[Wisdom] Master! Teach me onegai! (9)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4960 01:03

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        (`ハ´ ) < Master! Teach me onegai!
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There was a frog that lived in a shallow well.

" Look how well off I am here ! " he told a big turtle from the Eastern Ocean. " I can hop along the coping of the well when I go out, and rest by a crevice in the bricks on my return. I can wallow to my heart's content with only my head above water, or stroll ankle deep through soft mud. No crabs or tadpoles can compare with me. I am master of the water and lord of this shallow well, What more can a fellow ask ? Why don't you come here more often to have a good time ? "

Before the turtle from the Eastern Ocean could get his left foot into the well, however, he caught his right calw on something. So he halted and stepped back then began to describe the ocean to the frog.

" It's more than a thousand miles across and more than ten thousand feet deep. In ancient times there were floods nine years out of ten yet the water in the ocean never increased.

And later there were droughts seven years out of eight yet the water in the ocean never grew less. It has remained quite constant throughtout the ages. That is why I like to live in the Eastern Ocean. "

So the turtle returned to the Eastern Ocean. One day while swimming he noticed a large shadow on the sea floor. A net quickly surrounded him and before he knew it he was thrown onto the deck of a boat. Several men quickly cut him up and devoured him.

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        (`ハ´ ) < Do you understand now?
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2 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4960 01:39

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3 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4960 02:20

It carries out and is w.

4 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4960 02:27

Hi. I'm a NEWDQN user. You know, one of those guys that have been bringing "ruin" upon DQN. But that's just because of your stodgy old nostalgia. Forget about the past. NEWDQN is now. It is here. It will not go away. You cannot bring it back with these old friends. And now, I will proceed to foil your plan with my hilariously new clever catchphrases!

Too much metal for one hand is over 9000!!!!! because of gay magic and gibbelsig; a nigger is fine too.

5 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4960 03:27

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        (`ハ´ ) < Master! I heard that shoes are important in Chinese Philosophy. Is this true? Teach me onegai!
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In the past there lived a foolish man in a small kingdom called Zheng. One day he wanted to buy himself a pair of new shoes. He measured his feet with a ruler first and wrote down his size. But he was in such a hurry to set out that he left it at home.

When he arrived at a shoe shop, he felt in the pocket only to find that it was not there. So he said apologetically, 'I have left the measurement at home and don't know the size. I'll fetch it in one minute.' With these words he hurried off as fast as his legs could carry him.

He ran back home, found it and then to the shop again. But still it took him quite a while and the shop was already closed then. He had gone to all this trouble for nothing and did not get his shoes.

Then someone asked him, 'Did you buy the shoes for yourself or someone else?' 'For myself, of course.' he answered. 'Then why don't you try the shoes on by yourself?' The foolish man responded, "Jesus fucking christ do you think I am an idiot or something? The shoes are custom-made they didn't have any in the store to try on. Asshole."
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        (`ハ´ ) < You see shoes have a lot to do with philosophy.
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6 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 01:42

If the east sea never shrinks or grows from drought and flood on land, where does the water go when the polar ice melts?

7 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4964 17:15

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        (`ハ´ ) < Into corea of course.
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8 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4964 22:03

Master, why does your face look like it was punched in by an iron fist?

9 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4964 22:28

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        (`ハ´ ) < Sometimes wisdom comes with a price.
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