[PARENTS ALERT] ผ“๑“๑“๑i OƒึOj“๑“๑“๑ฝ Comes Out of the Closet [Homosexual Agenda] (12)

1 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5134 04:44

BOOOOOOOON! Comes Out of the Closet

The sexual preference of ผ“๑“๑“๑i OƒึOj“๑“๑“๑ฝ, having the largest wingspan of several Shift_JIS characters, on the Elitist Superstructure website that is hosted on the 4-ch forums in god knows where, has been the subject of debate since the opening of the Booooon thread last September.

The character, whose face is obviously that of a boy, has been found expressing large, circumflex accents in many threads and has become a favorite character among anti-individualists worldwide.

Now, further evidence that the creators of the character intend for BU~N to be a gay role model have surfaced. He is joyful -- the "gay" synonym; and his arms are extended as if to hug -- an activity which only gay men would share in.

Furthering ผ“๑“๑“๑i OƒึOj“๑“๑“๑ฝfs goutingh was a recent DQN event that cast the characterfs use as a one-for-all moniker aside for that of Junior in an overly VIP-Quality thread. This implies that BU~N is goutedh as the chief Four-Channel gay representative, while Junior is the trendy ginh nome-de-plume.

These subtle depictions are no doubt intentional and parents are warned to be alert to these elements of the series. However, many families are allowing the series to entertain their aspies. In the September 5133rd gHit Listh of the top-ten most-age'd threads, two BU~N titles appeared on the list. The Squeeks will release the exiled ผ“๑“๑“๑i OƒึOj“๑“๑“๑ฝ in October.

2 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5134 11:55

>>1 Libel, defamation, outright lies, and anti-gay propaganda. This is obviously the work of a vast right-wing conspiracy.

3 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5134 16:23

(L^ิƒึOิ) FABULOUS!

4 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5139 00:02

( EอE) Grandpa, what's a homosexual?

5 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5139 01:11

( Lƒึ`) Look in the mirror, you little queer.

6 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5139 03:08

(EอE ) I don't see what this has to do with my question, but--

( EอE) Why is there an old photo of you in the corner of the mirror frame?

7 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5139 16:22

You're a gay wizard, Harry.

8 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5139 16:58

And then Harry was a gay.

9 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5139 17:53

And only those who are gay can see the lightning scar.

10 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5143 12:40

That little prick teaser.

11 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5143 18:27

>>9
LIES. SCANDALOUS LIES.

12 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5144 01:29

>>11
Just admit it, you're hot for Harry. You yearn for luscious hunks of that sweet sorcerer's man-meat.

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