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i @§-]@|! i @ Turns out we weren't out of posts.@@@@@+
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==@@ THE REI'S DINOR@@ @==
@
(EΝE) Can I have a DQN?
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i @ I'd give you mine, but it seems to refuse to leave me alone.
_R .U@- Ιm@@@
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i @ I'm sorry, we're we were was we used our U's up.
_R .U@- Ιm@@Weirdo.
@@MMt@iL@@@
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
( LΦ`) Gimme something spicy.
( "U) FOOOoooood, glooorious fooooood...
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@@@@./@./@‘ === AR
@@@ /Q/_ /bWow, this stuff is great!
@@@|=η M_ €v¦
@@ |= η@ =:|@||. |@Real food, at last!
@@ |= ί R..:|@||@_QQQ@ QQQQQ..‘
@@@|=ρ@=:| @|| ΈήΒΈήΒ.@@Ι@@ Θ Θ.@|| |@Opening up across the street
@@@~~~~~~~ |@|| @ ==³==@@@@iίDίGj @ from Rei's was a genius move!
@@@ @ @@ b.Θ Θ|PP|ΘQΘi|MΎ@|| _QQQQQQQQQQQQQ
@@@@ @ ‘¨i@@ j\\i@@@@j@\\½’
@@@@ ‘¨\/@@| \\.i@@ @ j\\\\¨’
@@@@ €].`(QΙ\\.i_Q,,j \\\¦\£
@@@@@@@ | |PP|@@@( |P P| @@ .....:.::::|@@@
@@@@@@@ | |@ @ | @..:::::::| @ @ | ...::.::.:..::::::::|@@@
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i @ I embrace competition. It makes the pie bigger.
_R .U@- Ιm@@... I'm all out of pie.
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
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@@@@@ ./@/@/@/@/@/@/@/@/@/@/@/@/@/R
@@@@@/@/@/@/@/@/@/@/@/@/@/@/@/@/`€ R
@@@@./@./@‘ === AR
@@@ /Q/_ /bDo you have any pie?
@@@|=η M_ €v¦
@@ |= η@ =:|@||. |@Ooo, pie! Good idea! I want some too!
@@ |= ί R..:|@||@_QQQ@ QQQQQ..‘
@@@|=ρ@=:| @|| ΈήΒΈήΒ.@@Ι@@ Θ Θ.@|| |@Dudes, we got pies that'll make
@@@~~~~~~~ |@|| @ ==³==@@@@iίDίGj @ you pee your pants in joy.
@@@ @ @@ b.Θ Θ|PP|ΘQΘi|MΎ@|| _QQQQQQQQQQQQQ
@@@@ @ ‘¨i@@ j\\i@@@@j@\\½’
@@@@ ‘¨\/@@| \\.i@@ @ j\\\\¨’
@@@@ €].`(QΙ\\.i_Q,,j \\\¦\£
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/ζζζ_
/ζ,iEjiEj|
|ζζ^@@ @_|
|ζ /@@O@|@O@|@@
|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@@A new challenger has entered the arena!
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==@@@@@@ Marty's@@@@@@ ==
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|ζζ^@@ @_|
|ζ /@@O@|@O@|@@I suppose I should make a joke or something,
|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@since that last post of mine was pretty lame.
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==@@@@@@ Marty's@@@@@@ ==
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|ζζ^@@ @_|
|ζ /@@O@|@O@|@@A competitor is out.
|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@Hee hee.
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==@@@@@@ Marty's@@@@@@ ==
Hey, man.
Shut up D:
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i @ Sorry, we're all out of competitors.
_R .U@- Ιm@@
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
*** THE REI casts "orange juice instrumentality"! ***
*** THE COMPETITION explodes! ***
*** THE REI is victorious! ***
can I have some sex?
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|ζ /@@O@|@O@|@@That's not on our Spring menu.
|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@
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==@@@@@@ Marty's@@@@@@ ==
(EΝE) Can I get a spring menu then?
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@@@@./@./@‘ === AR
@@@ /Q/_ /bAw, man! The seats are all sticky!
@@@|=η M_ €v¦
@@ |= η@ =:|@||. |@The whole place smells like orange juice!
@@ |= ί R..:|@||@_QQQ@ QQQQQ..‘
@@@|=ρ@=:| @|| ΈήΒΈήΒ.@@Ι@@ Θ Θ.@|| |@Curse you, Rei!
@@@~~~~~~~ |@|| @ ==³==@@@@iMDLj @ CURSE YOU!!!!
@@@ @ @@ b.Θ Θ|PP|ΘQΘi|MΎ@|| _QQQQQQQQQQQQQ
@@@@ @ ‘¨i@@ j\\i@@@@j@\\½’
@@@@ ‘¨\/@@| \\.i@@ @ j\\\\¨’
@@@@ €].`(QΙ\\.i_Q,,j \\\¦\£
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i @Oh, get in line.
_R .U@- Ιm@@
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
I'll stand in your line, if you know what I mean.
... You lost me.
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i @It was like a joke.
_R .U@- Ιm@@Only much, much smaller.
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
like, an oke?
iMDLj YOU ARE GOING TO ORDER OR SIT HERE AND MAKE JOKES ALL DAY, HUH? HUH?@@ / _ΙT
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==@@ THE ANGERMAN'S DINER@@ @==
Y'see, diners are like... bicycles, man.
Actually... They're more like... brain damage.
So you're just gonna sit right here and enjoy it!
@ ©__©
@i@ί mίj I'm not really into the whole enjoyment thing.
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i @You've come to the right place.
_R .U@- Ιm@@Try the veal.
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
@ ©__©
@i@ί mίj I'm not really into veal.
( ί ί) I'd like a half order of veal, please!
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i @I'm sorry, we're all out of that.
_R .U@- Ιm@
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
( ί -ί) ...
( ί -ί) I hate you!
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i @I'm not in this business to make friends,
_R .U@- Ιm@little Suzy Creamcheese.
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
(ŌŌ) But will we ever be absolutely free if we're only in it for the money? Just freak out!
( EΦE) What are you in this buisness for, then? You don't seem to be in it to sell food.
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i @What else can do I do with a degree in Modern Image Board Culture?
_R .U@- Ιm@That's like asking a Liberal Arts major why they serve Coffee.
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
But...this is not an imageboard!!!
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i @The same way a coffee stain isn't art.
_R .U@- Ιm@I like to just claim I'm on the cutting edge of Imageboards, however.
@@MMt@iL@@@I'm Avant garde
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
Speaking of coffee... Could I have a Black Russian, please? They sound oddly nice, and now I have an urge to give them a try.
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i @You're been lurking in English@2ch, haven't you?
_R .U@- Ιm
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
I'm inclined to say the same about you. Now give me my damned drink!
865 wasn't me, though. But I agree with his sentiment.
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^@@@@@Rί ί
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιjί
i @§-]@|! i ί We'r- hic fresh.. outta th-hic-at
_R .U@- Ιm
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Give me a.. uh... Zombie, then. That doesn't contain vodka, right?
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^@@@@@Rί ί
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιjί
i @§-]@|! i ί hic fresh outtah tha-hic
_R .U@- Ιm@@Yeh know hic you look besserh hic after a dehrink or three hicί
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
Do you have any booze to make drinks with at all?
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιjί hic~
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
... -_-;;
At least I don't have to clean up your vomit.
@@@@@@ί
@@@Φ-Ν
@@ Π*L°MΠ Do we even have a Liquor license?
@`(,_Ι Aί
^@@@@@@Rί ί
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιjί
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
Probably not. But that won't stop me from asking for drinks.
Hey Rei, sell me your top!
@@@Φ-Ν
@@ Π*L°MΠ
@`(,_Ι Aί
^@@@@@R ί
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@+@@@B@@
i @§-]@|! i ί I liked these little degree signs more when they were stars.@+
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
>>154
Only if she sells me her panties! And that security kitten.
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@Fresh out of both.
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
I like where this is going~
@@@Φ-Ν
@@ Π*L°MΠ nyaaaaa~
@`(,_Ι
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@Hey, eyes on the customers.
_R .U@- Ιm
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
I'll buy that black tube top from you.
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@I'm sorry, we're all out of black tube tops.
_R .U@- Ιm
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
I'll buy that censor-sign from you..
I'll give you 599 US DOLLARS for that THE REI'S DINER table
I'll purchase you as my slave for 211 denarii and 30 sesterces. I promise you will not be required to engage in sodomy!
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@I'm sorry, what are you two talking about?
_R .U@- Ιm
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==@@ THE REI'S NOODLES@@ @==
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|ζζ^@@ @_|
|ζ /@@O@|@O@|@@I'm sorry, but we only accept DQN currency.
|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@
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==@@@@@@ Marty's@@@@@@ ==
i@EΝEj Could I have some Puri-puri-puri-puri-puri-Pu-puri-Puri-puri-puri-puri~n
rin~ rin~ Puri-puri-puURI~~N PURI-RI~N!
WHAT? 2 DQN BUCKS?
That's robbery!
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@Them's the breaks, I'm a 2 DQN whore.
_R .U@- Ιm
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
You're too fat to be worth 2 DQN.
Fatty fatty.
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@I'm sorry, we're all out of censor-signs.
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
Stand up properly! We are no longer wheel-chair bound on the internet!
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i @...kay.
_R .U@- Ιm@@
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
We'll never manage to convince you to get naked in here, huh?
(^ Ν ^) I'd like an...ummm...uhhh...
(^ Ν ^) Well, darn. I can't remember what I, like, wanted. So could you, like, get me a, you know, fruit salad, Rei?
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT.
YOU WANT TO SEE FULL FRONTAL NUDITY.
Give me your name tag, now!
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i @I'm sorry, we're all out of names. I'll have to ask you to leave now, Mr...
_R .U@- Ιm@@..Nevermind.
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==@@ THE @ @'S DINER@@ @==
I'll buy an "e".
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i @It looks as though my supply of said typographic symbol is somewhat lacking.
_R .U@- Ιm@@
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==@@ TH@ R@I'S DIN@R@@ @==
You used your last e in that "somewhat", didn't you? You bitch!
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i @I'd like to see you be perfect when you're stuck in DQN with no sleep for 2183 posts.
_R .U@- Ιm@@
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==@@ THE REI'S DINOR@@ @==
I'll take some infinity symbols.
For my little sister.
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i @I'm sorry, we're all out of math symbols.
_R .U@- Ιm@@
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==@@ THE REI'S DENARII @==
( ί ί) I would like one sorry with no fries, please.
HAY IS THIS THE GAY'S DINER?!
I request one gay meal please
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i @Sorry, Marty's is across the street.
_R .U@- Ιm@@
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==@@ THE RAY'S DINOR@@ @==
((/ f.ㄟ) And I want some coca cola, dark and corrosive, like my soul. Maybe some fries - oh woe is them, poor slaughtered potatos - with some ketchup, red like color enhanced blood.
((/ f_ㄟ) My haircut grew out, what do you think of it? Sort of looks the same as it did before getting it cut shorter.
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i @Sorry, we only have Orange soda.
_R .U@- Ιm@@Also, our french fries are 99% synthetic.
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==@@ THE RAY'S DINOR@@ @==
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i @§-]@|! i @
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==@@ THE RAY'S DINOR@@ @==
((/ f.ㄟ) ...
((/ f,ㄟ) ...
((/ f_ㄟ) Ah.
((/ f.ㄟ) Alright. I'll have the Orange soda, please.
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i @Belch
_R .U@- Ιm@@We just ran out. Would you rather have some Teenage Angst?
@@MMt@iL@@ We just had a ton come in about 4 posts back.
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==@@ TEH RAY'S DINOR@@ @==
((/ f.ㄟ) Depends, how idealistic is your Teenage Angst?
So like are you gonna give me my angst or what.
Fine I'll take the 200get