The purpose of this thread is to create a "Ham Smash 'Em Up." (http://buttersafe.com/2007/10/18/ham-smash-em-up/)
>>1,4-9 decide on ingredients and quantities
>>13-18 decide on directions
Ingredient 1 is 2 lb. of ham.
HAMMER each INGREDIENT with your FIST OF RAGING FURY
put the ham smash em up in the Fancy Hearing Cake
Say "bumsex" 4 times
Pew pew
Kick it until it explodes.