Why is anonymous group suicide so popular in Japan? (29)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 17:22

2 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 19:23

They are repairing their connections with themselves.

3 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 19:40

cuz they're too egocentric to bother getting to know each other

4 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 19:59

It's isolated incident(s) overblown by a journalist/pundit/reporter trying to advance his/her career and maybe become wealthy along the way. As is always the case.

5 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 20:10

>>4
I like the fact that there can be several isolated incidents. Clever.

6 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 20:17

It would be cool if people got together for this purpose, then, when they met, they were like, "Ah, screw it. Let's just rock and roll and have a good time."

7 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 20:43

B/C suicide is popular in Japan in all of its forms. That probably happened because anybody too fat or slow at math is cut off from the mainstream of society. That then clorinates the gene pool, and that is why so few stupid people exist in Japan.

Oh, well, it beats having people that spend their entire lives complaining about how their life sux, or bumbling around slowing down others because they are brain dead.

8 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 20:45

>>4 like, yeah. There's no civil war in Iraq, its just a bunch of isolated incidents that faggot journalists just had to put together. Its not like there's any connection between them.

9 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 03:56

this is kind of a weird post in DQN.

10 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 14:52

I think this post suits DQN perfectly

11 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 16:36

Hey, I'm feeling inspired. Anyone wanna do a mass suicide with me?

12 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 18:28

sure

13 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 18:55

You two go on ahead, I'll catch up later.

14 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 03:50

Make sure you guys tell me how it went, alright?

15 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 04:07

Gah, that article was depressing.

16 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 06:06

( ß ƒŽß) Just like DQN!

17 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 12:13

you are lonely NEET with no future.

18 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 13:25

>>8
And the so-called Second World War was just a couple isolated random battles, the kind that happen all the time.

19 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 04:18

>>17
But... I have a job!

20 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 00:07

Why can't WEABOOS copy this aspect of Japanese life?

21 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 01:40

>>20
Because it's not kawaii desu ne.

22 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 03:30

>>21

So ka, naa...

23 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 03:43

It's kowai...

24 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 04:21

seriously, anonymous group suicide is a tiny minority of suicide in Japan. Most suicide in Japan is more conventional, and committed by people over 35.

25 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 06:03

>>24
So midlife crises in Japan is suicide instead of buying a motorcycle?

26 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 13:39

driving your newly bought motorcycle off a tall tall cliff is a pretty cool way to resolve your midlife crisis I must say.

although I think an elaborate setup involving a stage piano, a corruptible moving company and a high destination for said piano under which I'd happen to just walk underneath... well, it makes for an impressionist musical-optical spectacle with me in the very center. can't complain then, can I?

27 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 14:09

>>26
...as long as you don't end up merely paralyzed.
I think an anvil or heavy iron safe is the way to go.

28 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 16:35

>>27 are there any live volcanoes left in which I might jump?

29 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 16:54

>>26 is a cartoon character.

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