The purpose of this thread is to create a "Ham Smash 'Em Up." (http://buttersafe.com/2007/10/18/ham-smash-em-up/)
>>1,4-9 decide on ingredients and quantities
>>13-18 decide on directions
Ingredient 1 is 2 lb. of ham.
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one ham smash 'em up
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