ITT we molest the poster above us (35)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 05:30

Well, what are you waiting for? These cheeks ain't gonna pinch themselves.

29 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4990 03:08

I ambush >>28 as he intrudes on my tribal territory, then murder and emasculate him with my backup scouts. I bring his head back to my clan mates where they make a stew out of it.

Then I do the same thing to >>30.

30 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4990 08:47

>>29 is doing it wrong, so I thought I'd teach him a lesson he won't soon forget. I read the tribe's movements by silently observing their patrol patterns and noting their daily movements. I soon attacked >>29 when he was all alone. I tied him up, dragged him to my basement, and played with his balls for hours while teaching him proper DQN etiquette trough the use of my penis.

31 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4990 09:09

>>30 neglected to mention how I lovingly nibbled on his ear while simultaneously hitting his bare buttocks with a whip, forcing him to do said things to >>29.

32 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5003 20:56

I watched >>29-31 engage in their perversions, with lustful eyes, and recorded the sinful acts for uploading to LimeWire.

33 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5126 15:35

(´^ิω＾ิ)

34 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5126 17:03

>>33 decapitate.

35 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5127 06:41

I grope at >>34's gall bladder while discreetly hidden in a shoddily-built Dalek costume made of cardboard and blue marker.

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