ITT We name our belongings (9)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5087 10:52

I named my laptop Ԏq and my mouse Robert.

2 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5087 16:35

I named my Ԏq laptop and my Robert mouse.

3 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5087 18:09

I named my thread ITT We name our belongings.

4 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5087 19:32

Flowerchild? Are you gay?

5 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5088 02:01

I named my left arm CHRISTOPHER. It's spelled in all-caps.

6 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5088 13:29

I named my testicles "The Boys" and my breasts "The Girls."

7 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5088 13:38

I know a mouse and he hasn't got a house. I don't know why I call him Gerald. He's getting rather old but he's a good mouse.

8 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5089 00:02

I decided to name my penis christopher, by using a Sharpie. Unfortunately, I only had enough space to write CRI

9 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 04:30

I named my wife Sugartits (as women are nothing but property, to be owned and used by men, as stated in Genesis [Not the Bible Book, but the progressive rock band's 1983 album of the same name]).

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