Slamming potatoes into a pan can cause many adverse effects, including but not limited to death, vomiting, having a horrible life, and exploding upon contact with any sort of expensive pottery or statue figure. For these reasons, it is advised that you avoid doing whatever I just said not to do. I've already forgotten what it was, but it was very important that you don't do that, and continue to not do that, regardless of whatever that was. I hope you are paying close attention and are keeping notes of what I'm saying, so that you can look back to your notes and find what it was I said not to do and avoid doing that thing. Unless you avoid doing the thing I said to avoid doing, some bad things might happen to you. I forget what I said those bad things were, but I did tell you what they were, and I was right, and I hope you kept notes on it so you will remember what I said the bad things were, so that you will have a good reason to avoid doing the thing I said not to do. You see, if you don't avoid doing the things I say not to do, bad things might happen, as described by me. This is the key reason why it is crucial you not do the things I say not to do. Keep notes on what these things are and what will happen if you do them. One thing I very strongly suggest not doing is not taking notes on what I've told you not to do and what will happen if you disregard my advice and do those things. Not taking notes of my advice is a great example of the kind of thing I am suggesting you avoid doing and that you should add to the list of things I've told you not to do. If you don't do this, the following bad thing will happen: I may decide not to give you any further advice in the future. You surely recognize that my advice is of the utmost importance to your continued success in life, so if you want to avoid that bad thing happening to you, you should take note of the fact that I have suggested not not taking notes of the things I tell you to do, and you should also take note of the fact that that bad thing will happen to you if you don't do the thing I told you to avoid not doing. Thank you very much, and I'll see you again tomorrow, and so it will be every day until I decide that you have learned enough about the things you should avoid doing and the bad things that will happen if you do the things you should avoid doing and about writing down notes listing these two sets of things. At that time, I will consider whether you have truly learned enough to leave, or whether you must begin taking notes over again, completely rewriting the list of things you should avoid doing and the list of bad things that will happen if you do the things on the first list, as well as notes on the fact that you should take down notes on these two sets of things. Thank you.