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(EΝE) Can I have some posts?
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i @§-]@|! i @ It seems you're already helping yourself,
_R .U@- Ιm like the fat slob you most certainly are.
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i @§-]@|! i @Sorry, just sold the last one for today.
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(EΝE) Fuck it; let's see what you do have back there...
(EΝE) Ok, here's the pantry, let's look inside...
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not even for our love?
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( E-E) ...
( E-E) Come to think of it, maybe love isn't all you need.
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i @§-]@|! i @ It turns out they didn't have any restricting orders.
_R .U@- Ιm@@How ironic.
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i @§-]@|! i @ Actually, that isn't ironic.
_R .U@- Ιm@@But I'm not entirely human,
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How much do I owe you for that GET?
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i @§-]@|! i @ Sorry, we don't accept invisible money here.
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What? My money's not good enough for you? I don't think soulless puppets have any room to discriminate against the color of someone's skin, or in my case, the lack thereof. I am so calling my lawyer. And you can be sure the NAACP will hear about this!
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i @§-]@|! i @ Did somebody say something?
_R .U@- Ιm @ Hm, must have been the wind.
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i @§-]@|! i @ Aaaah~@@@σ@@@@τ@@σ
_R .U@ Ιm @ Finally, peace!, a chance to listen to birds singing
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==@@ TEH REI'S DINNOR@ @==
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==@@ TEH REI'S DINNOR@ @==
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i@LΝMjCould I have a 'Dinnor', with a side of 'Teh'?
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i@pΝpj < Can I get an £?
>>13
It isn't all that ironic. Plumber meant "worker of lead" yet the use of lead in water pipes was banned years ago.
At least when cars shed mechanical stuff for electronics, "mechanics" became "technicians."
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( E-E) Or an exorcist? You have a serious disembodied voice problem here.
( E-E) Unless you're using illegal disembodied labor, in which case....
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(EΝE) I'd like some JISAKU JIEN please!
(EΝE) That's a great idea!
(EΝE) I'll have what they're having.
(EΝE) I hear JISAKU JIEN helps prevent breast cancer and is a source of vitamin D!
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(EΝE) What are you talking about? We're four people!
(EΝE) My name is Ted. I'm a construction worker!
(EΝE) I'm Murray. I'm a psychoanalyst!
(EΝE) Bill's my name, pro cycling's my game! I also play a mean trumpet.
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(EΝE) No musicians? Are you sure you don't have any in the freezer? I could really go for creamed violinist on toast.
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I changed my mind. How about a piece of that mystery pianist of London?
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i @§-]@|! i @ Sorry, we don't serve tiny penis here.
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(EΝE) I'll have a large, then.
I'll take two circumcisions while at it.
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i @§-]@|! i @ That will be two Cockmongler specials then.
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i @§-]@|! i @ Please head to the next window.
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(EΝE) Yum, dicks!
°(EΝE) Wait! There's no other window!
<RMΝL> I would like Coyang'i
<RMΝL> (or "the Neco" in zapanese funny sound friends! kekek)
<RMΝL> With the side of gimchi and aporogy juice.
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REACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITH, BELIEVER!
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i @§-]@|! i @ That's odd, we just ran out of apology juice.
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<Rt> On the reconsideration, perhaps I have coyang'i some other time.
Can I have a longcat salad?
Hay, could you give us some help here, me and my 299 man seem to have lost our way... we are searching for a path to Hell's Restaurant..
Hello, I like your hair style.
Hey, man, SHUT UP.
Dude, Rei. You cannot exorcise yourself!
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i @§-]@|! i We're fresh out of exorcists either way.
_R .U@- Ιm I could have sworn we had a couple in the freezer, though.
@@MMt@iL Wonder where they went.
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HELLO YOUNG LADY, I HEREBY DEMAND A CAT!
Yeah, give me two.
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i @§-]@|! i @ We don't serve cat here.
_R .U@- Ιm@@@Try over at Squeeks' or Marty's.
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Fine. Get me Marty.
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_R .U@- Ιm for disembodied voices.
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I'll sue for discrimination against invisible ugly people.
OK, THIS IS A HOLD-UP! HAND ME YOUR MONEY OR I'LL CUT YOUR HAIR OFF!!
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@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @gimmi my head back
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(EΝE) May I interest you in some meth-addicted Barber insurance? Good for corporeal or disembodied Barbers. Prime rates, one time only!
( ί -ί) Sieg REI
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i @§-]@|! i @ May I interest you in our door?
_R .U@- Ιm@@@One time special only! Take a trip through the magical door,
@@MMt@iL@@@and you'll find yourself in a completely different place!
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(EΝE) Does it come with a combo?
(EΝE)
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(EΝE) Oh, you figuratively mean I should leave...
Ladies first.
Do you have a toilet? My son really needs to go or else I'm afraid he's going to leak in your store..
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( ί -ί) Why do you have to be so mean?
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i @§-]@|! i @ It's in my employment contract.
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(EΝE) And in her benefits package.
WHAT IT'S 5001 D:
(EΝE) So this mysterious voice was you !!
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DQN is BACK
DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK!
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(EΝE) Can I have a DQN?
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i @§-]@|! i @ I'm sorry, we're we were was we used our U's up.
_R .U@- Ιm@@Weirdo.
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
( LΦ`) Gimme something spicy.
( "U) FOOOoooood, glooorious fooooood...
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@@@ /Q/_ /bWow, this stuff is great!
@@@|=η M_ €v¦
@@ |= η@ =:|@||. |@Real food, at last!
@@ |= ί R..:|@||@_QQQ@ QQQQQ..‘
@@@|=ρ@=:| @|| ΈήΒΈήΒ.@@Ι@@ Θ Θ.@|| |@Opening up across the street
@@@~~~~~~~ |@|| @ ==³==@@@@iίDίGj @ from Rei's was a genius move!
@@@ @ @@ b.Θ Θ|PP|ΘQΘi|MΎ@|| _QQQQQQQQQQQQQ
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i @ I embrace competition. It makes the pie bigger.
_R .U@- Ιm@@... I'm all out of pie.
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
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@@@ /Q/_ /bDo you have any pie?
@@@|=η M_ €v¦
@@ |= η@ =:|@||. |@Ooo, pie! Good idea! I want some too!
@@ |= ί R..:|@||@_QQQ@ QQQQQ..‘
@@@|=ρ@=:| @|| ΈήΒΈήΒ.@@Ι@@ Θ Θ.@|| |@Dudes, we got pies that'll make
@@@~~~~~~~ |@|| @ ==³==@@@@iίDίGj @ you pee your pants in joy.
@@@ @ @@ b.Θ Θ|PP|ΘQΘi|MΎ@|| _QQQQQQQQQQQQQ
@@@@ @ ‘¨i@@ j\\i@@@@j@\\½’
@@@@ ‘¨\/@@| \\.i@@ @ j\\\\¨’
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|ζ /@@O@|@O@|@@
|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@@A new challenger has entered the arena!
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==@@@@@@ Marty's@@@@@@ ==
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|ζ /@@O@|@O@|@@I suppose I should make a joke or something,
|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@since that last post of mine was pretty lame.
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==@@@@@@ Marty's@@@@@@ ==
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|ζ /@@O@|@O@|@@A competitor is out.
|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@Hee hee.
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==@@@@@@ Marty's@@@@@@ ==
Hey, man.
Shut up D:
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i @§-]@|! i @ Sorry, we're all out of competitors.
_R .U@- Ιm@@
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
*** THE REI casts "orange juice instrumentality"! ***
*** THE COMPETITION explodes! ***
*** THE REI is victorious! ***
can I have some sex?
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|ζ /@@O@|@O@|@@That's not on our Spring menu.
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==@@@@@@ Marty's@@@@@@ ==
(EΝE) Can I get a spring menu then?
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@@@ /Q/_ /bAw, man! The seats are all sticky!
@@@|=η M_ €v¦
@@ |= η@ =:|@||. |@The whole place smells like orange juice!
@@ |= ί R..:|@||@_QQQ@ QQQQQ..‘
@@@|=ρ@=:| @|| ΈήΒΈήΒ.@@Ι@@ Θ Θ.@|| |@Curse you, Rei!
@@@~~~~~~~ |@|| @ ==³==@@@@iMDLj @ CURSE YOU!!!!
@@@ @ @@ b.Θ Θ|PP|ΘQΘi|MΎ@|| _QQQQQQQQQQQQQ
@@@@ @ ‘¨i@@ j\\i@@@@j@\\½’
@@@@ ‘¨\/@@| \\.i@@ @ j\\\\¨’
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i @§-]@|! i @Oh, get in line.
_R .U@- Ιm@@
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
I'll stand in your line, if you know what I mean.
... You lost me.
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i @It was like a joke.
_R .U@- Ιm@@Only much, much smaller.
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
like, an oke?
iMDLj YOU ARE GOING TO ORDER OR SIT HERE AND MAKE JOKES ALL DAY, HUH? HUH?
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==@@ THE ANGERMAN'S DINER@@ @==
Y'see, diners are like... bicycles, man.
Actually... They're more like... brain damage.
So you're just gonna sit right here and enjoy it!
@ ©__©
@i@ί mίj I'm not really into the whole enjoyment thing.
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i @§-]@|! i @You've come to the right place.
_R .U@- Ιm@@Try the veal.
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
@ ©__©
@i@ί mίj I'm not really into veal.
( ί ί) I'd like a half order of veal, please!
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i @§-]@|! i @I'm sorry, we're all out of that.
_R .U@- Ιm@
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
( ί -ί) ...
( ί -ί) I hate you!
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i @I'm not in this business to make friends,
_R .U@- Ιm@little Suzy Creamcheese.
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
(ŌŌ) But will we ever be absolutely free if we're only in it for the money? Just freak out!
( EΦE) What are you in this buisness for, then? You don't seem to be in it to sell food.
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i @What else can do I do with a degree in Modern Image Board Culture?
_R .U@- Ιm@That's like asking a Liberal Arts major why they serve Coffee.
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
But...this is not an imageboard!!!
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i @The same way a coffee stain isn't art.
_R .U@- Ιm@I like to just claim I'm on the cutting edge of Imageboards, however.
@@MMt@iL@@@I'm Avant garde
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
Speaking of coffee... Could I have a Black Russian, please? They sound oddly nice, and now I have an urge to give them a try.
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i @You're been lurking in English@2ch, haven't you?
_R .U@- Ιm
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
I'm inclined to say the same about you. Now give me my damned drink!
865 wasn't me, though. But I agree with his sentiment.
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιjί
i @§-]@|! i ί We'r- hic fresh.. outta th-hic-at
_R .U@- Ιm
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Give me a.. uh... Zombie, then. That doesn't contain vodka, right?
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^@@@@@Rί ί
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιjί
i @§-]@|! i ί hic fresh outtah tha-hic
_R .U@- Ιm@@Yeh know hic you look besserh hic after a dehrink or three hicί
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
Do you have any booze to make drinks with at all?
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιjί hic~
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
... -_-;;
At least I don't have to clean up your vomit.
@@@@@@ί
@@@Φ-Ν
@@ Π*L°MΠ Do we even have a Liquor license?
@`(,_Ι Aί
^@@@@@@Rί ί
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιjί
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
Probably not. But that won't stop me from asking for drinks.
Hey Rei, sell me your top!
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@+@@@B@@
i @§-]@|! i ί I liked these little degree signs more when they were stars.@+
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
>>154
Only if she sells me her panties! And that security kitten.
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@Fresh out of both.
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
I like where this is going~
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@Hey, eyes on the customers.
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
I'll buy that black tube top from you.
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@I'm sorry, we're all out of black tube tops.
_R .U@- Ιm
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
I'll buy that censor-sign from you..
I'll give you 599 US DOLLARS for that THE REI'S DINER table
I'll purchase you as my slave for 211 denarii and 30 sesterces. I promise you will not be required to engage in sodomy!
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@I'm sorry, what are you two talking about?
_R .U@- Ιm
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==@@ THE REI'S NOODLES@@ @==
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|ζ /@@O@|@O@|@@I'm sorry, but we only accept DQN currency.
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==@@@@@@ Marty's@@@@@@ ==
i@EΝEj Could I have some Puri-puri-puri-puri-puri-Pu-puri-Puri-puri-puri-puri~n
rin~ rin~ Puri-puri-puURI~~N PURI-RI~N!
WHAT? 2 DQN BUCKS?
That's robbery!
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@Them's the breaks, I'm a 2 DQN whore.
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
You're too fat to be worth 2 DQN.
Fatty fatty.
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i @§-]@|! i@I'm sorry, we're all out of censor-signs.
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
Stand up properly! We are no longer wheel-chair bound on the internet!
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i @...kay.
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
We'll never manage to convince you to get naked in here, huh?
(^ Ν ^) I'd like an...ummm...uhhh...
(^ Ν ^) Well, darn. I can't remember what I, like, wanted. So could you, like, get me a, you know, fruit salad, Rei?
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT.
YOU WANT TO SEE FULL FRONTAL NUDITY.
Give me your name tag, now!
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i @I'm sorry, we're all out of names. I'll have to ask you to leave now, Mr...
_R .U@- Ιm@@..Nevermind.
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==@@ THE @ @'S DINER@@ @==
I'll buy an "e".
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i @It looks as though my supply of said typographic symbol is somewhat lacking.
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==@@ TH@ R@I'S DIN@R@@ @==
You used your last e in that "somewhat", didn't you? You bitch!
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i @I'd like to see you be perfect when you're stuck in DQN with no sleep for 2183 posts.
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==@@ THE REI'S DINOR@@ @==
I'll take some infinity symbols.
For my little sister.
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i @§-]@|! i @I'm sorry, we're all out of math symbols.
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==@@ THE REI'S DENARII @==
( ί ί) I would like one sorry with no fries, please.
HAY IS THIS THE GAY'S DINER?!
I request one gay meal please
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i @Sorry, Marty's is across the street.
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==@@ THE RAY'S DINOR@@ @==
((/ f.ㄟ) And I want some coca cola, dark and corrosive, like my soul. Maybe some fries - oh woe is them, poor slaughtered potatos - with some ketchup, red like color enhanced blood.
((/ f_ㄟ) My haircut grew out, what do you think of it? Sort of looks the same as it did before getting it cut shorter.
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i @§-]@|! i @Sorry, we only have Orange soda.
_R .U@- Ιm@@Also, our french fries are 99% synthetic.
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==@@ THE RAY'S DINOR@@ @==
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==@@ THE RAY'S DINOR@@ @==
((/ f.ㄟ) ...
((/ f,ㄟ) ...
((/ f_ㄟ) Ah.
((/ f.ㄟ) Alright. I'll have the Orange soda, please.
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i @Belch
_R .U@- Ιm@@We just ran out. Would you rather have some Teenage Angst?
@@MMt@iL@@ We just had a ton come in about 4 posts back.
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==@@ TEH RAY'S DINOR@@ @==
((/ f.ㄟ) Depends, how idealistic is your Teenage Angst?
So like are you gonna give me my angst or what.
Fine I'll take the 200get
200-GET??
Who in the world orders 200get nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with 200get?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "200get"?
ಠ_ƣ I say, I'll have a Daiquiri Grenadine on the rocks. Half a lemon wedge if you please.
( E-E) Can I have your ice-cubes when you're finished with them?
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i @§|! i
_R .U@- Ιm@@Who said that?
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<RMΝL> kekeke, do you play starcraft nida? great leader says starcraft is good for army, american pig provides good training.
<RMΝL> I take 1 kimchi nida.
( ಠ_ƣ) I think not good sir. Now please, remove yourself from my vicinity or I will be forced to resort to fisticuffs.
( ಠ_ƣ) And to the oriental gentleman with the rather protruding cheeks, wait your turn.
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i @Okay, that's enough.
_R .U@- Ιm@@Everybody out. GO!
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==@@ THE RAY'S DINOR@@ @==
ok, where is the exit?
<RMΝL> Japanese is pig, I knew it. Why kick kimchi costumer out with disrespect?
<RMΝL> I Demand apolojuice.
@@
I can't believe it...
We have ran out of doors!!
( ಠ_ƣ) ...
( ಠ_ƣ) This is an outrage!
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==@@@@@@ Marty's@@@@@@ ==
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|ζ /@@O@|@O@|@@We're all out of cheerios.
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==@@@@@@ Marty's@@@@@@ ==
<RMΝL> Much of my Hyundai Excel is Korean, but carb is Mikuni jap crap and car fails to ignition now.
<RMΝL> Since I cannot leave, I ask for LAN party of Starcraft.
( ಠ_ƣ) I must say, the service at this tavern is atrocious! I am afraid I will be taking my business elsewhere. Good day, madam.
(ಠ_ƣ ) ... Where's the bloody exit!?
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i @§ \ /! i @ Rei does not serve corea nida
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Screw Di Dim Au, I want some BA BOON!
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( ಠ.ಠ) Oh dear, my monocle fell off.
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COOKING STOP!
DINNER MAKING STOP!
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( ಠ_ƣ) Good thing I brought a spare. Now then, stop talking to yourself and bring me my Daiquiri Grenadine.
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( ಠ .ಠ) Oh dear, my monocle fell off. Again.
( . _.) etou....
( ಠ m ಠ) This is not an English word why did you say it
( ಠmƣ) This is madness! I've never lost so many monocles in one day.
( ಠmƣ) Although I must admit, I rather like my new moustache.
Fine, give me a FACE then.
( ಠmƣ)Β ☻ Here's the head of a pygmy warrior native to Burundi, a tiny country in eastern central Africa. I acquired it on a trip to Tanzania, during my stay in Arusha. I was to head an expedition to Mount Kilimanjaro, or "Die Kaiser-Wilhelm-Spitze" as we preferred to call it.
( ಠmƣ) My team and I had just arrived in Arusha, and were to stay one night before heading out. We elected to stay within our hotel for the day, for as we all know the natives of such places as Africa are rather uncivilized and hostile to foreigners.
( ಠmƣ) Where was I... Ah yes. I eventually grew tired of the continuous droning of my colleagues, and opted to risk the danger of the streets. After a bit of walking, I found a rather quaint curio shop on a street corner about five blocks southward of my hotel.
( ಠmƣ) The proprietor of the shop, an elderly man who was missing his left eye, believed the head had some sort of curse placed on it, and, sold it to me for a very reasonable price. Rubbish of course, but showing such unintelligent group of people the errors of their ways is simply too difficult to be worthwhile.
imΟΗAΝΔ¦―ͺΦ(ಠmƣ ) If the pygmy warrior doesn't appeal to your senses, then try this. It's one of my spares. I'm afraid it doesn't quite suit my taste... Especially the hair is not only excessive but unruly. Perhaps you will deem it suitable for your needs nevertheless.
☻ Excellent.
☻ Now, however, I need a cup... of love <3
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☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ I can't let you do that, Rei.
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imΟΗAΝΔ¦ Tonight...
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ I'm gonna have myselllf... a real good time.
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ I feel aliiii-hiii-hiiiive...
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ And the worrrrrllllld... I'll turn it inside out, yeah.
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ And floating around, in ecstacy,
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ So.
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ Don't.
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ Stop.
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ Me.
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ Now.
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ Don't.
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ Stop.
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ Me.
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ 'Cause I'm havin' a good time, havin' a good time!
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ I am a shootin' star leapin' through the sky
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ Like a tiger
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ Defying the laws of gravity.
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ I'm a racing car
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ passing by!
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ Like Lady Godiva!
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ I'm gonna go, go, go,
imΟΗAΝΔ¦There's no stoppin' me!
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ I'm burnin' through the sky, yeah,
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ To hundred degrees - that's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit!
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ I'm trav'ling at the speed of light!
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ I wanna make a supersonic man outta you!
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ Don't stop me now, I'm having such a good time.
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ I'm having a ball!
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ Don't stop me now!
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ If you wanna have a good time, just give me a call!
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ Don't stop me now!
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ ('Cause I'm having a good time)
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ Don't stop me now!
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ (Yes I'm having a good time)
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ I don't want to stop at all!
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ Yeah I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars,
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ On a collision course!
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ I am a satellite!
imΟΗAΝΔ¦I'm out of control,
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ I am a sex machine, ready to reload!
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ Like an atom bomb, about to
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, EXPLOOOODE!
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ I'm burnin' through the sky, yeah!
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ Two hundred degrees, that's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit!
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ I'm trav'ling at the speed of liiiiight...
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ I wanna make a supersonic woman of you!
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ Don't stop me, don't stop me.
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ Don't stop me, hey, hey, hey!
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ Don't stop me, don't stop me.
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ Ooh ooh ooh, I like it!
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ Don't stop me, don't stop me!
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ Have a good time, good time.
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ Don't stop me, don't stop me - ah!
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ Oh yeah!
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ All right!
imΟΗAΝΔ¦Oh, I'm burnin' through the sky, yeah.
imΟΗAΝΔ¦Two hundred degrees, that's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit!
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ I'm trav'ling at the speed of light!
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ I wanna make a supersonic man outta you!
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ Don't stop me now, I'm having such a good time!
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ I'm having a ball!
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ Don't stop me now!
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ If you wanna have a good time, just give me a call!
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ Don't stop me now! ('Cause I'm having a good time - yeah yeah)
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ Don't stop me now! (Yes I'm having a good time)
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ I don't want to stop at aaaaalllllll!
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ La da da da daah...
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ Da da da haaa...
imΟΗAΝΔ¦Ha da da ha ha haaa..
imΟΗAΝΔ¦ Few... Singing for four people is hard. Can I get a glass of water please?
([R) Man, your face's all trippy. Are you a cool enough cat to do some jazz for us in the next number?
☻ Greetings my g☻☻d sire.
☻ W☻uld y☻u like a glass ☻f orange juice instead?
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([R) ..And didn't the rabbit only get a tiny cameo?
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( ಠmƣ) Well then. If nobody will get me my Daiquiri Grenadine, I will be taking my business elsewhere.
|ಠmƣ ) Good day.
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How the bloody hell could he do that when there are no doors?!
OH GOD WHERE'S MY FACE?!
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(EΝEj Awesome story, Darkpa !
( E-E) How come you never look at me like that Rei?
i @nj My special sunglasses should make me immune to tehrei's frosty gaze.
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(@ EΦE) Oh , dear my glasses.
(@ EΦE) | (EΦE@) err, seems like my cover is blown
(@ EΦE) | (EΦE@) I look so good in the mirror.
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(EΦE) May I have a "[clonepa] May I take your order?", Rei?
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(EΦE) Ok. Here you go. That'll be $14.95, please.
(EΦE) ...
(EΦE) ...people actually find this funny enough to make three threads over? I don't see the appeal.
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(EΦE) ... I've suddenly lost my appetite for this thread.
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I'll have that burger, then.
( E-E) I would like to give that burger some head.
(EΦE) My head is spinning
( E-E) I thought you left
(EΦE) Nah, I just slam the door for dramatic effect
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(EΦE) ...Who teh fuck are you?
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@@ @ ( ಠmƣ)@@Egads! I suppose I shall have to settle with water.
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i @§-]@|! i @Gladly! Tapwater, bottled tapwater, carbonized bottled tapwater,
_R .U@- Ιm @burnt to a slagheap plastic bottle that used to hold water,
@@MMt@iL@or some of that fresh rainwater gathered in the dumpster?
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@
(EΝE) I think it's raining out, just give me an empty glass.
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj@ @
i @§-]@|! i @Sorry, the glasses are in the washer.
_R .U@- Ιm @
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@
( ಠmƣ) Come now, surely you have some cheddar?
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i @§-]@|! i @Sir, management reserves the right not to serve people without hats.
_R .U@- Ιm @
@@MMt@iL@
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@
@@@Φ-Ν
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@@ @ ( ಠmƣ)@@Are the glasses out of the wash yet? I would like my Daiquiri Grenadine now, if you please.
@@@Φ-Ν
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@`(,_Ι
@@( ಠmƣ) OH GOD GET IT OFF
(EΝE) DISHWATER! And put it in a dirty glass!
(EΝE) How 'bout a root beer popsicle and an orange julius?
( E-E) What's a Julius?
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i @§-]@|! i @We're all out of that. We do have orange clone-vat liquid though.
_R .U@- Ιm @With extra protein on request.
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i @§-]@|! i @Also cocks.
_R .U@- Ιm @
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@`(,_Ι
@@( ಠmƣ) I MAY RECALL I ASKED YOU TO REMOVE THIS OFF PROMPTLY FROM MY PERSON
(^_^) I love you guys so much! Hugglez!
(^_^) I'd like a hug from you too, Rei.
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i @§-]@|! i @Great, I needed some meat for the burger.
_R .U@- Ιm @
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_R .U@- Ιm @
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==@@REI'S HAPPY MEAL @==
([R) I'd like some Snakes 'N Barrels please.
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_R .U@- Ιm Whatever, just take this thing and get out.@
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@@/__i |£!|@ @ @ @@(^_^) @Noooooooooooo!!
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(EΝE) Wait, Wait? You have burgers??
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i @§-]@|! i @We do, but only when no one is hungry. It's ironic.
_R .U@- Ιm @Just as Security Kitten only climbs on the heads of.
@@MMt@iL@ people who don't like cats. If Dr. Akagi were here, he'd
@ @ / _ΙT@@ hide from her. Irony, see?
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@
([R) It's called hipster irony, maaan. Totally cool.
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i @§-]@|! i @Sorry, you're all out of hip.
_R .U@- Ιm @
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@@ @ ( ಠmƣ) I say, air fishes sure are in large amounts these days, not to say excessive.
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj@ @
i @§-]@|! i @Sorry, we're all out of interest in your fish stories.
_R .U@- Ιm @
@@MMt@iL@
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@
(^_^) Can we have some happy stories instead, then? Mittens only tells happy mittens stories. I want a happy story that doesn't have that.
([R) Right on, dude.
([R) Once upon a time, in a far off land, there lived a--
(EΝE) MANGO! MANGO! MANGO MANGO MANGO! MANGOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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@`(,_Ι@@Now I'm gonna have to claw your face off, nya.
([R) I got another one under.
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i @§-]@|! i @I heard Marty's is having a special, half off
_R .U@- Ιm @ for freaks and weirdos. Deal ends really soon.
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([R) The sign outside says 'free food for freaks'. So pony up, bitch, before I sue you for false advertising!
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([R) Hey. Hey. Hey! Don't even think of trying to serve me used cat litter. Squeeks already tried that one!
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i @§-]@|! i @ This is the last batch of cat litter we have sir.
_R .U@- Ιm @You would be wise to savor it.
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Hey man what I want is like... 999 get!
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i @§-]@|! i @ Because I'm afraid we're already out of that.
_R .U@- Ιm @Still got plenty of 404-get, though. Think about it, 404-get.
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AH! SERVICE!!!!!!
404-GET SEIZED!!
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( ☼ಠ) I messel some Milk-Plus Synthemesc for me and my three droogs, my dobby chelloveck!
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i @§-☼@☼! i @ Slooshy well, my little prestoopnick. We've
_R .U@- Ιm neither kleb nor kartoffel, nor even krovvy for the
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( ☼ಠ) Then come over here, Rei-chan, and get one in the yarbles!
If you've got any yarbles!
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_R .U@- Ιm @Also, I'm a girl, you half-wit. We don't HAVE
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i @§-E@E! i @ We're out of mittens too.
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( ☼ಠ) Appy polly loggies, baboochka! So, you don't shvat pretty polly? I'll just do my kupetting from the sammy moodge with the cally-shlapa, then! Dobbynochy!
( ☼ಠ) Rei and her clones are a tough crowd.
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i @§-]@|! i @Yep. Quit whining about it or you'll have
_R .U@- Ιm @ another shiner to match that one.
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( ☼ಠ) Oooo! And I'm in a mood for a bit of the old ultraviolence, too! Gimme gimme!
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i @§-]@|! i @Sorry. We're all out of ultraviolence.
_R .U@- Ιm @ Unless you want me to step on you with Unit-0.
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( ά-ά) hahahah....
Chance of successful sync ratio: 0.0001%
(-__-) um... I would like some love and encouragement, please.
(-__-) oh....
I think he said his name was "Shinji" or something like that.
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_R .U@- Ιm @the Frankfurter? It's sort of a Burnt Weeny Sandwich.
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(⊺D๏) Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads". I do believe this is a character thread, so I would like to bump it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads".
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i @§-]@|! i @Who ordered the Stupidburger?
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(^_^) I did! Grandpa said it was right up my alley.
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_R .U@- Ιm @Oh god no, it's one of those anime people
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@`(,_Ι Do something Rei!
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`(,_Ι@@@I WILL HAVE TO FINE TO OWNER OF THIS ESTABLISHMENT IF YOU CONTINUE TO LOITER.
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i @§-]@|! i @ Freshen your cup, hon?
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(₯ิ_₯ิ)Α-̾ U Coffee, black. Say, you wouldn't have happened to have had a Martian frequent your establishment, would you?
( E_E) What? What... What exactly would you be "freshening my cup" with? Could this mean.... Could... No. Impossible...
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(₯ิ_₯ิ) In that case, I'd appreciate a clean cup and fresh coffee.
('Ν`) And I'd like some tasty ΚιΫ.
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i @§-]@|! i @Our coffee's went try, we'll have to make a new pot. One moment, hun.
_R .U@- Ιm As for your ΚιΫ, we are legally unable to serve it as
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@ @ / _ΙT Try there.
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( E-E) Grandpa, why haven't I fagged this thread up yet?
( LΦ`) It's not my thread. Fag your brains out.
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@ Π*ಠ_ಠΠ HEALTH INSPECTOR KITTEN IS BACK! Marty, I'm afraid your "ham and poo sammich"
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@ Π*ಠ_ಠΠ THIS IS A HAM AND POO SAMMICH
`(,_Ι it is made from ham and poo
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Who in the world orders extra baharat nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra baharat?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra baharat"?
>>498
Would you say the use of torture in such an interrogation is justifiable?
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a lot of the world. Just an observation.
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take a bribe, as long as it
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We are Happy Americans
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But American Idol is teh r0xorz.
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iL_J`j@Actually, no. I merely thought it would get a chuckle from the older readers.
Do you have any dog bulgogi?
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(T-T) Waaaaaaaaaaaah... im hungri n ray don feed me f00ds. idun wanna gb2/b/.... dey calls me dumestic terrst.
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(T-T) Is that a question? Because I don't think it's a question since it doesn't have a questionmark at the end.
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( Lt˚) Let your fingers dance over my GARish body then.
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==@@ TEH REI'S CAFÉ@@ @@==
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==@@ EL CAFÉ@DE REI@ @@==
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==@ @ EAT AT REIS@ @ @@==
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==@ @ EATA TREIS@ @ @@==
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==@ @ A TREE IS AT@ @ @@==
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==@ @ AREA I TEST@ @ @@==
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== @ @ REI COOL @@ @@==
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(EΝE) So this. . . Being serious, don't you think?, this family restaurant?
( έΝέ) My, my, I seem to be running out of W's, carrying it out.
(EΝE) I want a W, to carry.
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
(EΝE) How about a WacDo?
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( LΦ`) You can never be that sure... because once you let your gaurd down... things happen.
(EΝE) But Grandpa, that was Bunnyhead whose brains got splattered. Would Rei lie to me about the future?
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(EΝE) "aigoh"? Oh I see. Good job beating this Korean spy disguised as me, Rei!
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(EΝE) OMG! It's DaddyCool! Hey... Can I have some?
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(EΝE) Can I have some nurupo?
(L^ิΦOิ)
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj dDDDUUUrrrRRRr MAY I TLAK YUOR ROARDERS?
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==@@ DA DURRRRS DINERD==
( LΦ`) I object.
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( E...E) "Hello, i would like some Pocky Pocky Hentai, please".
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==@@@ REINDEER SHIT@@ @==
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==@@@IS RETIRED HEN@@ @==
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
( L°M) Here is my senator ID, and I'm NOT gay.
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==@@ THE GEI'S DINER@ @ @==
( L°M) Do I get a discount if I say I am?
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==@@ THE GEI'S DINER@ @ @==
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==@@ THE GEI'S DINER@ @ @==
( L°M) But Gei, you have to understand >>620's size in relation to the size of his body.
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( L°M) Hey, I was first. Get behind me.
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==@THE McREI'S TAKE OUT@==
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==@THE McREI'S TAKE OUT@==
( L°M) Actually, I'm a gentleman. You go first.
(E...E) I CAN HAZ DOKKYUN???
i ίoίj OMG! It's Rick Astley! I love that song! NEVA GONNA GIVE U UP, NEVA GONNA SAY GOODBYE!
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i @§-ό-ό! i Have you heard the Les Hooper arrangement of it?
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==@@ NERDS EITHER I@ @ @==
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==@@ JUST STOP IT NOW@ @==
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==@@ HIPSTER PARADISE@ @==
( L°M) Let's not and say we did. So, when can I get my food?
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj@@@I'm sorry, we're all out of that.
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
( LΦ`) Aaaaaaaaand the thread's back on track.
( LΦ`) Number 3 with a diet for here, please.
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
( LΦ`) What? I want everything right NOW!
( LΦ`) ..
( LΦ`) zzzzzzzzzzzz
( LΦ`) !
( LΦ`) Wait, why am I here again?
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
( LΦ`) Oh yeah. You know, the thing I like about eating here is that your food has absolutely no aftertaste.
|Φ` ) Bye.
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
(EΝE) Can I order an ice cream cone?
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==@@ THEIR DENIERS @@ @==
(EAE) Awwwww.
.wwwwwA (EAE)
(EAE) Time to make a sandwich!
(EAE) What the hell? The fridge is empty!
i@@E-E j It wasn't me!
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
i@@@E-E@j I'll have the lot.
I'D LIKE SOME VIP QUALITY EUROBEAT PLEASE, WITH A SIDE OF BAD LOVE AND DISCO BEAT. EXTRA JUMP ALL AROUND.
( ί ί) I'd like to buy a vowel!
(EΝE) Gimme a double sage, on the double!
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
(EΝE) Could you please acknowledge my existence?
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==@@ I'D INSERT HERE@@ @==
(EΝE) Insert here?
(EΝE)ΒO Okay..
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==@@ DINER OF REIS@@ @==
(-Ν) HI GUYS. I HEAR THIS IS A GOOD PLACE TO HANG OUT AND MEET COOL PEOPLE.
(-Ν) SO WHO HERE LIKES EUROBEAT?
(-Ν) BUT EVERYONE LOVES EUROPEANS AND THE CHARMING OLD-COUNTRY WAY WE POST IN ALL CAPS!
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==THE NAME ON THE COUNTER CHANGES A LOT, DOESN'T IT?==
(EΝE) I want the cheapest thing on the menu.
(EΝE) I don't understand your business model.....
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj@I don't have time for a regular modeling gig. My side
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
@i;LDMj@ Can I get a Coke and a bagel?
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
(-Ν) HI. I'M BACK.
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj@Please choke on a bagel.
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
(₯Ν₯) Watching Rebuild of Evangelion reminded me of how ZOMG HOT you are, Rei.
Let's go out sometime.
@i;LDMj Where did you find it? WHERE???
Here (₯Ν₯)Β [Insert nothing here]
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj@I don't date otaku.
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==@@ BETTER LUCK ELSEWHERE, FAG@@ @==
(₯Ν₯) ... but wait, what... what about Gendou?
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==@@ GEEZ, LET IT GO WILL YA?@@ @==
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj@When nobody is looking I imagine furious hate-sex with otaku.
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==@@ WHOOPS GUESS I LET THAT SLIP.@@ @==
(₯Ν₯) Oh well. I like love sex better.
(₯Ν₯) I think.
(-__-) hate-sex is better than no sex at all, I guess.
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(₯_₯) Buuuuuuuuuuuuun?
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== CONVOLUTIONS 'R' REI'S .==
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(₯Ν₯) You always say that when, like, nuthin's happenin'. You trained one of your clones to stand in while you raid the pantry?
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
(₯ิ_₯ิ)Α-̾ I want food loaded with polysorbate 60, and some fucking FRENCH FRIES WAFFLE STYLE.
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==@@ THE BUNNYGIRL'S DINER@@ @==
( LΦ`) Your head is even bigger than the other girl's. It's probably because you're too individualistic.
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(₯ิ_₯ิ)Α-̾ AND A DR. PEPPER FOR FREE.
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==@@@@@Wait What?@@@@@ ==
(₯Ν₯) Stop Capitalizing Every Word In Your Sentences
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
(₯Ν₯) Capitalized Sentences... (₯A₯) Capital Punishment?
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj A Canticle Deepens Zits,
i @§-]@|! i@Snit, thump a pelican.
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
(₯A₯) Can I have all of that, and a coke?
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
(`tL) WHY?!!!!!!
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
( EΝE) In that case, I'll have a Pepsi, which you specifically stated you had in stock.
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj Sorry, (`tL) WHY?!!!!!! took the last one. You are much too slow
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
(`tL) WHY do you Lye, Rai?!?!?
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj Just for that, we're switching to Royal Crown Cola.
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==@@VINDICTIVE EATS@@ @==
( ί ί) I'll have a Royal Crown.
( ί -ί)
( ί ί) And some mittens, please!
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj Normally, we'd have some, but today the van broke down.
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==@ Don't drink the water.@ @==
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( LΦ`) Yes, botulism does lead to farting on occasion.
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@i@EΝEj@ My name is Squeeks and could you shit on my head please?
@iΒ@@ Β@@I seem to have lost my own pile of shit.
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
(₯ิ_₯ิ)Α-̾ Well, I was asking for some cake over there, and it still isn't there. May I have some cake?
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj Sorry, we're all out of Tang.
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(EΦE) I ordered thong, not tang. Dang you!
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(EΝE) Can I have some Wu Tang Clan?
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( E-E) Yo, could I get some bearchops here?
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( E-E)Β Now, where's the kitchen?
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( ί ί) The mittens! Where are the mittens?
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( E-E) No.
( E-E) No.
( ί ί) Aw...
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj Sorry, we're all out of Maxwell House, too. Freshen your cup, hon?
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( E-E) Got a lighter? I need to smoke something.
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( E-E) No, but I'll take that box you have on the counter there.
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(@ί ί) can I get some mittens?
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(@@@ί ί) Why, yes it is, my head is inflating tremendously.
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( ಠ_ಠ) CAKE OR DEATH?!
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i @§-]@|! i We're all out of cake, but you can have malumba instead.
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( ಠ_ಠ) ...alright. Give me some of that "malumba", whatever it is.
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i @§-]@|! i Actually, it's a euphemism for being brutally sodomized.
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i @§-]@|! i @HAHA! Just kidding. I crack myself up. Malumba? Coming right up.
_R .U@- Ιm@@First I'm going to need you to turn around and bend over.
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( ಠ .ಠ) ...
( ಠ_ಠ) On second thought, scratch that order. Give me some cookies instead. Gingerbread cookies with some mulled wine.
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_R .U@- Ιm@ @ @... Especially not gingers named Asuka.
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(@@@ί ί) Oh Lawd! That was a joke!
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( ಠ_ಠ) Can I get lube with that?
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Can I get some religious idioligy?
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( LΦ`) Can I get two dozen Archangel lap dances, please?
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( LΦ`) Y--You mean Michelle, right?
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(E-E ) Can I get some pills?
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==@ CONFUSED GODDESS @==
(E-E ) Anything man, I need my fix.
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(E-E ) Can I have something to take the edge off?
(E-E ) Can I have a pillar of salt?
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( ί -ί) It certainly removed the bloodstains.
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( ί ί) A pair of Mittens, please!
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( ί ί) Grilled, I like them warm!
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( ί -ί)
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( ί -ί) I don't have gloves.
( ί ί) Mittens!
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( ί ί) Did you call for Security Mittens?
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`(,_Ι Hi Mittens, nya. Can I get a coke, nya?
( ί ί) Yeah, I got some of that happy powder for ya!
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( ί ί) Mittens!
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( ί -ί) Quit mocking me.
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( LΦ`) Looking kinda good there, Reinior.
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( LΦ`) Looking kinda good there, Rei Charles.
(EΝE) Nice one, GP!
@@ Θ__Θ@ Ώ I'm not some lame general practitioner, I won the Nobel prize for Medicine back in 1993!
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@@@Όc))ΝE) Ouch, ow, sorreee, ouch!
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==@ @ CAN SEE SHIT @@ @==
( LΦ`) But I lost my pelvis in the war back in August!
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==@ @ CAN'T PLAY SHIT @@ @==
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@ @@ @You'll have to take that outside nya.
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( ί -ί) ....
( ί -ί) That looks really tasty.
( ί -ί) Can I get what he had?
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@@ Π*L°MΠ Being a Security Guard is tough, because you
@`(,_Ι@have to keep spare heads around for just that reason, nya.
( ί ί) So you do have more after all?
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i @§-]@|! i @One hairy talking brainburger with mayo.
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( ί ί) Non sequitor.
( ί ί) ...Pause...
( ί ί) Mittens!
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( ί ί) What about cheesemittens?
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i @§-]@|! i @Gramps just dumped another body out back.
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( ί -ί) That's nasty.
( ί ί) Does it come with cole slaw?
( ◕ ◕) I'll have the North Atlantic Mitten with a large side of oxycodone.
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==@@@STILL NOT THE SPEED QUEEN@@@@==
( ◕ -◕) ... Drugs?
( ί -ί) I haven't seen any evidence that she sells anything here.
( ί ί) Maybe she sells sea shells.
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(@E-E) Damn, for a moment I thought I would be served.
(@E-E) I'll have the 900get.
(@EΝE) Me too!
(@E-E) Neine hund zu getten!
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==@@Rei's Food Detox@@==
( ί ί) Rei's has the cleanest dumpsters of any restaurant!
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==@@ THE REI'S SHINER@@ @==
( LΦ`) I'll reek an XL beefhat with extra sauce.
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( E-E) Gimme a Security Kitten's head burger with extra sauce, plox.
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