Important Warning (8)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 04:48

Slamming potatoes into a pan can cause many adverse effects, including but not limited to death, vomiting, having a horrible life, and exploding upon contact with any sort of expensive pottery or statue figure. For these reasons, it is advised that you avoid doing whatever I just said not to do. I've already forgotten what it was, but it was very important that you don't do that, and continue to not do that, regardless of whatever that was. I hope you are paying close attention and are keeping notes of what I'm saying, so that you can look back to your notes and find what it was I said not to do and avoid doing that thing. Unless you avoid doing the thing I said to avoid doing, some bad things might happen to you. I forget what I said those bad things were, but I did tell you what they were, and I was right, and I hope you kept notes on it so you will remember what I said the bad things were, so that you will have a good reason to avoid doing the thing I said not to do. You see, if you don't avoid doing the things I say not to do, bad things might happen, as described by me. This is the key reason why it is crucial you not do the things I say not to do. Keep notes on what these things are and what will happen if you do them. One thing I very strongly suggest not doing is not taking notes on what I've told you not to do and what will happen if you disregard my advice and do those things. Not taking notes of my advice is a great example of the kind of thing I am suggesting you avoid doing and that you should add to the list of things I've told you not to do. If you don't do this, the following bad thing will happen: I may decide not to give you any further advice in the future. You surely recognize that my advice is of the utmost importance to your continued success in life, so if you want to avoid that bad thing happening to you, you should take note of the fact that I have suggested not not taking notes of the things I tell you to do, and you should also take note of the fact that that bad thing will happen to you if you don't do the thing I told you to avoid not doing. Thank you very much, and I'll see you again tomorrow, and so it will be every day until I decide that you have learned enough about the things you should avoid doing and the bad things that will happen if you do the things you should avoid doing and about writing down notes listing these two sets of things. At that time, I will consider whether you have truly learned enough to leave, or whether you must begin taking notes over again, completely rewriting the list of things you should avoid doing and the list of bad things that will happen if you do the things on the first list, as well as notes on the fact that you should take down notes on these two sets of things. Thank you.

2 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 14:29

Energy is becoming one of our countrys greatest concerns. If we don't start working on energy conservation, there may not be enough energy to go around by the time you're a parent. We're going to learn about how we can solve some of our problems through alternative energy sources. You can learn more about energy too. Call your county cooperative extension service for more information. Conserving energy is everyones responsibility. Call H to find out how you can do your part.

3 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 14:30

Now that the show is over, and we have jointly exercised our constitutional rights, we would like to leave you with one very important thought. Sometime in the future, you may have the opportunity to serve as a juror in a so-called obscenity case. It would be wise to remember that the same people who would stop you from viewing an adult film may be back next year to complain about a book, or even a TV program. If you can be told what you can see or read, then it follows that you can be told what to say or think. Defend your constitutionally protected rights. No one else will do it for you. Thank you.

4 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5082 00:34

>>2 Sucks for the next generation. If they want energy so bad, maybe they can grow up faster so I don't have to deal with them pesky kids.

5 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5082 13:23

Somebody is using my mail address to send others
the So-Big virus, so take care and don't open any
mail coming from tam_ashour-PkbjNfxxIARBDgjK7y7TUQ@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx with
attachements unless you found something in the
mail-subject telling you that it is me who sent it.

That may take few days.

6 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 01:41

although lacking in content i must say i really loved the style and i guess rhythm of that rant.
the lengthy repetition of small elements, very gradual development and change, and recurring patterns, reminds me of philip glass.
the logic is kooky and i though i wish i could know who you actually are knowing if you post here often will suffice.
please tell me if you post here often, i like you alot.

7 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 04:33


8 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 06:47

Actually no, they took it from porn.

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