀）∵‥プシュ

━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞（　　=======∵‥

　 /＿＿__ゝ　　　　　　　｜ ｜　|　∵‥

　（＿）　＿）　　　　　　　（_＿）＿）

68 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 17:05

　 ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
|LESBIAN MAGIC TOO!!!!!
＼＿　　＿＿＿＿

 ∨

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ヽゝﾟ ‐ﾟν　　　　　　　　(　´∀｀）∵‥プシュ
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞（　　=======∵‥
/＿＿__ゝ　　　　　　　｜ ｜　|　∵‥

（＿）　＿）　　　　　　　（_＿）＿）

69 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 18:30

Lesbian magic must be just Wicca.
Gay magic is.

70 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 00:00

TOO MUCH GAY MAGIC FOR ONE DARKROOM

71 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 01:52

>>62

When you mention Gay Fuel, the song "Tarzan Boy" by Baltimora must be played, otherwise YTMND will kill you in your sleep.

72 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-4975 11:15

>>71 OHEOOO HEOOO HEOOO OOHHHOOOOO

73 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 22:54

42 hours of gay fuel ought to reveal Life, The Universe, and Everything.

74 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 15:00

>>71, YTMND is not Gay Magic, it is just simply gay.

75 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-4977 02:56

I had sex with a man.

BUT IM NOT GAY.

76 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4977 03:21

( ^ิ*＾ิ) GAY MAGIC

77 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4977 06:11

>>73
But if you stop drinking, the fog of war gets turned back on and a very ugly hetero flash makes you forget everything you didn't already know.

The practice of gay magic with insufficient gay magery may (with a low chance) result in permanent and irreversible change to heterosexuality. As a side effect, you will lose the ability to wear (or even release) mittens forever, even though these are not known to have any connections with the gay arcanes (it is still left for us to prove it, but we don't really care). This, of course, includes the legendary emergency artifact.

However, it is rumored that gay magery is very easy to level once you have mastered its basics, so you shouldn't really worry about getting turned into some classless, infamous heterosexual scum.

78 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 03:32

My wand is extremely hard.

79 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 05:44

My gay arcanes are so advanced they don't even fit in a spellbook !

80 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 22:28

ゲイ魔法がたりません
sien

81 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 22:38

GAY MANA OVERLOAD !
Leave the ship ! Men and boys first !

82 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 03:57

All my spells' material components are some combination of one meat and two veg.

83 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5159 07:10

GAY MAGIC!

84 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5159 12:11

Are gay magic and Christian magic in any way related?

85 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5159 12:54

Christian magic is by nature rather gay. What with the catholic bishops and all.

86 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5163 21:05 

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87 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5163 21:43

http://www.newsweek.com/id/50787

Professor Albus Dumbledore finally had his coming-out.

This is a glorious day for Gay Magic.

88 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5164 01:43

My fellow Gay Magician Pandas! The situation is dire, all of the Gay Magic that our shafts of hardwood have spewed has simply been diluted into an insignificant PPM of Gay Magic, much like a thimble of Milk in a gallon of tea!

Quickly, my Rectal-Raiding Anal-Astronauts, we must gather underneath the rainbow flag of victory and channel all of our Gay Magic to release the Emergency Mittens!
Only the power of Mittens can protect our sleek long Ironwood shafts of Gay Magic from the vicious pounding and beating that we're forced to put them through as we flip through the vast tomes of homoerotic arcana in our pursuits of the most powerful Gay Magic the Elitist Superstructure has ever known!

89 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5164 02:45

Gay magic killed Snape. Pass it on.

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