The purpose of this thread is to create a "Ham Smash 'Em Up." (http://buttersafe.com/2007/10/18/ham-smash-em-up/)
>>1,4-9 decide on ingredients and quantities
>>13-18 decide on directions
Ingredient 1 is 2 lb. of ham.
HAMMER each INGREDIENT with your FIST OF RAGING FURY
put the ham smash em up in the Fancy Hearing Cake
Say "bumsex" 4 times
Pew pew
Kick it until it explodes.
Ham Smash 'Em Up
Ingredients:
2 lb. of ham
One BikeCat
One >>4 (in nida form)
One Fancy Hearing Cake
One Ham Smash 'Em Up (or any other recursive sandwich)
One dude
9 oz. shitty textured tofu protein substitute
Directions: HAMMER each INGREDIENT with your FIST OF RAGING FURY going "pew pew", then put the ham smash em up in the Fancy Hearing Cake. Say "bumsex" four times. Kick it until it explodes. Once the area is safe to return to, garnish with sage and enjoy.